Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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He should be recasting his entire project as a pro-business agenda as well as a pro-community agenda - it's an approach that works well for him.

― Matt DC,

There's definitely room for him to be doing this, its a vacated space and its also has the benefit of being true

anvil, Saturday, 23 November 2019 04:39 (six years ago)

Swap with Calz? LOLOLOL for a second there, it really WAS freaky Friday!

santa clause four (suzy), Saturday, 23 November 2019 06:25 (six years ago)

Best wife swap ever

plax (ico), Saturday, 23 November 2019 07:25 (six years ago)

Show this to everyone. pic.twitter.com/AxERb9L5FI

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) November 23, 2019

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 23 November 2019 08:14 (six years ago)

Re the South African QT fella calz mentioned

Is this guy the ultimate Question Time superfan? He's been on at least four times, travelling to Peterborough, Scarborough, Lincoln, and then Sheffield tonight. And he always wears the same white shirt. He should get to go on the panel as a treat. pic.twitter.com/5MdsQBuJXs

— MatesJacob (@MatesJacob) November 22, 2019



Someone downthread said you’re not supposed to be in the audience more than once in ten years? Shocking if so.

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:20 (six years ago)

can’t believe question time would do something unethical

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:23 (six years ago)

Downthread? In...the future?

the salacious inaudible (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:41 (six years ago)

Down the twitter thread.

Genuinely cannot get over Michael Crick covering one of the left twitter trolls who got banned for trolling Gapes with deadly seriousness

Tonight we remember a fallen comrade, his legacy has been enriched by this spectacular moment. pic.twitter.com/d8HDn2JUJ4

— P.G. Chodehouse (@mynnoj) November 23, 2019

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:48 (six years ago)

*paying my respects*

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:51 (six years ago)

gapes doing a very poor job of pretending to not be deeply connected to mr richard miller tbh

full credit to channel 4 for blurring out miller’s profile pic tho, very responsible journalism

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:51 (six years ago)

I honestly almost cried at that, the original image is some naked guy in an armchair from fuck knows where online ffs.

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:53 (six years ago)

pic.twitter.com/eKl80uKzpU

— Charlie Hoult (@CharlieHoult) November 21, 2019

You left the instructions on Charlie😉

— Laura Pidcock (@LauraPidcockMP) November 21, 2019

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:57 (six years ago)

fucking hell that gapes video I am creasing

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:58 (six years ago)

xp that was great, the wink was so brutal. State of the old fella’s screenshot as well, you can identify the person who sent it.

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 09:59 (six years ago)

Action man, business builder, networker. @HoultsYard @DynamoNorthEast @TeamOpencast @FutureheadsUK. #NorthOfTyneMayor runner-up

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:03 (six years ago)

‘mayoral runner-up’ is pure partridge

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:07 (six years ago)

shocked_pikachu.png

Nigel Farage’s candidate in Glasgow North has been accused of Islamophobia by one of the country’s leading anti-racist organisations.

Hope Not Hate say the Brexit Party’s Dionne Cocozza has frequently shared posts on her social media that portray Muslims as “inherently violent and a threat to the rest of the population”.

Labour and the SNP have criticised the Eurosceptic.

The investigation by the group followed a report in the Glasgow University student newspaper, the Glasgow Guardian.

Cocozza yesterday deleted her Twitter account.

Just two weeks ago the candidate shared a number of posts by the far-right Politicalite website claiming there was a planned Muslim “takeover”.

While in October 2018 Cocozza shared a tweet suggesting that “Germany will become African and Islamic if mass migration isn’t stopped” from Voice of Europe, a large Islamophobic website and Twitter account which often publishes well-known far-right activists.

Hope Not Hate believes Cocozza has a “strong belief” that white people are being discriminated against.

In one tweet highlighted by the group, Cocozza claimed “there’s mosk [sic] schools underground in UK”.

This ended up in a debate with a now-deleted Twitter account. After having backtracked on her first statement, she ends her last tweet saying “You can’t say anything if your [sic] white 2019”.

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:11 (six years ago)

I'm being dumb - does anyone know what account on twitter I originally nabbed these from
https://i.imgur.com/E8ZJd9T.png

https://i.imgur.com/ubPMbBR.png

https://i.imgur.com/DW7TAXx.png

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:21 (six years ago)

Also Corbyn's neutrality has clearly made a splash but there needs to be a stronger follow up message - "I trust the people to decide" or similar.

Matt DC, Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:30 (six years ago)

Christ, according to the voter registration dashboard, over 100,000 people under 25 registered to vote yesterday.

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:39 (six years ago)

And 103k for 25-34

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:39 (six years ago)

Further Gapes news from same thing

Special mention to this display of giving no fucks at all pic.twitter.com/8NyracjOuI

— P.G. Chodehouse (@mynnoj) November 23, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:43 (six years ago)

biggest voter registration day on record I read?

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 10:44 (six years ago)

Is it? They registered half a million of the same age group on the last day of registrations in 2017, but it hasn’t closed yet, so potential to go higher. Is it really possible the debate pushed that?

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:04 (six years ago)

you may be right - can't remember who said it

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:06 (six years ago)

More than 300,000 people, including over 200,000 under-35s, registered to vote in the general election on Friday in what is thought to be the largest surge in pre-election registration in UK political history.

The race to join the electoral roll took place on the unofficial Naitonal Voter Registration Day declared by campaigners and backed by civil society groups and trade unions with the social media hashtag #RegisterToVote.

Some 308,000 registrations were recorded in the space of 24 hours, the vast majority of them online.

Among those signing up to vote in the 12 December general election were 103,000 under-25s, 103,000 25-34 year-olds, 53,000 35-44 year-olds, 28,500 45-54 year-olds and around 20,000 over-54s.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/register-vote-general-election-boris-johnson-corbyn-young-people-a9214761.html

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:23 (six years ago)

NEW: Former Labour MP Ian Austin backed Boris Johnson over Jeremy Corbyn... now he has gone several steps further

Austin has written a personal endorsement for — wait for it — the "outstanding" Philip Davieshttps://t.co/A8pewIfC4G

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) November 22, 2019



when you’re a lifelong Labour voter with mainstream and moderate opinions

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:49 (six years ago)

really hoping for a 92 turnout without the 92 outcome

nashwan, Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:50 (six years ago)

Ian Austin, Labour man

FBPRieu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:51 (six years ago)

really need to get down the bookies and get my bet on for LAB maj + BJ lose seat + swinson lose seat

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:52 (six years ago)

the trifecta, if you will

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 November 2019 11:53 (six years ago)

@ElectionMapsUK
·
Nov 17
#GE2019 Nowcast (17th Nov):
(incl. METHODOLOGY CHANGE)

CON: 346 (-21), 41.3% (+2.9)
LAB: 211 (+16), 29.4% (+1.2)
SNP: 51 (+5), 3.5% (+0.1)
LDM: 18 (-1), 14.8% (-1.3)

See the graphics for full results.
Changes w/ 12th Nov.

Still absolutely ridicuous imo but moving in the right direction

nashwan, Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:36 (six years ago)

Hopefully it's going to move faster because that's disastrous.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:44 (six years ago)

That poll is a week old tbf.

gyac, Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:49 (six years ago)

tories have an average 13pt lead in the polls. it was a 17pt lead at this point in the 2017 election

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:58 (six years ago)

A few polls in mid-May 2017 had Labour on 28% and Tories almost on 50.

Just trying to do some maths on potentially 3 million 'new' votes in this election if the turnout goes up a few percent so a result like that poll requires Labour to lose around that many votes in return while the Tories GAIN .5-1 million? I mean come on.

nashwan, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:02 (six years ago)

also are these polls going to adjust for all these hundreds of thousands of young voters getting on the electoral register? The figures quoted in this thread have to be significant.

calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

really good thread worth clicking through for

Another big problem for the Tories in #GE19 has been trust. Johnson has come across as disingenuous in these debates, and his top lines sound unbelievable... May had a similar problem in 2017. This could return in #GE2019 as "Get Brexit Done" becomes 2019's "Strong and Stable"... pic.twitter.com/MAFKEWfhDa

— James Mills (@JamesMills1984) November 23, 2019

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:04 (six years ago)

tim walker says 'neutrality is not what leadership looks like' - must be notable that all the FBPEs in tim walker's mentions seem to be saying "actually... this position is pretty sound and I'm fine with it"

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:06 (six years ago)

Why the fuck he didn't just articulate this months/years ago when it was obvious this was how he felt I have no idea

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:10 (six years ago)

I think my fave Fiona Bruce bit was when she said something like " I didn't think it would take long for that phrase to make an appearance " to "oven ready" it was quite a sick burn really and made him look like a repetitious Maybot upgrade.

calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:10 (six years ago)

given some of the rest of the crap they've pulled, i wouldn't trust these 3 million new votes to be bots. it's almost like a ddos on the registration process.

koogs, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:11 (six years ago)

Who is 'they' here and why would they pull any crap on the registration process?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:15 (six years ago)

the polls can't really adjust accurately for the young new voters bcz they don't know how to weight for them yet -- they don't know how this arriving lump of voter will carve up in terms of vote share (including turn-out models) so any adjustment will be a more or less bullshit guess, and the root of the guess is either a dicethrow or motivated reasoning: "surely the entirely effect must be in THIS DIRECTION [= an untested guess]?" or else "surely the effect will be negligeable (bcz young ppl don't vote and anyway bots?)"

mark s, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

they is the same guys who did a DDOS on the labour website? = rob burley's son large son cyril iirc

mark s, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

they = the ones who pulled the factcheckuk and the labourmanifestuk website shit.

koogs, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:17 (six years ago)

lol ok and this is to give Labour a false sense of security/get the older voters to turn out?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:22 (six years ago)

big dials marked 'RACISM' and 'HANGCRIMINALS' will be getting cranked this week no doubt

||||||||, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:28 (six years ago)

false hope, gaming pollsters, fake voters, even. at this point i wouldn't put anything past them. what checks are made during registration? is there even a 'i am not a robot' checkbox? 8)

this is the party that illegally stopped parliament, remember.

ok,

"You’ll be asked for your National Insurance number (but you can still register if you do not have one)."

but

"There’s a different process to register anonymously, for example if you’re concerned about your safety."

but maybe i've watched too much The Good Wife

koogs, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:32 (six years ago)

I think my fave Fiona Bruce bit was when she said something like " I didn't think it would take long for that phrase to make an appearance " to "oven ready" it was quite a sick burn really and made him look like a repetitious Maybot upgrade.

Bemused that the Tories are still pursuing this approach after the last time, are they dim or what? Fuck a Paxman obviously, but we need someone to tell Tory ministers, under instruction to talk over interviewers, to shut the fuck up and answer the question just asked.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:33 (six years ago)


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