Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

all looking forward to andrew neil Vs corbyn tonight ? think I’m going to patch that and go canvass for paul sweeney in glasgow NE

Gove playing to the gallery in Toby Young fashion/getting annihilated by Stormzy fans on twitter might just encourage a few more hundred thousand Labour voters to register before midnight.

should change that to getting annihilated by everybody who isn't a racist tory on twitter

Very happy to announce a series of John Cage hologram concerts using pioneering technology designed by Red Bull Music Academy https://t.co/sKNMyPxu8H pic.twitter.com/vCR4bIFaCu

— Cafe OTO (@Cafeoto) November 26, 2019

Cage is one of the few people I think would enjoy being exploited as a hologram :)

sign me up tbh, if it saves me leaving the house i’m all for it

4k.33k

One supporter has sent us this photo of him dismantling the WiFi router to stop his idiotic 18 year old daughter from registering to vote. An absolutely fantastic effort 👏👏👏👏👏 #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #DontRegisterToVote pic.twitter.com/hvdbsmPQAZ

— Streatham Rovers Football Club (@StreathamRovers) November 26, 2019

He's back!1!

I enjoy Tories bragging about how they've fucked with the vote, and I say this as a re-education camp fan

big man is in a marginal too

The results are in. You have decided that in this General Election I'll be voting LABOUR. https://t.co/DAhPm1nY1d

— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) November 26, 2019

This is vile.

LATEST: The Hindu Council has now written to the Chief Rabbi to express their support and to accuse the Labour Party of also becoming anti-Hindu. Major interventions in this election today from pretty much every major faith in Britain. Astonishing. pic.twitter.com/J4fRtvIOLw

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) November 26, 2019

What if anything worries you about another Conservative governmment? And another Labour one? pic.twitter.com/KjZAyTF3Z4

— Lord Ashcroft (@LordAshcroft) November 26, 2019

Looks like the Really Conservative Council Of Every Major Religion is having their say!!!

Rory Stewart on hignfy actually quite good - chipped in with funny stuff, didn't get the hump when he was the butt, didn't stick anyone with a trident... The anti-Gove, basically.

god i fucking hate andrew neil

andrew neil thing has been... fine? JC can get pissy sometimes when interviewers try to gotcha him. neil tried to play the wee fud but JC not playing along

SAY YOU WOULD VAPORISE THE TERRORIST MY CORBYN

Someone who’s had Orban stans to dinner asking Corbyn to apologise to the Jewish community (he already has). Love it!

brillo pad getting all frothy about the hypothetical prospect of sending in our brave boys to slot a suicide-vest-wearing isis leader was nagl

the question of whether we should be extrajudicially executing people on foreign soil at all is, of course, long since settled

brillo pad is a master at coming the cunt. made nicola look bad the other day, got the better of corbyn the night, but he'll probably give boris a doing an' all, and it'll make no fucking difference

is swinson doing one of these ?

A lot going on here, as they say. pic.twitter.com/q9nfRREOC4

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) November 26, 2019

yes, 3rd or 4th of december i believe

'Frost-Nixon' levels. My god @ these pricks

not gonna lie, the prospect of swindon getting monstered is appealing

Glen O’Hara a real shame to the diaspora and a real snide cunt in general, look at the soup taking head on him

his books look as dull as fuck - he should eat them!

Who’s excited about this then? I know I am!

#Tory plan to raise pension age to 75 "It proposes raising the eligible age to 70 by 2028 and 75 by 2035. The first people likely to be affected by such a change are those born between March 6, 1961 and April 5, 1977." https://t.co/v5U3xayNBw

— AnotherGreen (@Anothergreen) November 3, 2019

Ah that’s slightly old news - missed it the first time round

IDS is good again (by nine months)

thread on what’s in the race and faith manifesto

1/13 So, a quick(ish) thread on what Labour have announced on asylum and immigration. Short version: there’s some really good and important stuff in the manifesto. But a bit woolly on detail and some unfortunate omissions.

— Alasdair Mackenzie (@AlasdairMack66) November 21, 2019

-numbers who say they’ve been “politicised/radicalised” by the Brexit process (rather than Brexit itself) extraordinary.
-Think Tories really do have a LibDem problem in south east which national polls not revealing.
-Lots of lifelong Tories not voting Con for first time.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 26, 2019

Tom D.

I’m in Luke Graham’s seat and I know of farmers who have voted Tory all their lives , voting for SNP - they’re not really pro Independence but they would rather that than Boris Johnson

— Asteroid (@AsteroidDavid) November 26, 2019

https://i.postimg.cc/yxZg0yWT/1-F8-FBC6-A-1-E40-4577-9-A39-124665-C9-D1-C6.jpg
Just spotted a bunch of these at my station

Lol

Roxy Music went shit after "For Your Pleasure". There's a good reason for that. Use your head this 12th December.#GeneralElection2019 @MomentumLeeds pic.twitter.com/UwzjWgyLIG

— Manchester Momentum (@McrMomentum) November 26, 2019

Haha!

can't agree with that I'm afraid. dance away > all

Factional Roxy Music beef is it?
https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp/library/music/Roxy+Music

what’s the news today? it’s the Muslim Council of Britain criticising the Tories and Javid refusing 7 times to condemn Johnson’s remarks about Muslims? right? lemme scroll up

He's apologised in the past, right? Why not do it here even if the line of questioning is in obvious bad faith. This had better not turn out to be a pivotal moment in the campaign.

Gyac :D

Oh my fucking God

Zoom in on my glasses. pic.twitter.com/vAgGdxHbJy

— Jeremy Corbyn 🚨 Register To Vote by 11.59pm 🚨 (@jeremycorbyn) November 26, 2019

This had better not turn out to be a pivotal moment in the campaign

It will be spun like that, for sure. The Tory media gears are in full motion, the beeb now openly one of them. They couldn't fault Corbyn or the Labour manifesto for anything. It's never about policy in the end. The joker card is the supposed 'Cromryn is anti-semitist': a faux last resort, and it duly delivered 'Hello darkness my old friend' style. Racist-and-proud BoJo* doesn't suffer the same treatment. He's 'quirky' and 'clumsy' and 'not great but we just need to get things/brexit done' etc.

* Is he the only PM on the planet who refuses to disclose how many children he has? He must be.

Apologising is giving in to the obvious trap of having to apologise over and over again for something in a situation where the multiple apologies can then be used as proof that his apologies are meaningless or he is incompetent. In refusing to engage on this particular question (and presumably he is prepared to be asked to apologise a bunch more times between now and indeed after the election), and bearing in mind Johnson and Javid are demonstrably more evasive on this or at least have more things to have to refuse to apologise for (tho it would probably actually swing a few voters their way and perhaps as a result of the media line on this they might even attempt it), there is no (further) opening of the door to the trap (where even referring to past apologies risks that). That approach would not work without having apologised before, and it still may not, but it seems reasonable under those circumstances.

Corbyn interview being compared to the Prince Andrew interview on Sky right now.

Also getting criticized not for being unable to answer questions but for taking too long to answer questions.

ffs

Switch it off and go to bed Tom

Or listen to some early Roxy Music