Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

The life expectancy for men in (Greater) Glasgow is 71.6.

Interesting, I wasn't familiar with the 'Glasgow effect'. If we go by cities, Satu Mare is the worst offender in Romania (73.2 irrespective of gender, 69.3 for men).

Boris is such a trustworthy guy. And it's brown ppl, they'll lap anything up! xp

There was that famous report a few years back that claimed life expectancy in Calton for men was 54 - don't know how accurate it was though!

get his ass

Breaking:

Corbyn brandishes 450 pages of leaked documents about preliminary “secret” trade talks between US and UK in which Washington demands access to NHS for American healthcare companies pic.twitter.com/wXZDnOJj23

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) November 27, 2019

yikes - that’s a banger. we’re not going down without a fight

Greater Glasgow has a population of 1.2 million, which more than 1 in 5 of the Scottish population, so, even if the rest of Scotland was superhuman - and believe me it isn't- it's hard to see how the North of England has the worst life expectancy rates in the UK.

Xyzzz that's literally the opposite of what I'm saying. Idiot.

Oh was it sarcasm? You've been such a fool for so long it's hard to tell

No, you're right, Tom, I keep getting regions mixed up – apologies. Scotland is indeed worse off than the North of England, even though it's still ahead of Romania, Turkey and Poland in terms of overall life expectancy.

Leak the fucking NHS documents now.

Oh wait he literally handed then out to journalists.

Life expectancy in Norilsk is apparently 69, surprisingly not that far off

That seems too high, 56 in Vorkuta seems about right

Well it's 71.9 in Russia…

66.4 for men!

Small brain: Jeremy Corbyn did poorly in the Neill interview
Regular brain: Corbyn was never going to do well against a footsoldier of the right
Galaxy brain: he threw it on purpose to turn the spotlight onto him cos he was sitting on the election-winning NHS memos

— JC (@jmsclee) November 27, 2019

Doctors now handing out the unredacted documents that Corbyn says are proof NHS is up for sale pic.twitter.com/ccKQdOEa60

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) November 27, 2019

lol

This is all going to be furiously disputed through the day, no question ..trying to get link to the full documents so you can have a proper look - important tho Corbyn doesn't provide evidence that ministers have agreed that health service shoudl be part of a trade deal with US

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) November 27, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/C5SIs3h.png

trueee colours are shiiining thru

Jesus Christ.

By all means let it take your breath away.

lol at ‘corbyn doesn’t provide evidence’ minutes after he drops 451 pages of documents just because there’s not a section personally signed by boris stating that he will preside over the dismantling of the nhs

Gonna take a wild stab and assume the documents also don't have any evidence of UK govt rejecting or pushing back against US demands.

oh yes they've got an equaliser here, whatever comebacks they've got, this should be quite powerful. Even some potential tory voters who can't be arsed reading it know Boris is a lying fucker and it will stick with them to the polling booth I reckon.

lol how can Kuenssberg post like a parody account like that and expect to get taken seriously ... never mind silly question.

The message is basically "you can have the NHS or you can have Boris but you can't have both" from here on in right

When your hatred for everything Labour is so visceral you resort to rt'ing Piers fucking Morgan it's p much game over.

Gardiner shouldn't have reacted like that but Rigby is just as bad as Kberg at times

💥This is the killer paragraph - the secret documents show the US preference for a no deal Brexit 💥https://t.co/tXw0ByWvkc pic.twitter.com/UH3fNnYqze

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) November 27, 2019

Fucking Kuenssberg... Jesus wept..

Anyway, I'm loving this picture of Korg-bin holding up two Arturia Microbrutes like he's about to get interviewed for Sound on Sound. Awaiting his analogue masterpiece with baited breath

https://i.imgur.com/XRDKljg.jpg

Lol Trump is visiting the US next week? Shouldn't that be cancelled?

He was Foreign Secretary, and the UK's chief diplomat. And anyway, no, they run to 2019. https://t.co/NR3otKMoq5

— James B (@piercepenniless) November 27, 2019

easy answer is not the same as good answer rayner u credulous cunt

Political Editor of The Daily Telegraph and long-suffering Newcastle United fan. All views my own.

all views my own (and those of the barclay brothers)

happily those two sets of views coincide in all circumstances

Just a few words on this ridiculous position, from me, who grew up in America under American "health care" and what this would mean for our NHS.
The leading cause of bankruptcy in America is medical bills.
In America getting sick can and very often means you end up homeless. pic.twitter.com/Bn87qXnPYV

— Dr Eleanor Janega (@GoingMedieval) November 27, 2019

Look at the post highlighted at the top of the thread. It could also show up the Brexit Party's position but in places like Grimsby it's probably too far gone already.

lol we’re all gonna die broke and homeless

Telegraph journal takes on 🔥

Jeremy Corbyn is giving out a 100-plus page unredacted document marked "OFFICIAL - SENSITIVE (UK eyes only)" to journalists. Civil Servants will have marked it like this for a reason. And he wants to be Prime Minister in just over a fortnight's time. #GE2019

— Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope) November 27, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7t52KkmOMA

Has the BBC always been like this? No one suspects its sheer awfulness abroad.

No, it has been cowed by government bullying and internal fretting about liberal bias over the last ten years, or so.

I certainly expected them to be bad but not this bad. Pom is otm though, BBC is still seen as the be all and end all over here.

*epected them to be bad this GE

Journalists not actually doing any reporting. Just sitting and spewing thrash on social media all day long.

The secret government documents Jeremy Corbyn has revealed this morning appear to have been sitting on reddit for a month (go to the 'full document' link on this page: https://t.co/yqWaDVnqU7

— Matt Dathan (@matt_dathan) November 27, 2019

LK removed her Piers rt again

Apparently Johnson is visiting a hospital in Penzance just as this story breaks. Good timing.

Laura is ... not good at context for the tweets she gives. That “evidence” one makes it look like she has either somehow read the docs and found nothing (or that a Downing Street Source has told her).

In fact she was talking about the answer to a question she put to Corbyn: “do you have any evidence that ministers have suggested to US that NHS could form part of trade deal?” and ... he hasn’t. (yet)

Tldr she does herself few favours and is clearly pro-Boris but Death Of An Institution stuff it shouldn’t be. Tory bias charges against BBC News feel a bit like the anti-semitism charges: there are genuine problems there, the response is being needlessly flubbed, but it is also being oversimplified.

clearly pro-Boris but

^^ this is hugely problematic though.