Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Is that a hilarious parody account?

Well at first I thought so, but who knows what goes on. Like the thread says there have been a few hundred comments from FB Tories on the WASPI business.

lmao this guys having a mare

Hi Unfcknbelievable 😱
Tories FFS!! The absolute state of them pic.twitter.com/w1M2hPVjAM

— ARTIST TAXI DRIVER (@chunkymark) November 25, 2019

Corbin!

ending all my posts this way now! corbin!

lol! corbin!

Maybe he's from Guernsey.

The Twa Corbins.

^the pinefox to thread

corbin!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/1b/25/de1b2528d11a446b26e823d36f8903be.jpg

https://cdn.inflatable-zone.com/media/product/2a8/top-quality-tpu-body-zorb-ball-inflatable-zorb-ball-zorbing-ball-95b.jpg

zorbin!

I liked his Joy Division photos

oh the band, sorry I thought you meant...

trust no polls

Westminster Voting Intention:

CON: 41% (-1)
LAB: 34% (+2)
LDM: 13% (=)
BXP: 4% (-1)

Via @ICMResearch, 22-25 Nov.
Changes w/ 15-18 Nov.

— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) November 25, 2019

no that one is good!

I see Sir Richard J Evans is voting Labour (with the caveat that he still hates Corbin)

that's hung parliament territory that one, isn't it?

It is. OTOH ALL polls are bad.

Oh look! Its the "Hang Mandela" Tory Party 👀 https://t.co/Fbid4NFl5h

— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) November 25, 2019

there’s only one type of bdsm acceptable to tories

Fuck.

BREAKING: A @UKLabour activist has been attacked in Herefordshire while on the #GeneralElection2019 campaign trail. The victim, a woman in her 70s, was thrown onto a car bonnet in Bromyard and left with bruising and suspected broken ribs. More details right now on @bbchw. pic.twitter.com/WYdexjRhLn

— Tom Edwards (@tomedwardsbbchw) November 25, 2019

has happened twice, to two 70yos. whotf does that

Hang Mandela type Tories

"a good hiding"

Bromyard is sort of where I'm from, small town and lots of tory farmers, bit depressing to read.

*real hiding, even

a good hiding not uncalled for tbf

A Labour "activist"? Does the Beeb also call Tory canvassers "activists"? BXP?

Anyway, hope she gets well soon and isn't too traumatised, what a horrible thing to happen

btw I got a leaflet from the Tories today (after approx five billion from the Lib Dems, 0 Lab, 0 BXP - Greens are not standing here once again) and the tagline is "Time for change".

Yeah, after 9.5 years of you bastards screwing up the country, the best way I can think of to get "change" is to vote you in locally as well, right.

big man like stormy

Stormzy backs Corbyn 10 minutes ago.

In those 10 minutes, the number of people registering to vote shot up from 4,500 to 47,000 right now.

We can win. Young people, we’ve got 28 hours left to register to vote.

— Hasan Patel 🌹 (@CorbynistaTeen) November 25, 2019

corbyn doing interview w/ladbible tomorrow on registration deadline day. smart play - 2.5m twitter followers + 37m facebook followers

The relentless tidal wave of I've Always Been Labour But... continues on all channels.

stormzy <3

ladbible less so but I'll take whatever tbh

stormzy fuckin’ rules

all kicking off at dominic raab's hustings. could be bad if there was a confrontation between him and harry dunn's parents (who are currently outside and able to get in)

No room in the church for the hustings event. Dozens still outside. Changing: “LET US IN!”, including the family of Harry Dunn who want to speak to Dominic Raab. pic.twitter.com/vsYyIco8LX

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 25, 2019

unable*

von Raabentropp's winning personality really comes to the fore when he's in campaigning mode!

Honestly think I have to stop reading this thread & uninstall twitter til exit poll. It’s doing absolutely nothing for me and I feel sick and anxious every time I think about it.
― gyac, Sunday, 24 November 2019 11:49 (yesterday)

This was me for about three days. Today's ICM poll is making me hope again, but the HUGE difference between it and the one for The Observer released on Saturday evening is messing with my mind.

4500 to 47000? Are those numbers right??

"The mood in the Lib Dem camp is one of “concern, close to despair”, according to one senior party figure..." https://t.co/1IoApBA2QJ

— Richard Seymour (@leninology) November 25, 2019

yup - they're right. has been solidly between 20-30k for the hours since that spike
https://www.gov.uk/performance/register-to-vote

that ft story is just... delightful

noob qn - how do I place a custom political bet? is it possible to do it online? e.g. lab maj + bj lose seat + swinson lose seat

🤔

Boris Johnson could urinate through my mam’s letterbox and I’d still vote for him. It’s so important that we get Brexit done, deliver on that solemn promise, avoid going the same way as Venezuela and selling our armed forces for tea in No 10 with some of our most fervent enemies.

— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) November 25, 2019

xp
it's related betting so you would have to get a quoted price, best ringing them perhaps. But fuck knows! tbh when I used to be a betting shop manager they still had £10 jackpots on the fruit machines!

daru g

jesus god almighty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E

:( :( :( :(

thx calz

You can see the exact point that Stormzy asked people to register to vote and vote Labour on the government voter registration site pic.twitter.com/gTpxvK440i

— Bloonface says vote Labour 🌹 (@bloonface) November 25, 2019