Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

morning everybody, been wondering if Hugh Grant has any opinions on the Lib Dems's Twitter campaign?

there's no way Trump can keep up this level of self-restraint, i assume they've took his phones off him and his guts are gnawing as the cold turkey swallows him up

Since this thread is now a crossover between us and the American thread, I assume we’ll see more of them here today. So can I ask a totally stupid question with no relation to anything: when did Trump lay off the fake tan (or is he sick?)

wait you mean that's not a gamboge balaclava he's had on his face this whole time?

"Wait Hugh Grant is good again."

Why is he campaigning with Berger tho' 🤯

Tactical voting.

Lol reel politik has an interview with Mike Gapes. Just saw that the actual Labour candidate for Ilford South dropped in a milk dogwhistle as well.

hadn't been aware Finchley was so very un-Lib-Dem before, gotta question the polls that have them closing in tbh

Exception to personal vote rule. I think Berger could do well where any other Lib Dem wouldn’t.

yeah if ever there was a seat where the antisemitism hoo-hah was going to effect a 40% swing away from labour

LDs have never gotten (heh) more than 8000 votes in Finchley & Golders Green - Berger might need three times that...unless...it's just about teaching Corbyn a lesson...

NEW: Ofcom has rejected a Conservative Party complaint about the Channel 4 News climate debate which saw Boris Johnson represented by an ice sculpture after he refused to take part

— Press Gazette (@pressgazette) December 3, 2019

The regulator said Channel 4's "use of editorial techniques" ensured the Tory viewpoint on the climate was "adequately reflected" in the hour-long leaders' debate and the ice sculpture "was not a representation of the PM personally and little editorial focus was given to it...".

— Press Gazette (@pressgazette) December 3, 2019

tbh if I lived there, given the polls I'd be forced to vote LD - one of about four seats in the UK where that's the case mind and it should be made clear that these seats are a tiny minority compared to the ones where lib dems should vote labour

omg now there's a bodying

tbh if I lived there, given the polls I'd be forced to vote LD

did you even look at the 2017 result there?! preposterous

Tactical voting.

"If LibDems (11.1%) vote Lab there’s a chance to kick Tories out

Finchley & Golders Green
Con: 47%
Lab: 43.8%

If LibDems (6.6%) voted Lab there’s a chance to kick Tories out"

polls can be falsified and used to distort public opinion but the ones coming out of that one constituency are pretty unambiguous, no?

in about 645 seats, vote labour, but...yeah

LJ telling us how he is voting Labour is it now

and I did look at the 2017 result, hence '40% swing away from labour'

why do you remotely have me down as a lib dem, it's a joke party redeemed only by the mathematics of it possibly denying the tories a majority

"tbh if I lived there, given the polls I'd be forced to vote LD"

No wonder fake bar charts work.

Or at least the Lib Dems are trying with them..."only by mathematics" indeed!

Labour must've had some truly amazing fake bar charts 18 months ago that I just never knew about.

lol

A mis-step from CCHQ sets activists' teeth on edge. An email has gone out in the name of co-chairman @benwelliot asking for money: no thanks for what you're doing or giving already, and a bossy tone that is going down badly. Just an email, but shows how easy it is to get wrong. pic.twitter.com/cqV6gKaHO8

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) December 3, 2019

LJ telling us how he is voting Labour is it now

thank,s LJ

YouGov poll of London, 28 November-2 December (changes since 30 October-4 November):

LAB: 47% (+8)
CON: 30% (+1)
LD: 15% (-4)
GRN: 4% (-1)
BXP: 3% (-3)

[My seat estimate; changes since my estimate for the previous poll]
LAB: 47 (+4)
CON: 22 (-3)
LD: 4 (-1)

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) December 3, 2019

we are all easily wound up at present and i can forgive this online unkindness but really i draw a red line at voting labour when it would clearly make a tory seat more rather than less likely. it is impossible to falsify polls by that much surely. if you can show me a recent finchley poll where the labour vote hasn't (unfairly) tanked then fictional finchley lj will recant and apologise

anyway we're talking about one poxy seat, basically everywhere else I've said that everyone who isn't a tory bastard is obligated to vote labour, is that not enough for you lot

Sorry I keep saying 18 months for some reason when referring to the last GE! I operate my own calendar where it's currently Year of the Manticore and a week lasts eight seconds.

everyone who isn't a tory bastard is obligated to vote labour, is that not enough for you lot

no

tory bastards should also vote labour

as gyac said, a very few seats are exceptions and one such exception is the place that houses the highest western european population of an ethnicity labour has been dragged for hating as main media attack line for the last two years. but these exceptions must be stressed as exceptions! tory bastards must surrender their wealth to the state and lives to the ocean iirc

Tory bastards not voting at all would also be fine tbf.

Tories voting for Xecutionmas

yikes another op ed from a grieving parent attacking the govt
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/03/dominic-raab-harry-dunn-anne-sacoolas-foreign-office

tbh i think gulags are the kind of inhumane conditions a future Labour government should avoid, a better approach to controlling Tories's numbers would be hunting with dogs

Critical support from Otis Ferry.

lol the lib dems have deleted the tweet that hugh grant called out for bullshittery

oh u mean otis ferry, scion of notorious antisemite bryan ferry?

The Lib Dem candidate in Pudsey is calling Alex Sobel “shifty” after they targeted him with the same rhetoric is it? Grim.

Corbyn is on Jeremy Vine:

Q: What happens if your team negotiates a fantastic Brexit deal, and you can hardly contain your excitement?

Corbyn says he can contain his excitement in all circumstances.

The interview is over. Vine says they asked if there was a record Corbyn wanted to play. He says he was told Get Ready, by The Temptations.

Labour posters with big headlines saying WE WILL BRING BACK FOX HUNTING* could sway a few traditional Tories

*tiny print: "i.e. the hunting of Liam Fox with dogs"

Somebody may have finally twigged something

@BorisJohnson
Let’s get Brexit done and get to work on the things that matter to you.
7:23 AM · Dec 3, 2019·TweetDeck

"such exception is the place that houses the highest western european population of an ethnicity labour has been dragged for hating as main media attack line for the last two years."

This is King Melt behaviour.

In a large majority of seats, if you vote Lib Dem, you’ll wake up with a Tory MP representing you and Boris Johnson in Number 10.

There are exceptions, so google what the vote what was in your local constituency in 2017 and put all Lib Dem bar charts in the recycling bin. https://t.co/a5fOeZw6TL

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) December 3, 2019

a good informative post by OJ

I'd be worried about this if Swinson hadn't flubbed the debates so badly.

I'm worried she's flubbed them so badly Tories won't vote Lib Dem.

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All in all, Crowbin seems to be doing well, with nary a mention of antisemitism in sight. The IRA appears to be a bigger scarecorb.

nothing to see that's his pet chihuahua, Ira

I'm pretty sure that's antisemitic.

glad to see independently-minded googlers are still trying to get to the bottom of swindon's genocidal campaign against squirrels

squirrels is the gift that keeps on giving because it also functions as a beautiful pisstake of the handwringing "fake news" wankers

xxxp I did this the other day and was prompted “jo swinson measurements”, ugh.

Because I’m always posting bleak shit itt, here’s a corrective.

trying hard to not become a mawkish, sentimental parody of 'a very online labour guy', but fuckin hell jeremy pic.twitter.com/aZuPLcSSPF

— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) December 3, 2019

Stan Stan he's our boy