Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Corbono hates naked men, I must reluctantly vote Conservative

when garu g met jeremy corbyn

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/12/06/uk/top-british-diplomat-quits-brexit-intl/index.html?__twitter_impression=true

Tbf I have no idea what she was expecting when she took up diplomacy.

In a searing resignation letter delivered just over a week before the UK general election, Alexandra Hall Hall, the lead envoy for Brexit in the British Embassy in Washington, said that she had become increasingly dismayed by the demands placed on the British civil service to deliver messages on Brexit which were not "fully honest."

How will this shock revelation play in the midlands?!

I met a real life Liberal Democrat last night (second one this year)!

He was exactly like what you are picturing in your mind. He asked me which was I was voting and I said something like "I'm not sure, normally I would vote Lib Dem too but Jo seems to have lost the plot but now that Labour are offering second referendum I'm kinda temped to give them a go, seems best way to stop Brexit"

I wasn't able to work in the phrase 'politically homeless' but the 'Lifelong LibDem can't vote LibDem again' approach does seem pretty effective

Alexandra Hall Hall, so good they named her twice

Less a name than a law firm

Channel 4 just apologised for the colour / talent thing WITHOUT showing the footage so we could make up our own minds.

just learned about katie hopkins. since you all are closer, can you let her know that she has been chosen to appear at the prestigious Elite Thinkers Conference, which is like Davos but way better and geared toward conservative geniuses? here are the coordinates 40°15′09″N 58°26′23″E

please let her know that she should arrive first to help set the tone in order to establish the tone of the conference, and that she should cover the surrounding area with gasoline in order to demonstrate her support for fossil fuels

one last thing - sorry - she needs to livestream her arrival and the spreading of the gasoline, then put the camera on a tripod as she walks closer to the coordinates

lmao

ONE last thing, sorry - it would be best if she could deliver a monologue about being a white straight woman as she does this

Hoping she decides to do a Sebastian Gorka and become a true red-white-and-blue blooded American.

she would seriously do really well here

She's not exactly doing very well over here so I would recommend relocation.

amazingly, the thing i'm getting fired up about is her criticism of london's christmas tree (well, actually, her blaming "the Muslim Mayor" for it)

but it would fit very well with the whole War on Christmas thing. not enough conservatives take the angle that christmas is, in fact, bad, and that it's because of Muslims.

hate to say this, but boris seems to have the upper hand here. probably because he's not afraid to interrupt and talk over or mug for the camera when jc's talking.

i don't trust a single word he says, mind.

I am watching this debate and it's a bit depressing, BJ has got his lines practiced and is getting an easy ride. Nick Robinson has said the NHS selloff is "not true".

boris is talking shite and JC is getting more claps

there's like two guys in the audience clapping for BJ

that's also true

that question rattled him ever so slightly

wtf at ‘are you prepared to put safety above human rights’, what a way to frame a question

he's continually talking in certainties that just aren't certain. this will happen, it will be better... (mostly when fixing things *they* broke). entitlement in his veins.

Doing other stuff but listening in occasionally, Corbz is coming across as assured and measured, Johnson is robotically shoehorning Brexit into every single answer, fucking pathetic.

Er er er er er

you can have public safety or you can have human rights. please choose wisely

He's absolutely shite, how 'neutral' observers don't see this I have no clue.

britons love the taste of boot

corbyn’s coming across really well here imo

you can have public safety or you can have human rights. please choose wisely

Johnson struggling here to distance himself from the effects of their own cuts.

Corbyn cut Robinson off when he was about to land the “if not taxes and not borrowing, how are you going to pay for all your promises, Johnson?” question, which was a pity because it’s quite glaring.

Corbyn points out the Tories have cut the police force by 20,000, privatized the probation service, underfunded the prison service. Johnson: Siane Abbott wants to abolish MI5. LOL.

I know this doesn't amount to a hill of beans but come on...

BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT

claps for disbanding MI5! that’s my interpretation and i won’t be swayed

BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT

oooooft jeremy going for the neck

LOL Labour's big Achilles heel, anti-Semitism, and Johnson turns it into another opportunity to bang on about Brexit! Tories must be tearing their hair out!

Laughing at him again is it?

god boris is such a fucking cunt

bj flustered and waffling about the lying.

but the subject's already been changed back to brexit.

Johnson tries to turn a question about politicians lying into a joke. Tumbleweeds.

not a lot of follow-up from nick robinson on the question about lying eh

GETTTTT BREXXXXXXIT DONNNNNNNNNE

Kids on (lies) he doesn't know who the senior British diplomat who resigned is and starts talking about Brexit again. Clown.