Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

the old married couples seem to do it all the time here when walking down the street, frankly it's grounds for class warfare imo

i can never tell who's trolling on ILX anymore.

love that Bobby Cannavale was given nothing but useless filler lines

underusing bobby cannavale IS disgusting savagery, it’s true

Lol whoops

people who see you working in a dark room (because you want it to be dark, that’s the whole reason you’re in there), turn on the light to “”””””do you a favour”””””” and walk off again

The photographer's bane

People who can’t step away from an opening door to let people out before they get in

but!...when there is a whole bank of doors and you go to open one and everyone leaving chooses to exit out that door instead of opening their own door. There are 6-8 doors! USE THEM!

People who write ‘thank you’ any of the following ways:

Thankyou
Thank-you
Thank u

ty

People that over stuff paper towel dispensers so you either end up with one-third of a shredded paper towel or fourteen paper towels, with no in-between.

Whoever clipped their nails in this conference room and left the clippings behind.

"nice to e-meet you"

"nice to e-meet you"

best regards

Kthx

Kthxbye

can't believe we're at almost a decade of calling people disgusting savages for having harmless quirks of speech or manner

excessive hyperbole is the ultimate act of disgusting savagery

You’ve heard of zone 1 joggers

Get ready for the well-meaning but even more infuriating sequel: New Year’s resolution zone 1 joggers

This is why I don’t run in public, unless to a bus I’m scared to miss.

best regards

This is why I don’t run in public, unless to a bus I’m scared to miss.

That’s all of them! I live bang in the centre of Z1 and the only healthy activity I aspire to in public is walking some kind of sighthound. Runners-up in self-important fitness assholism are Lincoln’s Inn legal types with early-morning personal trainer appointments in the Fields.

One of my first jobs my boss signed his emails simply 'Best' then his name. I thought he couldn't decide whether to say 'regards', 'wishes' etc.

maybe he was saying he was the Best Jeff out of all Jeffs or something

Yeah I considered that too!
Best,
kinder

william shatner used to sign all of his tweets "my best, bill", sometimes shortening it to "MBB"

I like 'Best' as a sign-off

im a regardsman

_self-important fitness assholism_
Yup

i am a 'Best' user too. its okay. definitely un-savage.

i switched from 'best regards' to 'cheers' like 18 months ago and it's been lifechanging tbh

I don't like 'cheers', I tolerate it as a blood sausage jolly good wut wut thing from olde Britaine but from anyone else it's even more of an eye roll

i am a 'Best' user too. its okay. definitely un-savage.

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 5:35 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So in conclusion, just write your name at the bottom because apparently everything else is Savage

Laters.

I use 'best' more than half the time.

How do we feel about “Warm Regards”?

"Moist Regards,"

Great now my head goes to Moist Depends

I have a correspondant who signs "Truly" which I absolutely adore but cannot come to adopt it myself

https://i.imgur.com/h1KT3nX.jpg

I don't like 'cheers', I tolerate it as a blood sausage jolly good wut wut thing from olde Britaine but from anyone else it's even more of an eye roll

― juntos pedemos (Euler), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 11:42 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah if you are saying this and aren't British it's v grating

sorry everyone

cheers, vg

I've gotten where I sign emails with either just my first name (without a hyphen), or a hyphen and first initial (sometimes lower-case).

vg I think you should lean into it with a full cheerio

indubitably yours,

brownie

yours excrementally,

vg

I think we need to return to elaborate 19th century signoffs. Wouldn't getting an email that ended with "I Remain, Your Stalwart And Loyal Friend" or whatever brighten up your day?