Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Sorry I keep saying 18 months for some reason when referring to the last GE! I operate my own calendar where it's currently Year of the Manticore and a week lasts eight seconds.

everyone who isn't a tory bastard is obligated to vote labour, is that not enough for you lot

no

tory bastards should also vote labour

as gyac said, a very few seats are exceptions and one such exception is the place that houses the highest western european population of an ethnicity labour has been dragged for hating as main media attack line for the last two years. but these exceptions must be stressed as exceptions! tory bastards must surrender their wealth to the state and lives to the ocean iirc

Tory bastards not voting at all would also be fine tbf.

Tories voting for Xecutionmas

yikes another op ed from a grieving parent attacking the govt
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/03/dominic-raab-harry-dunn-anne-sacoolas-foreign-office

tbh i think gulags are the kind of inhumane conditions a future Labour government should avoid, a better approach to controlling Tories's numbers would be hunting with dogs

Critical support from Otis Ferry.

lol the lib dems have deleted the tweet that hugh grant called out for bullshittery

oh u mean otis ferry, scion of notorious antisemite bryan ferry?

The Lib Dem candidate in Pudsey is calling Alex Sobel “shifty” after they targeted him with the same rhetoric is it? Grim.

Corbyn is on Jeremy Vine:

Q: What happens if your team negotiates a fantastic Brexit deal, and you can hardly contain your excitement?

Corbyn says he can contain his excitement in all circumstances.

The interview is over. Vine says they asked if there was a record Corbyn wanted to play. He says he was told Get Ready, by The Temptations.

Labour posters with big headlines saying WE WILL BRING BACK FOX HUNTING* could sway a few traditional Tories

*tiny print: "i.e. the hunting of Liam Fox with dogs"

Somebody may have finally twigged something

@BorisJohnson
Let’s get Brexit done and get to work on the things that matter to you.
7:23 AM · Dec 3, 2019·TweetDeck

"such exception is the place that houses the highest western european population of an ethnicity labour has been dragged for hating as main media attack line for the last two years."

This is King Melt behaviour.

In a large majority of seats, if you vote Lib Dem, you’ll wake up with a Tory MP representing you and Boris Johnson in Number 10.

There are exceptions, so google what the vote what was in your local constituency in 2017 and put all Lib Dem bar charts in the recycling bin. https://t.co/a5fOeZw6TL

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) December 3, 2019

a good informative post by OJ

I'd be worried about this if Swinson hadn't flubbed the debates so badly.

I'm worried she's flubbed them so badly Tories won't vote Lib Dem.

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All in all, Crowbin seems to be doing well, with nary a mention of antisemitism in sight. The IRA appears to be a bigger scarecorb.

nothing to see that's his pet chihuahua, Ira

I'm pretty sure that's antisemitic.

glad to see independently-minded googlers are still trying to get to the bottom of swindon's genocidal campaign against squirrels

squirrels is the gift that keeps on giving because it also functions as a beautiful pisstake of the handwringing "fake news" wankers

xxxp I did this the other day and was prompted “jo swinson measurements”, ugh.

Because I’m always posting bleak shit itt, here’s a corrective.

trying hard to not become a mawkish, sentimental parody of 'a very online labour guy', but fuckin hell jeremy pic.twitter.com/aZuPLcSSPF

— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) December 3, 2019

Stan Stan he's our boy

did he ever get such a soft-soaping type interview in '17 on ITV - I can't remember.

Do these questions break new ground for moronic by design?

xp what’s the one show on?

https://twitter.com/i/moments/869625060889415680

that's usually the question i ask every time i happen across the one show right enough

Day after day, Jo Coburn spouts seemingly endless propaganda for the Tories on the BBC's Politics Live. So it's good to see Andy McDonald call her out on her desperate spin today.

Our NHS is #NotForSale #TrumpUKVisitpic.twitter.com/YhQhSOViwL

— Corbyn for PM (@CorbynASAP) December 3, 2019

Andy McDonald not taking no shit off feeble tory campaigning bbc presenter, again.

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This video on the cost of US healthcare is amazing and not just when that girl says ‘shut the fridge’. pic.twitter.com/PaFyLcRqLK

— Ioan Marc Jones (@ioanmarcjones) December 3, 2019

Labour has launched its disability manifesto:

🔥 Scrap the Tory ESA (WRAG) cut and reinstate £30 per week

🔥 Bring Carer’s Allowance to the level of JSA

🔥 Immediately suspend all benefit sanctions

🔥 Scrap the Work Capability Assessment

🔥 Scrap the PIP test

— Frances Ryan (@DrFrancesRyan) December 3, 2019

selfishly need this Labour government for the Carer's Allowance payrise alone!

Absolutely nothing selfish about that.

otm

I'll promise not to fritter any of it away on booze and gambling!

i may be a tactics fan but how could anyone not vote for that tbh

It's expensive, you know. And zilch can be done about it:

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2019/dec/03/uk-six-richest-people-control-as-much-wealth-as-poorest-13m-study

i attended my wife's PIP assessment with her yesterday morning, first time i've been to one. i think it actually went okay for her but she's an ex-nurse so she had the advantage of being used to talking about the issues and all the attendant form-filling you have to do. it was still hugely stressful though and i couldn't quite shake the feeling that we were under investigation somehow xps

Scrap the Work Capability Assessment

as someone who has been passed as "fully fit for work" 3 times and then won each lengthy appeal (with notes from the appeal doctors saying variations on "why the fuck is this person even here, they should be home in bed" lol) can I just say FUCK YES VOTE LABOUR

xp
My partner had her assessment at home because she struggles to travel, even with a mobility scooter. I got really bad vibes from the assessor and her first application for PIP went very very wrong, but she got awarded it. GL to your wife Nick, being a nurse and being comfortable with medical terminology should help her case.

but that is what its like. Some Kafkaesque nightmare where you are making a case that they are out to disprove.

When people keep winning these appeals and gov legal fees are mounting up into the hundreds of millions - I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't saved any money at all but are just persecuting and killing disabled people at a cost.

I'm v grateful to our hospice nurse who filled in the forms for my wife and ticked whatever the box is that she never needed to have an assessment, it just went straight through. all I hear are nightmarish scenarios with people being assessed by people who don't even know anything about the medical conditions they are supposed to be assessing.

it was never about saving money, it was about further demonising sick and disabled people for the crime of receiving pitiful amounts of support from the state and, if at all possible, driving them to death

only last week a friend was telling me about the assessment he'd been to where the lol expert said to him "well you've only had a stroke"

someone with a lower B-Tec qualification in first aid pretending to be medical expert is what you seem to get.

i attended my wife's PIP assessment with her yesterday morning, first time i've been to one. i think it actually went okay for her but she's an ex-nurse so she had the advantage of being used to talking about the issues and all the attendant form-filling you have to do. it was still hugely stressful though and i couldn't quite shake the feeling that we were under investigation somehow xps

You are under investigation, also, like most bureaucracy, the more together and honest and conscientious you are the more likely they are to screw you.

i think from what i know the assessors are medically qualified in some area but it's like Occ Health, they are in no way qualified to make prognoses on complex neurological or physical conditions, and the assessment framework ignores conditions where the impact between a bad day and your best day is extremely debilitating

The PIP forms are all about making up the points, not honestly talking about your condition - that's how my partner failed the first time. And if you turn up at the assessment centre rather than saying "you come to me, fuckos" they often put some euphemistic stuff in the report about how spritely you were looking after sprinting up 4 flights of stairs and were tap-dancing on the reception table etc..

the hope, it burns

Just found out that in the Tory safe seat I grew up in, the local MP (who never shows her face otherwise) has been going door to door begging for votes. Something's up.

— Christmas Eve ain't what it used to be (@bloonface) December 3, 2019

they often put some euphemistic stuff in the report about how spritely you were looking after sprinting up 4 flights of stairs and were tap-dancing on the reception table etc..

^^^^