Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

5. Ross Kemp to be the next poet laureate

otm

Apropos of nothing, Ceefax should be brought back imo

I’m not sure what’s going on but I like it

Has she registered to vote??... 👀😂

Do it here - it's so easy 👉 https://t.co/C4JFnj6qE1 pic.twitter.com/3yDoFkh0Lx

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) November 24, 2019

My take on the Conservative manifesto.

- If they win, forget Boris Johnson's talk of tax cuts and get ready for 5 years of Tory tax rises

Five reasons why

— Chris Giles (@ChrisGiles_) November 24, 2019

Jude is back

I mean that might be the case. This is a more interesting assessment

What strikes me about the Tory manifesto and its almost complete lack of a political programme is that it’s not so much cover for a hard-right project as Johnson indicating he’s willing to be pushed into whatever circumstances dictate.

— Daniel Trilling (@trillingual) November 25, 2019

"that" -- the tax rises. More that it points to how easily things will break for everyone and that keeping left post-election is what Labour need to do

I don't really know what that assets-global.website-files.com thing is all about, just looks like a linkdump kind of thing. it is sorta weird though

467 results in GitHub for various things

https://github.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Fassets-global.website-files.com&type=Code

a lot of which look legit, things like data about Wreathed Hornbills

https://assets-global.website-files.com/57dc5ba03bd579bc1ed6eab6/59c118ae314bfc0001fdc751_chicken-2648025_1280-vegan-plant-based.jpg

Yeah there are all sorts of random NFL related links, Italian & Russian pdfs and the like if you google 'site:assets-global.website-files.com'

It just struck me as a weird as hell domain for an official party manifesto to be dropped from?

Could it not be some cloud service (certain Tory) ppl use to store documents? Hence the long ass number hash starting every file.

Googling 'brexit', 'Corbyn' w/ the added 'site:assets-global.website-files.com' only hurls up Tory takes on the subject matter.

Your search - blobby site:assets-global.website-files.com - did not match any documents.

And here's the most surprising thing - amongst Remain voters, Corbyn's Brexit policy is more popular than revoking Article 50.

Most Remainers support Labour, Remainers prefer Labour's policy, and Corbyn's approval ratings with Remainers are rising. Labour is the party of Remain. pic.twitter.com/KmMtRU5gjr

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) November 25, 2019

so Corbyn's very complex and hard to understand (if you are temporarily struck dumb on yr doorstep)ref on a negotiated brexit policy is more popular than the Boris deal or revoke A50.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKOZctXWkAARY7a?format=png&name=small

I’m generally not going to post individual comments for these things but I’m making an exception for this jaw-dropper. pic.twitter.com/o8G8clXUwm

— Bloonface says vote Labour 🌹 (@bloonface) November 25, 2019

Is that a hilarious parody account?

Well at first I thought so, but who knows what goes on. Like the thread says there have been a few hundred comments from FB Tories on the WASPI business.

lmao this guys having a mare

Hi Unfcknbelievable 😱
Tories FFS!! The absolute state of them pic.twitter.com/w1M2hPVjAM

— ARTIST TAXI DRIVER (@chunkymark) November 25, 2019

Corbin!

ending all my posts this way now! corbin!

lol! corbin!

Maybe he's from Guernsey.

The Twa Corbins.

^the pinefox to thread

corbin!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/1b/25/de1b2528d11a446b26e823d36f8903be.jpg

https://cdn.inflatable-zone.com/media/product/2a8/top-quality-tpu-body-zorb-ball-inflatable-zorb-ball-zorbing-ball-95b.jpg

zorbin!

I liked his Joy Division photos

oh the band, sorry I thought you meant...

trust no polls

Westminster Voting Intention:

CON: 41% (-1)
LAB: 34% (+2)
LDM: 13% (=)
BXP: 4% (-1)

Via @ICMResearch, 22-25 Nov.
Changes w/ 15-18 Nov.

— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) November 25, 2019

no that one is good!

I see Sir Richard J Evans is voting Labour (with the caveat that he still hates Corbin)

that's hung parliament territory that one, isn't it?

It is. OTOH ALL polls are bad.

Oh look! Its the "Hang Mandela" Tory Party 👀 https://t.co/Fbid4NFl5h

— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) November 25, 2019

there’s only one type of bdsm acceptable to tories

Fuck.

BREAKING: A @UKLabour activist has been attacked in Herefordshire while on the #GeneralElection2019 campaign trail. The victim, a woman in her 70s, was thrown onto a car bonnet in Bromyard and left with bruising and suspected broken ribs. More details right now on @bbchw. pic.twitter.com/WYdexjRhLn

— Tom Edwards (@tomedwardsbbchw) November 25, 2019

has happened twice, to two 70yos. whotf does that

Hang Mandela type Tories

"a good hiding"

Bromyard is sort of where I'm from, small town and lots of tory farmers, bit depressing to read.

*real hiding, even

a good hiding not uncalled for tbf

A Labour "activist"? Does the Beeb also call Tory canvassers "activists"? BXP?

Anyway, hope she gets well soon and isn't too traumatised, what a horrible thing to happen

btw I got a leaflet from the Tories today (after approx five billion from the Lib Dems, 0 Lab, 0 BXP - Greens are not standing here once again) and the tagline is "Time for change".

Yeah, after 9.5 years of you bastards screwing up the country, the best way I can think of to get "change" is to vote you in locally as well, right.

big man like stormy

Stormzy backs Corbyn 10 minutes ago.

In those 10 minutes, the number of people registering to vote shot up from 4,500 to 47,000 right now.

We can win. Young people, we’ve got 28 hours left to register to vote.

— Hasan Patel 🌹 (@CorbynistaTeen) November 25, 2019

corbyn doing interview w/ladbible tomorrow on registration deadline day. smart play - 2.5m twitter followers + 37m facebook followers

The relentless tidal wave of I've Always Been Labour But... continues on all channels.

stormzy <3

ladbible less so but I'll take whatever tbh

stormzy fuckin’ rules

all kicking off at dominic raab's hustings. could be bad if there was a confrontation between him and harry dunn's parents (who are currently outside and able to get in)

No room in the church for the hustings event. Dozens still outside. Changing: “LET US IN!”, including the family of Harry Dunn who want to speak to Dominic Raab. pic.twitter.com/vsYyIco8LX

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 25, 2019

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