Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

a lot of gammons orgasming over public execution there

if you ever wondered how roman stadium games came about, read some of those comments. a decadent and overindulged proportion of our populace, jaded and sick on hatred, would willingly line up to watch criminals murder each other

yes yes trenchant etc etc

Had my first gammon steak the other day. It was a pleasant experience and I plan on reiterating it very soon.

re: that fuckwit's tweet, i don't love to see it tbh

did you engage the boar as a retiarius first xp

Patience. I’ve merely reached the circenses’ first tier.

you'll have to get a shift on, wooden sword's in March...

When those of us who work for free market think tanks are rounded up on December 13th, this is the work we'll be given. https://t.co/epdankkuo9

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) November 29, 2019

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Think *tanks*, eh?

at least you’ll finally be doing some useful work you fucking parasite

although tbf he might contribute more as fertiliser

lmao

BREAKING: Oz Katerji got sacked from Mail Online today, in front of the whole newsroom, for smearing @ClarkeMicah as an Assad apologist last weekend. Over a dozen times. Using his work computer.

It's not nice to kick people when they're down, but it's easier innit... https://t.co/BE7fg21zGD

— Kit Klarenberg (@KitKlarenberg) November 29, 2019

lol

Is that true though?

There are pics on Twitter showing the interior of the newsroom and him being bundled out by hired goons. Pobrecito!

yikes

Carmarthen West and South Pembrokeshire's Tory candidate has serious questions to answer.

Did he deface his own signs with Nazi insignia for personal electoral gain?

There are candidates facing real and deeply troubling abuse — this needs clearing up now.

My statement 👇 pic.twitter.com/8dHZfxk3am

— Christina Rees (@Rees4Neath) November 29, 2019

xp link please, we are just off a plane and everything is sloooow

“and who the fuck is Clarke Micah anyway, you namesearching oddball?” pic.twitter.com/HLBzBcDdy0

— Waluigitifo (@waluigitifo) November 29, 2019

lol that probably isn't it

Lol yeah I went to @waluigitifo for the scoop but they must be photos from something else?

That’s from him heckling Corbyn somewhere, my mistake!

Are we up to speed on the co-leader of the Green Party wanting to ban halal meat? He’s getting blasted to fuck for eco-fascism by Jewish people and Muslims alike.

quite rightly as well, any phoney left-cred the greens had from when Labour was the melt party and it was easy to posture the left of them is completely blown now. Just the LibDems with universal basic income replacing universal credit.

xp I mean I’d go further and call it just full on fash, it’s been a constant of Mail comments for YEARS. But yeah 🤔wonder🤔why🤔it🤔concerns🤔him🤔so🤔much

just could not trust them fuckers to initiate something as radical as a UBI scheme. There is scope for all sorts of classist/disablist/eugenics/racist fuckery to be sown into that. Quite a few of their members have been guilty of letting slip with Malthusian nazi shit or even worse calling for GNU's with Soubz!

It’s fairly blatantly racist. All these people cloaking their racism in “concern” for animal rights have NOTHING to say about fucking factory or industrial farming.

watching the clip he's very much speaking from his pov as a christian. greens are calling him out on it as much as anyone else

There's an honest conversation to be had about animal rights and farming standards.

But for our co-leader to fixate on Islamophobic talking points, and to single out Muslims and halal meat when we face constant vilification in the media and on the streets, is unacceptable. https://t.co/rYEqEquODg

— 🚀MΛG!D (@MagicMagid) November 29, 2019

It is pretty rich coming from the tories as well. Like these fuckers who love nothing better than watching their hounds mauling exhausted and terrified creatures to death, actually give a flying one about live animal exports.

labour party wants labelling on halal slaughtered products as part of their animal welfare policy

https://humanism.org.uk/2018/02/14/labour-backs-compulsory-labelling-of-non-stunned-halal-and-kosher-meat/

not banning it, just fp'ing it

xp who cares about his religious views in this scenario? Did he learn nothing from Tim Farron? The people on board with those views won’t vote for him and the people who aren’t are less likely to either.

xp isn’t that allowing people to choose from producers that do it humanely and making decisions as they see fit? Halal and kosher meat is already labelled.

you're saying that halal slaughter isn't humane?

Something like 95% of halal meat in the U.K. is pre-stunned iirc. It’s basically standard factory slaughter with a PA playing some prayers in the background. It’s more of an issue for kosher meat, I think.

xp this does not seem like a good faith question, but yes, I’m saying that non-stunned meat is bad. Not saying it should be banned, I eat tons of meat and the fact I can afford to do so is fairly indicative of the conditions in which it was produced.

probably not in good faith no. pissed off at bartley, farron comparison is apt and deserved other than the fact that he's since apologised whereas tim never did

We've only been top of the food chain for 300 and odd millenia. I bet the dinosaurs didn't do any hand-wringing over how they tore into our ancient mammal ancestors after lording it over us like we were insentient, walking pepperoni snacks FOR HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS!

attacking other cultures on animal welfare grounds is always something i despair about tbh, the whole subject is rife with hypocrisy. it's not limited to greens and its not limited to vegetarians - take the average persons attitude to eating dogs in s korea. it's labour party policy to ban fur but there's no way they would countenance banning leather or or whatever. really disappointing to see it coming from bartley though

Halal and kosher are labelled, all take-aways using halal or kosher products have a marker; there are specific sections for each in supermarkets and some of it is organic. I buy it if I’m cooking for friends and neighbours who are religious adherents.

that Magid seems like a good person and quite an inspirational type and always otm. Fair play to him.

love magid! has also taken part in 'hunted' though and got caught even faster than stanley johnson did and johnson was fucking clueless

what is hunted?

The big issue people often claim to have with halal meat is use in schools and hospitals, etc, where people will eat it without realising it, ,in the belief that if it’s halal, it isn’t pre-stunned - which is almost certainly not going to be the case.

xp channel 4 reality programme where people go on the run and are tracked down and captured by spooks - got referenced upthread

Yes, my mother is a big fan of it (& Stanley) and spent a great deal of time telling me about how Stanley (allegedly an ex spy himself) got himself caught by using his credit card to buy petrol.

We've only been top of the food chain for 300 and odd millenia. I bet the dinosaurs didn't do any hand-wringing over how they tore into our ancient mammal ancestors after lording it over us like we were insentient, walking pepperoni snacks FOR HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS!

Also, related to discussions upthread, fucking hell

sticking to my principles by getting sacked from my job at the racism factory where i wrote funny clickbait about refugees pic.twitter.com/H6T4rgKUol

— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) November 29, 2019

worth remembering that oz is the son of a refugee and worked (or works?) for a refugee charity

just wondering if playing Johnson at his own game means starting a bunch of social media stories about how today's attack is a false flag

This is also the case for David Miliband (and yeah the funny clickbait piece is shocking)

blows my mind. can't fathom writing something like that with that background (I'm the son of a refugee who has failed to get jobs at organizations who help refugees)