Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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Wtf. I thought they'd been removed by Twitter? Dang it.

It was totally convincing, and I'm not gonna pretend it didn't enrage me for two seconds.

You’re doing Lord John’s job for him and not a word of thanks comes back?

— Stephen Mogridge (@MogridgeSteve) November 28, 2019

good point here, where is Lord Mann - the recently lorded antisemitism tsar when you have the likes of Cummings using "the likes of" as an antisemitic dog whistle.

Any chance of not posting shitty pointless parody tweets? We're perfectly capable of being worthless and unfunny ourselves without recourse to outside help.

#BeKindOnline

i think the point was that galloway got duped by it xp

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what about complete duntyheads who fall between: is this a parody account?/they have long since crossed into self-parody.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-50577118

Nancy Astor: Theresa May to unveil statue for pioneering female MP totally overrated anti-Semite with a puritan streak.

No Countess Markievicz statue I see

Good thread:

anyway, awake this morning chewing on something @faizashaheen said last night: that one of the hardest things on the doorstep is convincing voters they CAN have the nice things in the Labour manifesto.

— Sarah Jaffe (@sarahljaffe) November 28, 2019

I might qualify that re a widespread belief on the right is that you can have nice things but you have to earn them and the earning can only be determined by the highest earners

to save time, stet to create a set of internal brexit thread ilxmojis viz

a: everything is good not bad now, append relevant tweet
b: everything is bad not good now, append relevant tweet
c: everything is absurd chaos we're all gnna die, append relevant tweet
d: i don't understand that tweet is it a parody, yr pal grandad D.
e: fred b missing some key point
f: chairman alph scornfully bullying the fainthearted
g: calz and NV pedal-to-metal on despairing vengeful nihilism
h: matt dc being sensible
i & i: mark s and BG doing their annoying little coping pas de deux (see also all other ilx threads obv)

what did i miss

i think the point was that galloway got duped by it xp

Like I said, pointless.

xp

j: blobbymoji

yes but that's all of them

Not Blobby enough tbh.

I appear to be MIA in the mark s rundown.

re: one of the hardest things on the doorstep is convincing voters they CAN have the nice things in the Labour manifesto.

This is why someone like Blakely can be good, or at least markedly better than Jones (who tbf doesn't exactly fail at this, but doesn't go near it).

There's a contradiction between on the one hand a sick-of-experts combination of nihilism and anti-establishment feeling, and on the other a conformist deferent 'hmm these things sound good but wait can these guys actually add up numbers tho what does an expert say" attitude.

um everyone not included in my list is an ARTST who can't be reduced to a CHEEKY STEREOTYPE *wipes brow, looks shifty*

General election 2019: Johnson vows to help women reach 'full potential' https://t.co/4b8PzZ0ww0

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) November 28, 2019

Creep

Ask Jennifer Arcuri about that...

um everyone not included in my list is an ARTST who can't be reduced to a CHEEKY STEREOTYPE *wipes brow, looks shifty*

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Yass bae :*

Johnson wants to be in more women Tories?

Anvil why are you pushing Blakeley this morning she isn't a candidate and she works TV studios trying to get the message that Lab economic numbers aren't bullshit.

Basically lots of lab members will make an effort on those marginals in the next two weeks. Corbyn and more leave friendly shadow cab ppl will push to keep the vote up.

f: chairman alph scornfully bullying the fainthearted

LJ -- as he has said time and time again to us all in highly tedious detail -- comes from private school and therefore cannot be bullied...I can only try my best.

message that Lab economic numbers aren't bullshit.

I'm in favour of anyone that is doing this

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In Ireland currently a standard GP visit will cost you €70

DO NOT let the Tories sell off the NHS, you are no idea how lucky you are to have it #VoteLabour https://t.co/IuuPtjZ5aa

— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) November 27, 2019

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So my (audibly French) wife just got told that she can't get a smear test until she provides official proof that the last time she had one 'in her country' dates from at least a couple of years ago 'because too many foreigners are taking advantage of the NHS by coming here and using our free healthcare'. Can't wait to bail tbh.

Jesus Christ

If you decide to crowdfund a campaign to have this person obliterated from this and all future employment please let us know

Report that person to the relevant authority pom, that’s not right and it’s fucking awful. I hope she’s ok.

sacking offence, fuck 'em

I'll try to convince her to do it. As it stands, it's just an extra layer of alienation – we're pretty blasé by this point.

Also can we talk about this, because you have to find something absurd in the bleakness

Asked whether they’re preparing to empty-chair Boris Johnson by having a Boris-ice sculpture melt on stage of tonight’s climate change debate, C4 spokesperson:

“The clock is ticking. The ice caps are melting. Our invitation to the Prime Minister remains open until 7pm tonight.”

— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) November 28, 2019

Sincerely hope they do frequent cuts to the melting face, I wasn’t going to watch this but I will now.

Honestly pom if it was me I’d think about going to the press, but women being lied to over something so important just twists my rage button.
https://www.nhs.uk/using-the-nhs/about-the-nhs/how-to-complain-to-the-nhs/

channel 4 seems to increasingly be on the side of good for some reason

and yeah pom get 'em ffs

Labour candidate for Falkirk deselected for anti-Semitic posts - Labour won't be fielding a candidate at all now.

what a waste of ice

Is Falkirk their most cursed constituency? You’d have to make a case for another one.

waht, pom

that's horrible, I had hoped things were not that bad around here but apparently I was mistaken, for which I apologise and second everyone else's notes of "fuck 'em / report 'em" :(

Thanks for the link, gyac.

And thanks for the support, all. What makes it even more absurd is that she was scheduled to have one in October but had to cancel due to other health concerns.

my ?, apologies, was that id just seen cummings resignation

im now given to understand this news is a few weeks old, or isnt, or, well, ?

not the eric joyce fracas that led to the leadership election changes ?

Liking labour’s environment proposals a lot, though my own preferred policy would be to spend £2 billion on making new potholes and then planting a tree in each of those

i would watch a 12 hour slow-tv programme of boris ice sculpture melting.

Drag 'em Pom, that's fucking awful.

Pom, did she get a letter from the practice inviting her to one? I would hold that letter in their faces, and assume the “advice” was ignorance but it’s ignorance from listening to outright xenophobia in the press and from the government. Fucking awful.