Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

... he's always causing a ruckus at Dr Max Gammon's annual barbecue

Lol this cunt

We’ll plant 2 billion trees over the next ten years. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) September 27, 2019

thought it in 2017 and think it may be there again in 2019: wonder whether the polls are masking a “shy labour” constituency - eg given all of the attacks + shaming of the party and its supporters since 2015/17. this was reason I particularly liked rob delaney’s video: a popular/well-liked celebrity saying he is a proud and enthusiastic labour supporter. that enthusiasm and support can draw people into the party. this is why purdah was so effective last time: people like JC when they saw him unmediated

there has also been a notable turn in some of the most recalcitrant liberal melts recently. think they realise that a labour victory is the only life raft out of dodge

Idk if it’s shy labour as much as potential youth turnout?
But young people I would say are as interested this time if not more so, and climate change is one of the topics where Labour supporters and conservative supporters are usually on polar opposites. Funnily enough, there’s some Telegraph article where Bojo mentions calling Piers “climate change isn’t real lol” Corbyn over some stats that scared him. It’s not over yet, imo. If you remember the traction ivory and hunting (two relatively minor Con proposals) got in 2017, and that was among young people then too.

labour have done a good job in framing it as a “once in a generation”/last chance election (aided by impending hard brexit + climate breakdown)

suspect the shy labour thing may be more of a constituency in scottish central belt where brand of local party is abysmal (and brand of SNP still strong) but desire for the change outlined in the UK prospectus does exist

The last line of this...!

In today’s Daily Mirror: an example of how voting Labour brings real change #VoteLabour #RealChange pic.twitter.com/2ufDVpd3Vj

— Stephen Cowan 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@StephenCowan) November 29, 2019

Haaaaaaa

TIkTok is undefeated pic.twitter.com/KVfE6dL84f

— Bonita (@BonitaRochelle) November 28, 2019

Five injured in a stabbing incident near London bridge. Treated as if it is terror-related.

Oh sorry I didn’t see that you posted it to the rolling London thread, LBI.

I will be praying that our police + emergency services can deal with all the ott bravery plaudits they will be receiving from all the politicians and party leaders on social media rn

lol i saw that Rob Delaney video last week and had no idea he was meant to be somebody of "note" [/TomD]

think the line is that a member of the public who tackled Mystery Terror Man is the heroic one this time, and I can get with that narrative

albeit not as humorously as the glasgow airport one

boris will give him an oven ready mbe

think there are already awards for civilians who show bravery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Gallantry_Medal

has Prince Andrew got one?

used to get one of those with 5 gallons of petrol iirc

Baden Powell used to tell little boys the ultimate form of gallantry is keeping a secret.

i'm sure the Queen's told her lads the same thing

Good work everyone involved. MBE’s all round 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

— Jim Roney (@jimroney1994) November 29, 2019

^warning that gets graphic

a lot of gammons orgasming over public execution there

if you ever wondered how roman stadium games came about, read some of those comments. a decadent and overindulged proportion of our populace, jaded and sick on hatred, would willingly line up to watch criminals murder each other

yes yes trenchant etc etc

Had my first gammon steak the other day. It was a pleasant experience and I plan on reiterating it very soon.

re: that fuckwit's tweet, i don't love to see it tbh

did you engage the boar as a retiarius first xp

Patience. I’ve merely reached the circenses’ first tier.

you'll have to get a shift on, wooden sword's in March...

When those of us who work for free market think tanks are rounded up on December 13th, this is the work we'll be given. https://t.co/epdankkuo9

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) November 29, 2019

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Think *tanks*, eh?

at least you’ll finally be doing some useful work you fucking parasite

although tbf he might contribute more as fertiliser

lmao

BREAKING: Oz Katerji got sacked from Mail Online today, in front of the whole newsroom, for smearing @ClarkeMicah as an Assad apologist last weekend. Over a dozen times. Using his work computer.

It's not nice to kick people when they're down, but it's easier innit... https://t.co/BE7fg21zGD

— Kit Klarenberg (@KitKlarenberg) November 29, 2019

lol

Is that true though?

There are pics on Twitter showing the interior of the newsroom and him being bundled out by hired goons. Pobrecito!

yikes

Carmarthen West and South Pembrokeshire's Tory candidate has serious questions to answer.

Did he deface his own signs with Nazi insignia for personal electoral gain?

There are candidates facing real and deeply troubling abuse — this needs clearing up now.

My statement 👇 pic.twitter.com/8dHZfxk3am

— Christina Rees (@Rees4Neath) November 29, 2019

xp link please, we are just off a plane and everything is sloooow

“and who the fuck is Clarke Micah anyway, you namesearching oddball?” pic.twitter.com/HLBzBcDdy0

— Waluigitifo (@waluigitifo) November 29, 2019

lol that probably isn't it

Lol yeah I went to @waluigitifo for the scoop but they must be photos from something else?

That’s from him heckling Corbyn somewhere, my mistake!

Are we up to speed on the co-leader of the Green Party wanting to ban halal meat? He’s getting blasted to fuck for eco-fascism by Jewish people and Muslims alike.

quite rightly as well, any phoney left-cred the greens had from when Labour was the melt party and it was easy to posture the left of them is completely blown now. Just the LibDems with universal basic income replacing universal credit.

xp I mean I’d go further and call it just full on fash, it’s been a constant of Mail comments for YEARS. But yeah 🤔wonder🤔why🤔it🤔concerns🤔him🤔so🤔much

just could not trust them fuckers to initiate something as radical as a UBI scheme. There is scope for all sorts of classist/disablist/eugenics/racist fuckery to be sown into that. Quite a few of their members have been guilty of letting slip with Malthusian nazi shit or even worse calling for GNU's with Soubz!

It’s fairly blatantly racist. All these people cloaking their racism in “concern” for animal rights have NOTHING to say about fucking factory or industrial farming.

watching the clip he's very much speaking from his pov as a christian. greens are calling him out on it as much as anyone else

There's an honest conversation to be had about animal rights and farming standards.

But for our co-leader to fixate on Islamophobic talking points, and to single out Muslims and halal meat when we face constant vilification in the media and on the streets, is unacceptable. https://t.co/rYEqEquODg

— 🚀MΛG!D (@MagicMagid) November 29, 2019