Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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wow the lib dems' messaging just keeps getting stronger

pic.twitter.com/1y8fayLHa1

— Sam Gyimah 🔶 (@SamGyimah) December 3, 2019

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

I really don't care do u?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:19 (six years ago)

blue and yellow alright

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:24 (six years ago)

melania trump sends coded message: vote libdems and find yourself in a nightmarish marriage of convenience with a far-right monster

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:27 (six years ago)

for all that we pride ourselves on being a secular nation we've never had a prime minister who isn't an outspoken christian

Cameron never really seemed to give a shit until he saw a good reason to ladle on the piety. Gordon Brown was a minister's son but I don't remember him talking about religion much at all.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

FFS the pearl-clutching about the New Statesman line. Endorsements from publications are worthless shit.

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:56 (six years ago)

true, but snivelling non-endorsements are worse

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 16:58 (six years ago)

yeah true - just don't do one and if anyone asks act like they were never a thing

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

we are going to own jerusry crulgtny for fence sitting by refusing to make a call

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

👀

The Conservatives will pledge £4bn for local public transport despite not including it in their manifesto costings https://t.co/S20xPD0xAy

— Sky News (@SkyNews) December 4, 2019

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

for all that we pride ourselves on being a secular nation we've never had a prime minister who isn't an outspoken christian

Cameron never really seemed to give a shit until he saw a good reason to ladle on the piety. Gordon Brown was a minister's son but I don't remember him talking about religion much at all.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, December 4, 2019 8:29 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

blair held off converting to catholicism under after he stepped down, and alistair campbell got pissy when a journo asked blair if he prayed with dubya, "we don't do god".

and yeah, gordon brown is a son of the manse and yet i've heard him talk about james maxton more than jesus

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

TBH I always assumed that "we don't do God" thing was as much of a way of shutting Blair up as anything else.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

Yeah but being Catholic as a PM is a big degree of difference in this country to being Anglican or AN Other Protestant denomination, no? Like Blair was a Godfucker but he kept it on the qt because filthy papists

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:31 (six years ago)

TBH I always assumed that "we don't do God" thing was as much of a way of shutting Blair up as anything else.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, December 4, 2019 9:29 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

probably true.

it would've been possible for him to say some ecumenical type "christian" soundbites without giving the game away. i remember him doing so tbh, just not that often.

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:47 (six years ago)

David Cameron and Michael Gove put their kids down for a primary school in Kensington - the Cams got in but the Goves did all sorts of performative churchgoing to ensure their place, including Sarah Vine volunteering to teach Sunday school. Which gives me the creeps, frankly.

We haven’t really forgotten the Gove bibles, have we?

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:48 (six years ago)

is that some kind of drug slang?

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

conservatives announcing random uncosted policies at this stage seems... uncharacteristic

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 17:58 (six years ago)

given that nothing they say can be trusted it seems like a reasonable strategy tbh

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

David Cameron and Michael Gove put their kids down for a primary school in Kensington - the Cams got in but the Goves did all sorts of performative churchgoing to ensure their place, including Sarah Vine volunteering to teach Sunday school. Which gives me the creeps, frankly.

We haven’t really forgotten the Gove bibles, have we?


What were the Gove bibles?

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:16 (six years ago)

A Bible given to every school child from the Education Secretary, inscribed as such.

santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:19 (six years ago)

BBC report from a foodbank in Grimsby, interview with a couple who just moved to Grimsby having lived in a homeless hostel in Margate for six months, "I like everything Boris is talking about".

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:22 (six years ago)

for all that we pride ourselves on being a secular nation we've never had a prime minister who isn't an outspoken christian,

I don't know many that were outspoken Christians, to be honest.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:25 (six years ago)

Stafford Cripps was only Chancellor, for instance.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:26 (six years ago)

BBC report from a foodbank in Grimsby, interview with a couple who just moved to Grimsby having lived in a homeless hostel in Margate for six months, "I like everything Boris is talking about".


Are they even registered to vote though?

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:31 (six years ago)

BBC report from a foodbank in Grimsby, interview with a couple who just moved to Grimsby having lived in a homeless hostel in Margate for six months, "I like everything Boris is talking about".


Are they even registered to vote though?

It really is amazing how almost 12 million people voted Labour last election and not a single cox pop has managed to uncover any of them!

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

Well as you know I've voted Conservative every election until now

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

Whoever does his insta is the best.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5p-1W2odLr/?igshid=y1nhzhusgzxw

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:34 (six years ago)

Feeling a bit down this lunchtime.. truth hurts I suppose. pic.twitter.com/gIrmDo4QwJ

— Johnny Mercer (@JohnnyMercerUK) December 4, 2019


this is a real tragedy, never mind all those Labour activists assaulted around the country

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

Accidental Partridge

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

Pleases Vote for Labour !!!!! Cheers my dears-Edwyn,

— Edwyn Collins (@EdwynCollins) December 4, 2019

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 19:13 (six years ago)

Mercer was tweeting racist jibes about Abbott from his constituents the other day

nashwan, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 19:21 (six years ago)

IDS is a goner. faiza should be sending some of these activists to other nearby marginals

Faiza Shaheen and @HackedOffHugh were campaigning outside my house to unseat IDS. Good luck @faizashaheen (hoping you don’t need it, ofc) pic.twitter.com/ey5MxaJ4eB

— Jo Hanna Pearce (@jdpearce) December 4, 2019

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

i'm a little baffled by the over-effort on this one seat. there does seem to be an element of "symbolism" over comprehensive chess-playing when it comes to momentum's canvassing this time and tbh that sort of shenanigans contributed to tory failures last time around.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:08 (six years ago)

(also given what little I know of Australian politics I do not trust the idea of importing anything politics-adjacent from there, but that's just some kneejerk ignorance there really, I admit)

ftr ranked-choice voting and 100% voter enfranchisement are both very good things

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:10 (six years ago)

And yet we still get Scott Morrison.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

think momentum are still directing their activists pretty strategically (including to other london marginals and in the midlands/north etc). think the scenes we're seeing are due to non-momentum directed individuals pitching up to help and who are attracted to the potential totemic scalps of IDS and BJ though. do wish they'd be a bit more tuned in though and travel to other nearby marginals

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

let's not forget that faiza and other activists have been campaigning in IDS' seat since the weekend after the 2017 election. he was probably already a goner before the 2019 GE was called. wouldn't be surprised to see her have quite a healthy majority

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:13 (six years ago)

there was this article recently grousing about it - given how poorly directed resources were in the previous campaign due to the wreckers at labour HQ, I think I'm going to take it with a massive pinch of salt

NEW from me: There's some real unhappiness up here in the North West about Labour's campaign strategy.

People trying to run defensive campaigns in marginals are strapped for volunteers, while watching 200 people try to overturn 6,500 Tory majorities...https://t.co/xG7mUvfauS

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) November 28, 2019

tony blair electric chair (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

that particular writer is a regular Corbyn basher and has been travelling throughout the NW recently so she has to write something. But I'm not convinced the ppl organising their ground game are going to make the same mistakes the tories did in '17.

calzino, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:25 (six years ago)

I meant Labour there, just brain melting at moment.

calzino, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:27 (six years ago)

A Bible given to every school child from the Education Secretary, inscribed as such.


i think importantly and iirr it has an introduction from

GOVE

lol before Genesis.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

ok i got that wrong


https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/may/25/michael-gove-bibles-schools-plan


It has also been dismissed as a vanity project because the Bibles are marked "presented by the secretary of state for education".

Fizzles, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

And yet we still get Scott Morrison.

a functional media would also be a good thing to have, yes

insecurity bear (sic), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

I remember someone from the gideon society coming to visit us in primary school to tell us how a hotel bible had 'saved' him and we were all just like "you'd never read the bible before? omg you're lucky, we get the bible shoved down our throats all the time."

plax (ico), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:00 (six years ago)

_A Bible given to every school child from the Education Secretary, inscribed as such._


i think importantly and iirr it has an introduction from

GOVE.


GOVE! Always believe in your soul!

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:37 (six years ago)

gove thy neighbour as thyself

britain's secret sauce (seandalai), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:37 (six years ago)

By Gove.

gyac, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:38 (six years ago)

the gove raabs outgrieve

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:38 (six years ago)

Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy Gove is better than wine.

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 21:50 (six years ago)


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