Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT

oooooft jeremy going for the neck

LOL Labour's big Achilles heel, anti-Semitism, and Johnson turns it into another opportunity to bang on about Brexit! Tories must be tearing their hair out!

Laughing at him again is it?

god boris is such a fucking cunt

bj flustered and waffling about the lying.

but the subject's already been changed back to brexit.

Johnson tries to turn a question about politicians lying into a joke. Tumbleweeds.

not a lot of follow-up from nick robinson on the question about lying eh

GETTTTT BREXXXXXXIT DONNNNNNNNNE

Kids on (lies) he doesn't know who the senior British diplomat who resigned is and starts talking about Brexit again. Clown.

I didn't watch all of it but if the Tories win a majority on December 12 I'm jumping in front of a tube train on December 13.

i saw the last 20 minutes and thought corbyn was very strong, if slightly gulpy for air. it’s “get brexit done” vs a fairer society.

What on earth is this?! #BBCDebate pic.twitter.com/QPnrgG8KiI

— William Kedjanyi (@KeejayOV2) December 6, 2019

Johnson tries to turn a question about politicians lying into a joke. Tumbleweeds.

that fucking smirk

you’d never tire of hitting it with a hammer

LOL YouGov saying Johnson won the debate. I better check tube times for December the 13th.

politics aside, what an infuriating fuckwit that guy is. just so fucking awful as a human

he's so transparently terrible

corbz got the century of the holocaust wrong though, it's the queen's speech all over again, liar jeremy doesn't care about time itself, vote boris etc etc

PPB by labour party on ch5, focussing on jeremy talking to crowds of people, individuals, quite affecting.

I know I know but oh my gosh

me and the comrades made some election season garms 🌹 #AcidCorbynism #VoteLabour

(with apologies to @jemgilbert - there's one with your name on it) pic.twitter.com/Tb8mUoX8hV

— dj john mcdonnell's leather glove⌛️🌍 (@chalravens) December 6, 2019

two footer

Oh my God!! 😱
Watch Barry Gardiner drag Dominic why you sweating Raab.. “this is not a one nation prime minister this is a 1% Prime Minister” pic.twitter.com/GZw8ws8svi

— ARTIST TAXI DRIVER (@chunkymark) December 6, 2019

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fuck him up barry

Savaged by Barry Gardiner, you're astonished to see it.

I just cannot bring myself to vote for Jeremy Corbyn #CantBeCorbyn #BBCDebate

— Alex James (@alexjameshq) December 6, 2019

hard to imagine that a wealthy landowner who is neighbours with david cameron would find it hard to vote for corbyn but these are the mixed-up times we live in

cheese melt

Gulag britpop

cuntry house

fucking posh cunt and a foodie cunt and a britpop cunt and a total melt cunt. Jesus .. how can you be so many cunts in one person.

forgot to add smug cunt

I mostly lurk on here but I'll pull away the curtain to call that cunt a cunt.

I for one am shocked

Cunts have warmth and depth. Boris Johnson’s a racist and a serial abuser of women who can’t open his mouth without lying.

wonder if labour will go for student debt write-off as a big GOTV hail mary in the last week

we're aiming at Worst Blur, suzy! dirt, dish, etc

I used to get on with Alex but that was before he married Sam Cam’s best friend. The other three Blurs are solid Labour - and one (Dave) was a PPC in Two Cities in 2015.

Some of you (definitely Ed and Tom D) will have been present at the legendary Freud FAP where Blur turned up separately to have a drink and talk about reunification.

"Cunts have warmth and depth"

awkward, repressed catholic boy lol!

when bj spent his whole life wishing to be pm did he really think it was just going to be going on telly saying one catchphrase over and over?

anyway, guardian saying its a draw so

This is an important point.

If you look at the cross-breaks in the polls, Labour ARE doing badly with older leave voters.

But they're only doing very marginally worse than in 2017. It would only take a small shift in the Leave vote to Lab to be exactly at 2017 levels.

— Dr Moderate (@centrist_phone) December 6, 2019

just going to keep posting the red telephone for little bumps of positivity

responding to

Seeing a lot takes saying ‘not looking good for labour in midlands and bits of north’ which may or may not be true. Important to say that even when Labour won a 10% increase in voter share in 2017 these places swung towards...the Tories.

It’s not new.

— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) December 6, 2019

that guy does my head in. Going by how wrong he usually is on everything - I'd prefer it if he was predicting a 80+ Tory majority.

i might need to go to bed, I've spent twenty minutes on ian duncan smith's facebook page looking at pictures of tory canvassers, absolutely hypnotised by the contrast between gently smiling faces and the absolute spiralling vacuum where souls should be.

dave rowntree just retweeted this

I hear the bongo player from World Of Twist has said he’s voting SDLP.

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) December 6, 2019

I know the bongo player from World of Twist and he is not voting SDLP.

My granny is voting labour fyi

a pity Turrican isn't about!

Phrases you never expected to read on ILX

“Dominic, why are you sweating?” pic.twitter.com/oox6ImVA85

— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) December 6, 2019

the bazza g-man!