Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

People are calling this the roxy music election

classic blunder from the 'the price of love '89' hitmaker

In a March interview with German newspaper Welt am Sonntag, Ferry professed admiration for the Nazi aesthetic. “My God, the Nazis knew how to put themselves in the limelight and present themselves,” he said in an interview with the paper. “Leni Riefenstahl’s movies and Albert Speer’s buildings and the mass parades and the flags — just amazing. Really beautiful.”

hugh grant now officially the poster child of #teamtactical, campaigning for both labour and the lib dems in winnable seats

And who is Bryan’s ex Jerry shacked up with these days? That’s right, Rupert Murdoch.

yes, finchley and golders green is only lib dem winnable thanks to mendacious media campaign proven utterly wrong by above lengthy list but here we are alas

Well she wasn't going to let herself end up being Jerry Ferry

Have seen those lists being handwaved as only condemning antisemitism on the right, never the left. And you see the thing is ....

Me too. Almost as if white gentile ‘moderates’ have never given antisemitism and how it joins up with other racisms much thought beyond how it can be weaponised against people to their left.

And who is Bryan’s ex Jerry shacked up with these days? That’s right, Rupert Murdoch.

Ah suzy, this sounds like one of your posts but here goes... A fellow I work with said he was at a house party the other weekend and Bryan Ferry was there, apparently he's currently squiring a friend of one of the women who stays in the flat, needless to say, unlike Bryan, she is not in her 70s.

wow she's in her 90s?!?

Renters are getting older.

the lib dems have a policy for that iirc

by which i mean jo swinson has promised that everyone over the age of 65 who fancies a go on bryan ferry will be able to do so under a lib dem government

Still the biggest public service Lily Allen ever did:

Nappy change pic.twitter.com/LPdtTqMEMa

— LILYALLEN2.0 (@lilyallen) July 3, 2016

Tbh the EDM list, while nice and true, is mostly EDMs. They’re a lot easier to sign than to go out of the effort to host dodgy people @ events and the like.

The Britain Elects poll tracker - now updated.

Tories stagnant, Labour up 2pts, Lib Dems down 1pt.

CON: 42.4% (+0.2)
LAB: 31.8% (+2.1)
LDEM: 13.6% (-1.0)
BREX: 3.6% (-0.7)
GRN: 3.1% (-0.2)

Chgs. w/ last Monday (25 Nov)https://t.co/m1hoBpI81D pic.twitter.com/yy4u21sDm3

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 2, 2019

yep, he's dying. Let's get a CBC, chem 7, cardiac enzymes, and blood gases, but it looks like it's Hope and a bad case.

3% to hung parliament

I voted for my guy on Saturday, feels good man

Hopefully when we get back there’ll be a proxy vote...something...on our mat. (Has anyone ever done this before?)

Thoroughly normal tweet here. Easy to forget bc he’s such a meme that he’s really into war & intervention.

Simplistic garbage. No mention of Bosnia, Kosovo, Sierra Leone, Nairobi, Dar Es Salaam, USS Cole, Afghanistan, 9/11, Hamas, Hezbollah, Kurds, Marsh Arabs, Anfal, Iran -Iraq war, Baathist fascist tyranny. You are unfit to be Prime Minister. https://t.co/U2KYCLQlv3

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) December 2, 2019

@MikeGapes

Simplistic garbage

"LEAVE WHITES ALONE" - Gapes

Gapes only has two good tweets, as we all know.

This Channel Four Debate is fascinating. Now for a comfort break. What shall we have ? Gove Fantasy Cake, Javid Irish Mist, Hunt Delusional Smoothie, Stewart Old Humbug, Raab Hard Rock Dictator, or Johnson Absent Absinthe.

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) June 16, 2019

Oh my Stalin, Oh my Stalin,
Oh my Stalin, Party line
Never Break you,
Nor Forsake you,
Oh my Stalin Party Line. .... https://t.co/A0g7JIdNgJ

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) July 20, 2018

Bad take considering the BES found that not owning a car was the single biggest predictor of voting Labour in 2017.

diverting funding from cars to trains is good
diverting funding from cars to trains is probably not a net votewinner
diverting funding from cars to trains and using that funding to subsidise fares rather than infrastructure is not as good as it could be

— hern (@alexhern) December 2, 2019

3% to hung parliament

― plax (ico), Monday, 2 December 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Tory vote locked. As long as the ground game can fight enough of the Lib Dem disinformation and the young vote goes up from ~60 to hopefully another 10% then we might still get a hung parliament.

Think two interesting things that may impact the polls in terms of turnout - Johnson’s response to David Merritt, which I am not sure will play well with some voters, and Trump. Don’t rule out people just staying at home as well.

Or old racists dying of flu in a winter crisis #beKindOffline

But yes not discounting something utterly absurd happening during Trump's visit that cuts through. Small possibility tho'

Ken Livingstone decided to hold up our train because he purposely stuck his foot in when the door was blatantly closing. Now I’m going to be late for work 🙂 pic.twitter.com/hkHzqy97nF

— ŁK 🥤 (@2wenty4s) December 2, 2019

"you should know better than this"

this lad has obv not been following his post-mayoral career very closely

Sorry but this is cute af

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-wears-for-many-21010334

“He’s always pictured in suits that are a bit big for him. David Cameron told him to get a proper suit and that was the day that I decided to make it.”

Mr Khan said he guessed Corbyn's size from pictures and the suit, which retails at £850, took five months to make.

has the eminent ilxor of that name considered sending corbz a sherwani, we wonder

Mr Corbyn even offered to share his chips with photographers while out and about in Whitby.

election-winning stuff from the absolute boy here tbh

Here we here we here we fucking go

Westminster Voting Intention:

CON: 42% (+1)
LAB: 35% (+1)
LDM: 13% (=)
BXP: 3% (-1)

Via @ICMResearch, 29 Nov-2 Dec.
Changes w/ 22-25 Nov.

— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) December 2, 2019

word is getting out about corbyn's chips

Fucking useless Lib Dems making no inroads into the soft Tory vote... again.

Holy shit lol

We asked a billionaire about our plans to slash rail fares by 33%.

He wasn't happy. pic.twitter.com/tZq8NOBZM0

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) December 2, 2019

that guy from the Spin Doctors is a billionaire???

Fucking useless Lib Dems making no inroads into the soft Tory vote... again.

Believe it when I see it.

Telling on Raab when he is in danger from the LDs

LD in that constituency seems like a right melt. would have to hold nose p hard to vote for her

lmao

For your viewing pleasure.

I give you Pat Mountain, slipping into acknowledging that UKIP is a racist party.

ULTIMATE COMEDY GOLD.

All Out Politics and @adamboultonSKY have given me ALL the energy I need to get through the rest of this week...#GeneralElection19#VoteLabour pic.twitter.com/REg2wPd18H

— Stu Roberts🌹 (@MrRoberts84) December 2, 2019

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/dec/02/labour-red-wall-brexit-progressive-industrial-england

That this cunt will talk like he knows anything on Dec 13th is regrettable but at least we will lol die

got a sudden urge to shave for the first time in a month

that fucking cunt actually gave me a sudden craving for booze, not gonna let him get to me

We might all die lol.. but this fucking idiot seems to think we need to... then will be a political landscape (fertilised by our ashes) ripe for transformative politics... it's always next time with these posturing commentatriat melt twats when Labour have gone too far left for them.

real rush of rage/despair/spite there, kudos John Harris you useless entitled fucking cunt

gonna do some more deep breaths

I keep getting short periods of excitable positivity followed by prolonged bouts of fear and despair. Fucking hate elections these days. So much at stake my guts start churning when I think of 5 more years of these cunts:(

poor john harris, he started out looking like rodney but now he's slowly morphing into uncle albert