Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

I’m raging about that maitlis tweet. they’ve had the manifesto for TEN DAYS. left twitter picked up on that provision within hours. david schneider and iannuci has big numbers viral tweets about. meanwhile maitlis (one of the country’s most esteemed journalists) was on newsnight last night wobbling her head like “this is potentially massive no ?”

that was just before she went on a massively unseemly transphobic line with sarah wollaston

If Conservatives are able to form a sizeable majority, ensuring Brexit they could still keep power with lots of enhanced executive powers as detailed here.

🐦[We took a closer look at p48 of the Tory manifesto...@maitlis🕸: Is this a shifting away from a legal framework, to a political framework?@LordCFalconer🕸: It is... so if Mr Johnson becomes PM again, he won’t be restrained by the courts from acting unlawfully#Newsnight🕸 | #GE19🕸 pic.twitter.com/1eBajuc3Pq🕸
— BBC Newsnight (@BBCNewsnight) December 3, 2019🕸]🐦

Plus boundary changes and voter suppression.

Meaning there would be only one way left to get them out :)

But I still think LibDems might perform better than the polling suggests. I mean who the fuck would want to own up to voting for them at this stage?

― calzino,

The 'Shy Tory' voter of lore has almost entirely been supplanted by the "Lifelong Labour voter who will be voting Conservative for the first time, and will be appearing on multiple videos on different channels to talk about it"

Voting Liberal Democrat is largely an exercise in identity politics for people with too much never to be used stationery. They will own up to it alright.

One group that doesn't get much coverage is the Shy Labour voter

Rumour has it that they may be busy and not roaming the streets looking for a roving pack of bell ends with microphones, but I can't be totally sure

lol we're all gonna die

"Do you think Britain should now leave the European Union, or remain a member of the European Union?"

51% ~ Leave
49% ~ Remain

Via @YouGov, 2-3 December

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) December 5, 2019

Cummings has already been floating the "referendum between Remain and Remain" line and expect that to get hammered if Labour squeak through.

You'll want to see this one through to the end. pic.twitter.com/ifvU1So681

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) December 5, 2019

Love how they cut a few BBC journos to saying positive things about Labour

Johnson just apologized for his 'letterbox' comments on ITV. It's safe to vote for the Tories now, they're no longer an inherently racist party!

he also said this:

Q: You also branded single mothers as irresponsible, and working-class men as feckless, in an article in 1995?

Johnson says this is not the time to talk about any offence given by an article written a long time ago.

guys let's not focus on this article i wrote years ago which was then and remains now an accurate account of my views

xps to anvil

I didn't make it clear. I meant remain Tory voters who might either not turn up or decide to vote LibDem on the big day but aren't shouting about it rn.

Complete cunt.

Surprised by some of the responses to this: tweeters have replied to the slogan in the photo, as if posting it means I'm in favour of "more Bloody Sundays" https://t.co/NMNzM6fv2V

— John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) December 5, 2019

ITV is a Tory gutter

Then: Phillip Schofield demands Jeremy Corbyn apologise for something he's already apologised for.

Now: pic.twitter.com/vznLrosmEF

— Ben Skipper (@bskipper27) December 5, 2019

He's the democratically elected PM, you see, and therefore deserves our respect.

This just happened...

For context, my necklace says ‘FUCK BORIS’ 😂😂😂

Nice to meet you @jeremycorbyn! pic.twitter.com/7JOutAboVf

— Matt Read 🇪🇺 (@FoxSaidWhat) December 3, 2019

at least boris found a house-trained lapdog that won't piss on his rug

Jack Russells are angry piss machines, maybe Dilyn the Rescue Dog is a secret Lib Dem mole.

One group that doesn't get much coverage is the Shy Labour voter

I've been thinking about recently too, people not willing to admit voting for an anti-Semitic Marxist who eats cold beans straight from the tin.

Johnson just apologized for his 'letterbox' comments on ITV

Not quite, he pulled the apologizing for any offence caused trick - but that's OK because the GBP are dumbasses:

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/lifestyle/articles-reports/2019/02/06/most-brits-think-im-sorry-any-offence-caused-prope

Also he said the misogyny stuff wasn’t valid *as if he gets to determine what valid questions are* and I am just hoping that the Guardian publishes a transcript of the whole Camberwell tape or one of the hundreds of editors and journalists aware of the wife-beating thing says something. These fucking people....

cackled at laura K’s inclusion in that latest labour video

'Honk': Creators of Untitled Goose Game urge fans to vote Labour https://t.co/l6j8z7cfSl

— The Independent (@Independent) December 5, 2019

well if that doesn't tip the balance firmly in labour's favour i dunno what will

has anyone asked baby yoda about his voting preferences?

never mind Danny DeVito, this is a crucial political endorsement - could be at a turning point here.

Three or maybe four Brexit Party MEP, including Annunziata Rees-Mogg, are quitting the party (NOT their seats) and telling people to vote tory

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/05/three-meps-quit-brexit-party-to-back-conservatives

Can't say I have any idea why, these people are all fucked in the head or evil scumbags or both, possibly Cummings is behind it? Anyway, with a bit of luck a sinkhole will open up and swallow the press conference, or even better the whole country.

https://i.imgur.com/Bsr8Y4o.jpg

i fucking KNEW baby yoda was a comrade

This has been bugging me so I made to chart to show Centrists and the soft left why their Messiah is never, ever coming, and they need to pick a side. pic.twitter.com/xn9ueGUGZ2

— JC (@jmsclee) December 5, 2019

I'm not sure I understand the green quadrant really?

ah yes, the famously slick-looking david miliband

i think the green panel means "the media will never allow someone on the left to look slick so you might as well stick with corbs (who we can agree doesn't"

This is the only video on Brexit you need to watch.#Brexit #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/czOxqEILY2

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) December 5, 2019

I'm not sure I understand the green quadrant really?

https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2017/03/Vardy_WKD.jpg

WKD, skittles, praxis

ah yes, the famously slick-looking david miliband

i mean obviously he's god-tier, knee-tremblingly super-fuckable but i dunno if i'd describe him as slick

The green quadrant means: even if someone left was media friendly and good at optics that they would get monstered into the red quadrant. See: tons of white liberals turning on AOC for supporting Bernie over Mayor Pete.

Slick = Not member of Hamas

i mean obviously he's god-tier, knee-tremblingly super-fuckable but i dunno if i'd describe him as slick

See: tons of white liberals turning on AOC for supporting Bernie over Mayor Pete.

Surely turning on AOC for supporting Bernie over Warren? You would have to be a weapons grade hamas to think she'd support Pete rather than just self-absorbed. Pete liberals already disliked AOC

Actually a better example would be, for example, the Lib Dem candidate in Chingford and Woodford trying to link Faiza Shaheen to Islamists. Or maybe the Lib Dems in Leeds portraying Alex Sobel as “shifty”.

are you doing a bit cos I’m lost

no i am super-horny for david miliband

I know someone who met him irl and said he was extremely hot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I prefer Ed t b h

I always thought Keir Starmer was yr peak Centrist Totty but maybe D-Mili is still hanging in there.

Hottie Kier:

Not the first time @Keir_starmer has stood up to #McDonalds. Here’s his 23-years-younger self in our film about the epic McLibel trial https://t.co/Y72q1iUmcp https://t.co/1uBGfp6KcZ pic.twitter.com/AmxBjyyiXp

— Franny Armstrong (@frannyarmstrong) November 12, 2019

Ed Miliband is an absolute snack in person, David not so much.

paul sweeney having his hustings in a pub

i'm glad we can all agree that the labour party, as it is constituted today, is more fuckable than it has been at any point during its long and storied history

keir hottie says HULLO

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4270929.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/James-Keir-Hardie.jpg

look at this fuckin' hipster smdh

I always thought Keir Starmer was yr peak Centrist Totty but maybe D-Mili is still hanging in there.

Self-styled 'anti-extremism' and 'pro-civility' campaign just spending thousands on anti-Labour attack ads https://t.co/RdFj2qYO5d

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) December 5, 2019

a rich stew of cuntery

Mainstream UK appears to have little organic support and is only "liked" 94 times on Facebook, but its posts have been seen by hundreds of thousands of people because it has spent thousands of pounds promoting them as adverts.

The group makes no mention of being an anti-Labour campaign on its website or Facebook page. Information on its website shows it is backed by figures including former Conservative party chairman Eric Pickles, outgoing Liberal Democrat MP Norman Lamb, and broadcaster Rachel Riley.
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Ex-Labour independent MPs like Ian Austin, Mike Gapes, Ann Coffey, and Ivan Lewis – all vocal critics of Jeremy Corbyn's leadership – are also listed as supporters.