Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

He's the democratically elected PM, you see, and therefore deserves our respect.

This just happened...

For context, my necklace says ‘FUCK BORIS’ 😂😂😂

Nice to meet you @jeremycorbyn! pic.twitter.com/7JOutAboVf

— Matt Read 🇪🇺 (@FoxSaidWhat) December 3, 2019

at least boris found a house-trained lapdog that won't piss on his rug

Jack Russells are angry piss machines, maybe Dilyn the Rescue Dog is a secret Lib Dem mole.

One group that doesn't get much coverage is the Shy Labour voter

I've been thinking about recently too, people not willing to admit voting for an anti-Semitic Marxist who eats cold beans straight from the tin.

Johnson just apologized for his 'letterbox' comments on ITV

Not quite, he pulled the apologizing for any offence caused trick - but that's OK because the GBP are dumbasses:

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/lifestyle/articles-reports/2019/02/06/most-brits-think-im-sorry-any-offence-caused-prope

Also he said the misogyny stuff wasn’t valid *as if he gets to determine what valid questions are* and I am just hoping that the Guardian publishes a transcript of the whole Camberwell tape or one of the hundreds of editors and journalists aware of the wife-beating thing says something. These fucking people....

cackled at laura K’s inclusion in that latest labour video

'Honk': Creators of Untitled Goose Game urge fans to vote Labour https://t.co/l6j8z7cfSl

— The Independent (@Independent) December 5, 2019

well if that doesn't tip the balance firmly in labour's favour i dunno what will

has anyone asked baby yoda about his voting preferences?

never mind Danny DeVito, this is a crucial political endorsement - could be at a turning point here.

Three or maybe four Brexit Party MEP, including Annunziata Rees-Mogg, are quitting the party (NOT their seats) and telling people to vote tory

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/05/three-meps-quit-brexit-party-to-back-conservatives

Can't say I have any idea why, these people are all fucked in the head or evil scumbags or both, possibly Cummings is behind it? Anyway, with a bit of luck a sinkhole will open up and swallow the press conference, or even better the whole country.

https://i.imgur.com/Bsr8Y4o.jpg

i fucking KNEW baby yoda was a comrade

This has been bugging me so I made to chart to show Centrists and the soft left why their Messiah is never, ever coming, and they need to pick a side. pic.twitter.com/xn9ueGUGZ2

— JC (@jmsclee) December 5, 2019

I'm not sure I understand the green quadrant really?

ah yes, the famously slick-looking david miliband

i think the green panel means "the media will never allow someone on the left to look slick so you might as well stick with corbs (who we can agree doesn't"

This is the only video on Brexit you need to watch.#Brexit #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/czOxqEILY2

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) December 5, 2019

I'm not sure I understand the green quadrant really?

https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2017/03/Vardy_WKD.jpg

WKD, skittles, praxis

ah yes, the famously slick-looking david miliband

i mean obviously he's god-tier, knee-tremblingly super-fuckable but i dunno if i'd describe him as slick

The green quadrant means: even if someone left was media friendly and good at optics that they would get monstered into the red quadrant. See: tons of white liberals turning on AOC for supporting Bernie over Mayor Pete.

Slick = Not member of Hamas

i mean obviously he's god-tier, knee-tremblingly super-fuckable but i dunno if i'd describe him as slick

See: tons of white liberals turning on AOC for supporting Bernie over Mayor Pete.

Surely turning on AOC for supporting Bernie over Warren? You would have to be a weapons grade hamas to think she'd support Pete rather than just self-absorbed. Pete liberals already disliked AOC

Actually a better example would be, for example, the Lib Dem candidate in Chingford and Woodford trying to link Faiza Shaheen to Islamists. Or maybe the Lib Dems in Leeds portraying Alex Sobel as “shifty”.

are you doing a bit cos I’m lost

no i am super-horny for david miliband

I know someone who met him irl and said he was extremely hot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I prefer Ed t b h

I always thought Keir Starmer was yr peak Centrist Totty but maybe D-Mili is still hanging in there.

Hottie Kier:

Not the first time @Keir_starmer has stood up to #McDonalds. Here’s his 23-years-younger self in our film about the epic McLibel trial https://t.co/Y72q1iUmcp https://t.co/1uBGfp6KcZ pic.twitter.com/AmxBjyyiXp

— Franny Armstrong (@frannyarmstrong) November 12, 2019

Ed Miliband is an absolute snack in person, David not so much.

paul sweeney having his hustings in a pub

i'm glad we can all agree that the labour party, as it is constituted today, is more fuckable than it has been at any point during its long and storied history

keir hottie says HULLO

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4270929.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/James-Keir-Hardie.jpg

look at this fuckin' hipster smdh

I always thought Keir Starmer was yr peak Centrist Totty but maybe D-Mili is still hanging in there.

Self-styled 'anti-extremism' and 'pro-civility' campaign just spending thousands on anti-Labour attack ads https://t.co/RdFj2qYO5d

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) December 5, 2019

a rich stew of cuntery

Mainstream UK appears to have little organic support and is only "liked" 94 times on Facebook, but its posts have been seen by hundreds of thousands of people because it has spent thousands of pounds promoting them as adverts.

The group makes no mention of being an anti-Labour campaign on its website or Facebook page. Information on its website shows it is backed by figures including former Conservative party chairman Eric Pickles, outgoing Liberal Democrat MP Norman Lamb, and broadcaster Rachel Riley.
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Ex-Labour independent MPs like Ian Austin, Mike Gapes, Ann Coffey, and Ivan Lewis – all vocal critics of Jeremy Corbyn's leadership – are also listed as supporters.

Would love to know who's funding these guys.

this is from a digitalspy forum post so it's almost certainly 100% accurate

MainstreamUK.org is owned by a limited company - MTCAE Ltd. (incorporated on 14/08/19 so pretty recent). They have a sole director, someone called Benjamin Tait - interestingly, someone of this name stood as a Tory candidate in York in the local elections.

Tait misbehavin'

Probably one of the wallagammon

Experts on civility, them lads

Johnson is now doing his familiar riff about how remarkable exports are. But there is a new, or newish, joke. Britain is the only country to export music to the United States, he says. That’s why they call it One Direction, he says.

what the fuck is this garbage

Ngl, I lol'd.

uk innovation, like one direction, has been on indefinite hiatus since 2016, admits johnson in shamefaced public appearance

Dugher with the disinfo as usual

Lewes is a 2 yard tap-in for the LDs

1/5

I couldn’t attend the climate change hustings in #Lewes last night, but I’ve heard a report of what happened.

Get this:

The incumbent Tory, @mariacaulfield didn’t attend claiming she was ‘busy’ and sent a surrogate in the form of a local Tory councillor at the last minute.

— Jim Cornelius🇪🇺🇬🇧 🇮🇪🔶 (@Jim_Cornelius) December 3, 2019

Harry Styles from 2017: The former One Direction bandmate hinted at his political allegiance for the first time when he told the Sunday Times Magazine that he was “probably going to vote for whoever is against Brexit.”

Style added: “I’m not educated enough on the subject to really go toe-to-toe with someone about it, but disregarding the economic stuff and all of that, I think what it symbolises is the opposite of the world I would like to be in. I think the world should be more about being together and being better together and joining together, and I think it’s the opposite of that.”

Hope 'Arry Styles drags BJ

Harry Styles otm