Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

conservatives getting pelters for politicising this so quickly, particularly from the father of one of the victims

Don’t use my son’s death, and his and his colleague’s photos - to promote your vile propaganda. Jack stood against everything you stand for - hatred, division, ignorance. https://t.co/R8LO16lugk

— David Merritt (@butwhatifitsall) December 1, 2019

Oh I see we’re back to “a subsidy for the middle class because people who are better off tend to use the trains more”. Like there isn’t cause and effect there. Cunts.

I'm sure they'll have no problems ignoring the father of a dead child if he's saying the wrong stuff and won't shut up about it - Blair was the past master of that.

Oh I see we’re back to “a subsidy for the middle class because people who are better off tend to use the trains more”. Like there isn’t cause and effect there. Cunts.

Londoncentric or what?

Was stuck at Blackfriars next to three lib dem canvassers, one whom was old and the mother of one of the others. Glad we were stuck and the evil old bag was struggling.

whither the season of goodwill, be kind offline folks

Lol

/Oh I see we’re back to “a subsidy for the middle class because people who are better off tend to use the trains more”. Like there isn’t cause and effect there. Cunts./

Londoncentric or what?

guys i quite literally took the train from cambuslang to partick this morning

i even got a seat, it was fuckin' lit

People use trains outside London! The trains in/around Manchester and the north east have been diabolical all year.

Yes, but you think the Tories are aware of anyone other than middle class commuters to London?

No seats on the coalition-era train. Just asking the architects of 5p plastic bags to own it.

xp sorry not awake enough to get what you were saying. Agreed, hope northern commuters take note.

fwiw someone has managed to shut down the entire 'Labour antisemitism' thread on my football forum with just this one post, c&p it everywhere:

Corbyn organised the Apr. 1977 defence of Jewish populated Wood Green from a Neo-Nazi march

EDM3933 7 Nov. 1990: Corbyn signs motion condemning the rise of antisemitism

EDM634, 11 Apr. 2000: Jeremy Corbyn signs motion condemning David Irving for being a Holocaust Denier

EDM1124, 6 Nov. 2000: Jeremy Corbyn praised the ‘British Schindler’, Bill Barazetti, for his WW2 kindertransport

EDM742, 28 Jan. 2002: Jeremy Corbyn signs motion praising football clubs for commemorating Holocaust Day

EDM1233 30 Apr. 2002: Corbyn was a primary sponsor on a motion condemning antisemitism

11 May 2002: Jeremy led a clean up of Finsbury Park Synagogue after an anti-Semitic attack

EDM1691, 23 July 2002: Corbyn condemned attacks on a synagogue in Swansea

EDM123 26 Nov. 2003: Corbyn officially condemns attacks on 2 Istanbul synagogues

EDM298, 16 Dec. 2003: Jeremy Corbyn signs motion commemorating International Holocaust Day

2004: Jeremy condemned news that anti-Semitic hate crimes had risen for yet another year

EDM461, 21 Jan. 2004: Jeremy Corbyn condemned the French government’s moves to ban the Jewish Kippa in French Schools

EDM717, 26 Feb. 2004: Jeremy signed a motion praising Simon Wiesenthal for bringing Nazi perpetrators of the Holocaust to justice

EDM1613, 8 Sept. 2004: Corbyn co-sponsored a bill expressing fears for the future of the United Synagogue Pension Scheme

EDM1699, 11 Oct. 2004: Jeremy Corbyn condemned arbitrary attacks on civilians in Israel and Palestine

EDM482, 12 Jan. 2005: Jeremy Corbyn signs a motion commemorating International Holocaust Day

EDM343, 16 June 2005: Jeremy condemned the desecration of a Jewish cemetery in east London

EDM1343, 11 Jan. 2006: Jeremy Corbyn signs a motion commemorating International Holocaust Day

EDM1774, 8 Mar. 2006: Jeremy Corbyn led condemnations of an Iranian Magazine soliciting cartoons about the Holocaust

EDM1267, 16 Apr. 2006: Jeremy Corbyn condemned Bryan Ferry for anti-Semitic remarks

EDM2414, 26 June 2006: Jeremy Corbyn praised British war veterans for their efforts to combat the Holocaust

EDM2705, 10 Oct. 2006: Jeremy signed a motion marking the 70th anniversary of Cable Street

EDM271, 14 Nov. 2007: Jeremy co-sponsored a motion lamenting the poverty and social exclusion East London Jews suffered

EDM153, 12 May 2008: Corbyn praised the efforts of the Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto during the uprising of 1944

EDM2350, 27 Oct 2008: Jeremy Corbyn signs a motion marking the 70th anniversary of the horrors of the holocaust

EDM173, 8 Dec. 2008: Jeremy condemned the Press Complaints Commission for refusing to sanction The Times for antisemitism

EDM461, 14 Jan. 2009: Jeremy Corbyn condemned a wave of recent anti-Semitic incidents targeted

EDM605, 27 Jan. 2009: Corbyn signed John Mann’s motion condemning antisemitism on university campuses

EDM917 26 Feb. 2009: Jeremy signs a motion condemning antisemitism on the internet

EDM1175 24 Mar. 2009: Corbyn signs a motion praising the heroism of British Jews during Holocaust

EDM337, 2 Dec. 2009: Jeremy Condemned Iran’s treatment of Jewish minorities in Iran

EDM850 9 Feb. 2010: Jeremy joins in calls for Facebook to do more to fight antisemitism

EDM891: 22 Feb 2010: Corbyn co-sponsors a motion calling for Yemen’s Jews to be given refugee status to the UK

EDM908 27 Oct. 2010: Corbyn praises work of late Israeli PM in his pursuit of a 2 state solution

EDM1360, 27 Jan. 2011: Corbyn co-sponsored a motion praising the ‘never again for anyone initiative’

EDM1527, 3 Mar. 2011: Corbyn backed Ian Paisley’s motion condemning the anti-Semitic remarks of Dior’s lead fashion designer

EDM2870, 14 Mar. 2012: Jeremy Corbyn condemned the sale of Nazi memorabilia at an auction in Bristol

EDM2866, 14 Mar 2012: Jeremy Corbyn co-sponsored a bill condemning the rise of antisemitism in Lithuania

EDM2899, 20 Mar. 2012, Jeremy Corbyn condemned a terrorist attack on a Jewish school in Toulouse

EDM168, 12 June 2012, Jeremy co-sponsored a motion condemning anti-Semitic attacks during EURO 2012 in Poland

EDM 195 13 June 2012: Jeremy attacks BBC for cutting Jewish programmes from Its schedule

EDM 1133 1 Mar 2013: Corbyn joins a chorus of calls condemning antisemitism In sport

1 Oct. 2013: Corbyn was one of the few MPs who defended Ralph Miliband from Daily Mail antisemitism

EDM 932 9 Jan 2014: Jeremy praises Holocaust Memorial’s work on antisemitism education

EDM 165 22 June 2015: Jeremy condemns a Neo-Nazi rally planned for a Jewish area of London

Sat 4 July 2015: Jeremy co-planned a counter-fascist demo in defence of Jewish residents at Golders Green. The march was re-routed

18 Nov. 2015, Corbyn used one of his first PMQs to challenge Cameron to do more on antisemitism

9 Oct 2016: Corbyn, close to tears, leads commemoration of the Battle of Cable Street

3 Dec. 2016: Corbyn visits Terezin Concentration Camp to commemorate Holocaust victims

In 2017-19 Jeremy introduced 20 new measures to combat antisemitism in the Labour Party

the perfect cover for the uk's most vile antisemite

Nice post, c&p'ed to one of the more vocal lefties in my FB to disseminate

EDM1267, 16 Apr. 2006: Jeremy Corbyn condemned Bryan Ferry for anti-Semitic remarks

People are calling this the roxy music election

classic blunder from the 'the price of love '89' hitmaker

In a March interview with German newspaper Welt am Sonntag, Ferry professed admiration for the Nazi aesthetic. “My God, the Nazis knew how to put themselves in the limelight and present themselves,” he said in an interview with the paper. “Leni Riefenstahl’s movies and Albert Speer’s buildings and the mass parades and the flags — just amazing. Really beautiful.”

hugh grant now officially the poster child of #teamtactical, campaigning for both labour and the lib dems in winnable seats

And who is Bryan’s ex Jerry shacked up with these days? That’s right, Rupert Murdoch.

yes, finchley and golders green is only lib dem winnable thanks to mendacious media campaign proven utterly wrong by above lengthy list but here we are alas

Well she wasn't going to let herself end up being Jerry Ferry

Have seen those lists being handwaved as only condemning antisemitism on the right, never the left. And you see the thing is ....

Me too. Almost as if white gentile ‘moderates’ have never given antisemitism and how it joins up with other racisms much thought beyond how it can be weaponised against people to their left.

And who is Bryan’s ex Jerry shacked up with these days? That’s right, Rupert Murdoch.

Ah suzy, this sounds like one of your posts but here goes... A fellow I work with said he was at a house party the other weekend and Bryan Ferry was there, apparently he's currently squiring a friend of one of the women who stays in the flat, needless to say, unlike Bryan, she is not in her 70s.

wow she's in her 90s?!?

Renters are getting older.

the lib dems have a policy for that iirc

by which i mean jo swinson has promised that everyone over the age of 65 who fancies a go on bryan ferry will be able to do so under a lib dem government

Still the biggest public service Lily Allen ever did:

Nappy change pic.twitter.com/LPdtTqMEMa

— LILYALLEN2.0 (@lilyallen) July 3, 2016

Tbh the EDM list, while nice and true, is mostly EDMs. They’re a lot easier to sign than to go out of the effort to host dodgy people @ events and the like.

The Britain Elects poll tracker - now updated.

Tories stagnant, Labour up 2pts, Lib Dems down 1pt.

CON: 42.4% (+0.2)
LAB: 31.8% (+2.1)
LDEM: 13.6% (-1.0)
BREX: 3.6% (-0.7)
GRN: 3.1% (-0.2)

Chgs. w/ last Monday (25 Nov)https://t.co/m1hoBpI81D pic.twitter.com/yy4u21sDm3

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) December 2, 2019

yep, he's dying. Let's get a CBC, chem 7, cardiac enzymes, and blood gases, but it looks like it's Hope and a bad case.

3% to hung parliament

I voted for my guy on Saturday, feels good man

Hopefully when we get back there’ll be a proxy vote...something...on our mat. (Has anyone ever done this before?)

Thoroughly normal tweet here. Easy to forget bc he’s such a meme that he’s really into war & intervention.

Simplistic garbage. No mention of Bosnia, Kosovo, Sierra Leone, Nairobi, Dar Es Salaam, USS Cole, Afghanistan, 9/11, Hamas, Hezbollah, Kurds, Marsh Arabs, Anfal, Iran -Iraq war, Baathist fascist tyranny. You are unfit to be Prime Minister. https://t.co/U2KYCLQlv3

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) December 2, 2019

@MikeGapes

Simplistic garbage

"LEAVE WHITES ALONE" - Gapes

Gapes only has two good tweets, as we all know.

This Channel Four Debate is fascinating. Now for a comfort break. What shall we have ? Gove Fantasy Cake, Javid Irish Mist, Hunt Delusional Smoothie, Stewart Old Humbug, Raab Hard Rock Dictator, or Johnson Absent Absinthe.

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) June 16, 2019

Oh my Stalin, Oh my Stalin,
Oh my Stalin, Party line
Never Break you,
Nor Forsake you,
Oh my Stalin Party Line. .... https://t.co/A0g7JIdNgJ

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) July 20, 2018

Bad take considering the BES found that not owning a car was the single biggest predictor of voting Labour in 2017.

diverting funding from cars to trains is good
diverting funding from cars to trains is probably not a net votewinner
diverting funding from cars to trains and using that funding to subsidise fares rather than infrastructure is not as good as it could be

— hern (@alexhern) December 2, 2019

3% to hung parliament

― plax (ico), Monday, 2 December 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Tory vote locked. As long as the ground game can fight enough of the Lib Dem disinformation and the young vote goes up from ~60 to hopefully another 10% then we might still get a hung parliament.

Think two interesting things that may impact the polls in terms of turnout - Johnson’s response to David Merritt, which I am not sure will play well with some voters, and Trump. Don’t rule out people just staying at home as well.

Or old racists dying of flu in a winter crisis #beKindOffline

But yes not discounting something utterly absurd happening during Trump's visit that cuts through. Small possibility tho'

Ken Livingstone decided to hold up our train because he purposely stuck his foot in when the door was blatantly closing. Now I’m going to be late for work 🙂 pic.twitter.com/hkHzqy97nF

— ŁK 🥤 (@2wenty4s) December 2, 2019

"you should know better than this"

this lad has obv not been following his post-mayoral career very closely

Sorry but this is cute af

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-wears-for-many-21010334

“He’s always pictured in suits that are a bit big for him. David Cameron told him to get a proper suit and that was the day that I decided to make it.”

Mr Khan said he guessed Corbyn's size from pictures and the suit, which retails at £850, took five months to make.

has the eminent ilxor of that name considered sending corbz a sherwani, we wonder

Mr Corbyn even offered to share his chips with photographers while out and about in Whitby.

election-winning stuff from the absolute boy here tbh