Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

But again, it's a minor issue in a five year Boris govt

i think you'll find that my posting has been overwhelmingly supportive of Labour and the controversial bits have been tactical Hail Marys, as distinct from DL's 'um are Labour bad' mithering, don't group us ffs

there are many terrible aspects to the whole anti-semitism debate (and don't get me wrong, the worst aspect of all is actual anti-semitism), but tone-deaf atheists wading in to share their brilliant insights is the fucking pits

^ i mean on social media rather than here btw

the coordinated LABOUR ARE RACIST narrative both reeks of tory desperation and depressingly appears to have taken hold. hopefully its effect won't last (until they resurrect it every couple of days until the election) - how to counteract the hard-right media machine?

It hasn't taken hold and I don't think it has anything to do with Tory desperation tbh.

I don't feel the defeatism described upthread. I'm not sure what I feel but there's no pessimism. Its all there to play for

Ladies and gentlemen, the Tory Manifesto in a single photograph. Not one, but two disabled spaces. #ConservativeManifesto #GE2019 pic.twitter.com/FiptILqoCM

— Matthew Moss (@MJMOSS) November 25, 2019

beautiful

One of the routes we sometimes take driving from Devon to London skits Richard Grosvenor Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax's country seat, it seems to go on forever.

*skirts

... like his name (xp)

and to not basically do a Dog Latin/LJ xp

harsh on all involved imo

full body cringe:

I set trends dem man copy https://t.co/85mTHXaZDn

— Michael Gove (@michaelgove) November 26, 2019

oh... oh no

harsh on all involved imo

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 bookmarkflaglink

Ready to paste this mistaken bit of goodwill on Dec 13th.

there will be a lot of goodwill on here if there's a tory majority

tbf I won't blame much of it on Labour, there are titanic forces they're up against and I admire the project, but I may talk practicals here and there

anyway Rayner seems like a good next leader (and I'm not talking Jay this time lol)

all looking forward to andrew neil Vs corbyn tonight ? think I’m going to patch that and go canvass for paul sweeney in glasgow NE

Gove playing to the gallery in Toby Young fashion/getting annihilated by Stormzy fans on twitter might just encourage a few more hundred thousand Labour voters to register before midnight.

should change that to getting annihilated by everybody who isn't a racist tory on twitter

Very happy to announce a series of John Cage hologram concerts using pioneering technology designed by Red Bull Music Academy https://t.co/sKNMyPxu8H pic.twitter.com/vCR4bIFaCu

— Cafe OTO (@Cafeoto) November 26, 2019

Cage is one of the few people I think would enjoy being exploited as a hologram :)

sign me up tbh, if it saves me leaving the house i’m all for it

4k.33k

One supporter has sent us this photo of him dismantling the WiFi router to stop his idiotic 18 year old daughter from registering to vote. An absolutely fantastic effort 👏👏👏👏👏 #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #NeverStopNotGivingUp #DontRegisterToVote pic.twitter.com/hvdbsmPQAZ

— Streatham Rovers Football Club (@StreathamRovers) November 26, 2019

He's back!1!

I enjoy Tories bragging about how they've fucked with the vote, and I say this as a re-education camp fan

big man is in a marginal too

The results are in. You have decided that in this General Election I'll be voting LABOUR. https://t.co/DAhPm1nY1d

— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) November 26, 2019

This is vile.

LATEST: The Hindu Council has now written to the Chief Rabbi to express their support and to accuse the Labour Party of also becoming anti-Hindu. Major interventions in this election today from pretty much every major faith in Britain. Astonishing. pic.twitter.com/J4fRtvIOLw

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) November 26, 2019

What if anything worries you about another Conservative governmment? And another Labour one? pic.twitter.com/KjZAyTF3Z4

— Lord Ashcroft (@LordAshcroft) November 26, 2019

Looks like the Really Conservative Council Of Every Major Religion is having their say!!!

Rory Stewart on hignfy actually quite good - chipped in with funny stuff, didn't get the hump when he was the butt, didn't stick anyone with a trident... The anti-Gove, basically.

god i fucking hate andrew neil

andrew neil thing has been... fine? JC can get pissy sometimes when interviewers try to gotcha him. neil tried to play the wee fud but JC not playing along

SAY YOU WOULD VAPORISE THE TERRORIST MY CORBYN

Someone who’s had Orban stans to dinner asking Corbyn to apologise to the Jewish community (he already has). Love it!

brillo pad getting all frothy about the hypothetical prospect of sending in our brave boys to slot a suicide-vest-wearing isis leader was nagl

the question of whether we should be extrajudicially executing people on foreign soil at all is, of course, long since settled

brillo pad is a master at coming the cunt. made nicola look bad the other day, got the better of corbyn the night, but he'll probably give boris a doing an' all, and it'll make no fucking difference

is swinson doing one of these ?

A lot going on here, as they say. pic.twitter.com/q9nfRREOC4

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) November 26, 2019

yes, 3rd or 4th of december i believe

'Frost-Nixon' levels. My god @ these pricks

not gonna lie, the prospect of swindon getting monstered is appealing

Glen O’Hara a real shame to the diaspora and a real snide cunt in general, look at the soup taking head on him

his books look as dull as fuck - he should eat them!

Who’s excited about this then? I know I am!

#Tory plan to raise pension age to 75 "It proposes raising the eligible age to 70 by 2028 and 75 by 2035. The first people likely to be affected by such a change are those born between March 6, 1961 and April 5, 1977." https://t.co/v5U3xayNBw

— AnotherGreen (@Anothergreen) November 3, 2019

Ah that’s slightly old news - missed it the first time round

IDS is good again (by nine months)

thread on what’s in the race and faith manifesto

1/13 So, a quick(ish) thread on what Labour have announced on asylum and immigration. Short version: there’s some really good and important stuff in the manifesto. But a bit woolly on detail and some unfortunate omissions.

— Alasdair Mackenzie (@AlasdairMack66) November 21, 2019

-numbers who say they’ve been “politicised/radicalised” by the Brexit process (rather than Brexit itself) extraordinary.
-Think Tories really do have a LibDem problem in south east which national polls not revealing.
-Lots of lifelong Tories not voting Con for first time.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 26, 2019