Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

He is back as waluigitifo, inevitably.

xxxp

lol knew there were other Countdown twats, just couldn't remember Stelling at the point of typing. He's probably murdered more people than Fred West.

My response to Labour's transformative manifesto - I'll be in Shipley tonight campaigning to unseat Philip Davies - anything is possible! pic.twitter.com/buVMkhkfbl

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) November 21, 2019

Soz gyac, I was responding to BG in my post about the ex-MM dude. I tend to lurk on the threads where AS is being discussed by Gen X music hacks who, if gentile, rarely shouted about AS until JC led Labour. Also I couldn’t bear being called AS by some centrist numpty who has no idea about my upbringing, and wasn’t paying attention to the times I’ve called out racism right across the political spectrum before 2015 (and since).

Was this linked?

Seen Jo Swinson in Glasgow and my pal confronted her about austerity’s impact here.

Glasgow wont forget what the Lib Dems did when they were in government!#JayTellsJo pic.twitter.com/AtunH8vxyA

— Daniel McLaughlin (@Drusus2000) November 22, 2019

nice use of nodding dog routine while someone talks about austerity deaths.

she is so fucking bad at this

Squirrels, the poor, foreigns- it’s all the same to Jo

fucking hating 80k question time guy with an all-consuming passion. there's too much talk of millionaires and billionaires and not enough talk of just the awful petit booj cunts who deliver tory government after tory government and are the footsoldiers of ruling class revanchism

— Brigata Posta di Merda (@NParticipacion) November 22, 2019

willie rennie “what do you think about brexit?”

haha get fucked

Question Time clown of the week

Coincidence? I think not pic.twitter.com/Ox5nX2xVqY

— Simon (@simonk_133) November 22, 2019

36? Well we know what he’s not spending his money on.

xxp
hope he always drives carefully on his motorcycle and remembers to wear a helmet

look i think we need to acknowledge that this comment from the mirror story on the world's oldest 36-year-old is otm

Exposing a audience member - Dangerous

Reminds of of Gestapo Tactics, or recent Russian Gov. attitude towards Gays

"Speak against our leader - right or wrong you will be Punished"

Dangerous ground you are treading Paul Mason (Editor in Chief DM)

FOURTH PLEBEIAN: Tear him for his bad IT consultancy!

yes this is the only bit of shakespeare i know, yes it is always funny

Who seeks for better of thee, sauce his palate
With thy most operant poison! What is here?
Gold? yellow, glittering, precious gold? No, gods,
I am no idle votarist: roots, you clear heavens!
Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair,
Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant.
Ha, you gods! why this? what this, you gods? Why, this
Will lug your priests and servants from your sides,
Pluck stout men's pillows from below their heads:
This yellow slave
Will knit and break religions, bless the accursed,
Make the hoar leprosy adored, place thieves
And give them title, knee and approbation
With senators on the bench: this is it
That makes the wappen'd widow wed again;
Stoya, come to Athens,
The revolution is happen’n

tear him for his dutty genes as well (even tho I looked like shit* at 36 as well)

* pretty much the same as I look at 46!

gyac, that's incredible

£80k dudes feeling like the squeezed middle are otm in thinking that their lives are nothing extraordinary and lifestyles should be about average for the public at large. Excellent example of how the media has insulated them into obliviousness about how the vast majority of people actually live.

these faux kulaks own a bit more than 3 goats and turnip patch

£80k plus blinis

🎶 three goats and a turnip, two bits 🎶

Extremely mad I can’t find the original 80k man, the small business owner from the QT GE17 spécial and originator of this classic meme:

MR CORBYN YOU HAVE MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME, A PHARAOH WHO BUILDS PYRAMIDS USING THOUSANDS OF SLAVES, TO VOTE LABOUR

— wales golf madrid (@AScribbledEagle) May 29, 2017

SV otm. You can see on his face that Moneybags literally can't comprehend how he's to be considered wealthy -- because he clearly feels like he is only barely getting the average life. The only way you get there is total isolation from the average reality. It's like a shit squeezed-middle version of the gilded age.

FOURTH PLEBEIAN: Tear him for his bad IT consultancy!

xp any bets as to how this hard-done by hero thinks is getting an easy ride in life?

i think on another occasion i said that this was from Timon, it is in fact Julius Caesar Pumbaa, as any fule kno.

ftfy

some of these rich folks have never wiped their arse on a newspaper (the Sun doesn't count), had a piece of foam ont deck as bed, scraped green mould off a condensed milk tin, lived in a hoyle in the ground where one gets battered to death every day and fed rat poison for brecky.... need a poverty awareness tsar with fresh poverty cliches to educate these fules?.. gizza job!

stan.... we stan

made some more propaganda for momentum. socialism's comingpic.twitter.com/5S1gV86PaN

— Stan The Golden Boy (@tristandross) November 22, 2019

drag her jeremy

Jo Swinson hasn't tweeted a single time this election asking people to register to vote.

Is she worried people saddled in debt from university will remember?

Register to vote today: https://t.co/vYH9vXVPXQ #RegisterToVote pic.twitter.com/3141mepJw0

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) November 22, 2019

just what the country needed, another party that equally despises and fears young people.

I love Swinson. Somewhere in The Guardian’s office there is a guy holding a monkey’s paw with one finger remaining thinking about how to really carefully word his last wish.

I'd be shocked if any Tory has tweeted 'register to vote'

They didn’t last time.

they have but the link leads to the Strictly homepage

i've reined myself in on here about the former MM journalists and their chums who still seem to be out there fighting the Blair wars, because i've got nothing helpful to say that wouldn't degenerate into kneejerk radge spite about class solidarity etc

but what a bunch of fucking maroons

Weirdly, just the other day I fell into a Facebook hellhole of rancid ex-music journalists because I recognized the name one of them who had replied to something a friend had posted and, yes, this guy is a spittle-flecked ranting hate machine - I won't mention his name but let's just say he was never anything more than the poor man's Dave McCullough in his heyday.

I noticed Iannucci is urging people to tactically vote in an election where the LibDems are a Tory coalition in waiting and tactical voting has negligible value. He needs to make like Eno and start urging his legions of young fans to register to vote again like he did during previous elections!

... and his ageing hasbeen hack friends seemed much the same. (xp)

Tom D - you are on FB but you hate twitter?!

My family and a lot of my friends are on Facebook, what is the point of Twitter again, remind me?

I generally don't go out of my way on Facebook to read a lot of shite satire or to hate read Rachel Riley or whoever.

you've just given me the main selling point of never getting FB. I'd probably top myself through daily exposure to thoughts of family and friends!

I actually like some of my family and friends though! And it's not daily exposure by any means.

no twitter, no emoji mashup bot:

😬 grimacing + 🤡 clown = pic.twitter.com/GmbcuGxr8H

— Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot) November 21, 2019

it's the little frivolous accounts like that make it good imo

Frivolity yes. Rachel Riley no.

Tom D, that could be any of several MM alums writing in that thread. Was it:

The Australian?
The shortarse former star writer who BITD ppl accused of abusing two of his ex-girlfriends who are now amongst the most successful women in UK media?
Really interchangeable dude 1 who went into publishing?
Really interchangeable dude 2 who went into publishing, but who waited until now to mention his family’s role fighting apartheid?

My family and a lot of my friends are on Facebook, what is the point of Twitter again, remind me?

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Friday, 22 November 2019 bookmarkflaglink

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