Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Omg maybe Corbyn will send Johnny Mc to the debate Boris is skipping?! We can but hope

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

Yes, Corbyn's too gentlemanly, kick the lying cunt in the goolies.

Melts don't like nastiness tho, it makes them sad

#BeKindOnline

Feel free to bring up eating cold beans from the tin by all means...

"this mfer eating beans"

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

not convinced by the approach by johnson of trying to glibly return everything to brexit. he was continually punching one of his own bruises (that people think he is fundamentally unserious and a clown) and one of his party's (that they only have one thing to offer and no wider vision)

why is this the line lolllll

Another clear divide: @jeremycorbyn refuses to back our Monarchy & hints at reform! Our Monarch has been the worlds foremost public servant. @BorisJohnson clear about the positivity of the Monarchy.

— Brandon Lewis for Great Yarmouth (@BrandonLewis) November 19, 2019

LOL let's have more of that!

Hey who doesn't love state-funded sex offenders?

No surprises there.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2018/05/18/who-are-monarchists

(From 2018, but still.)

Before I read that I'm guessing senile old cunts from the home counties

It takes a nation of toadies

Heh, I think the use of 'monarchist' there is a bit misleading, it's more that people can't be arsed with too much change and upheaval.

They don't really give that much thought to it.

Toadies, yes, but still not as cretinous as Canadians supporting a foreign state's monarchy.

jo swinson fucking leaping on that nuclear button

and then hyping her environmental credentials in the next breath

Nuclear weapons are low carbon to be fair.

just heard that bollox about the official Conservative party twitter momentarily changed its handle to Fact-Check UK or something during the debate and obv started shitting stats and sweating facts.

surely dom wouldn't do something like that?

Thought you meant our King over the water for a minute

ichleugebojo

love that cocteau twins song

just heard that bollox about the official Conservative party twitter momentarily changed its handle to Fact-Check UK or something during the debate and obv started shitting stats and sweating facts.

meanwhile in cutting-edge libdem central office memeland:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJw6QhZXsAQuJrn?format=jpg

JO SWINSON

Asked this morning why she could never support a Corbyn government, Jo Swinson's first and instant response was that he would not be prepared to order submarine commanders to fire nuclear missiles.
Her constituents might want to think very hard about that before they vote.

— Craig Murray (@CraigMurrayOrg) November 5, 2019

Dammit, the version I read said "fire nuclear missiles at squirrels". Thought it was weird this cock gaining a sense of humour.

the enraged interloper looking in on the prom earlier dismissed it as the "tidal parties". yeah horseshoe and all that yeah yeah. Know what you'd do with a horseshoe Jo, you'd first use it to batter squirrels to death, then the disabled, then some students and then you'd pay me a grand towards a fork-lift truck license course when I'm half dead on a dialysis machine.

after your town had been dug up by fracking companies

Strap the machine on the back of a forklift, no reason for malingerers with no kidneys to be working

Didn't watch but I trust this one.

Unrepresentative Twitter poll of the day:

Who won the #ITVLeadersDebate?

— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) November 19, 2019

Don't think I say it often enough but I can't stand Sturgeon either.

nice

Sorry to link this account but

Oh my god. @Maitlis is a literal assassin #newsnight ~JL pic.twitter.com/7qsdxtMU8M

— Best For Britain (@BestForBritain) November 19, 2019

I'm fairly sure it won't matter at all.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, November 19, 2019 10:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh, they ran out of glow for Jo

You've heard from Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, now watch #ITVinterviews with @joswinson, @NicolaSturgeon, @Nigel_Farage and @sianberry - broadcast at 10pm.https://t.co/MtNtsEXhha pic.twitter.com/MuembWROut

— ITV News (@itvnews) November 19, 2019

Want to see a version where Cleverley just stands there blank faced for 10 hours

If Swindon had any self-respect she'd have told them to shove the also-rans show up their arse. Fortunately etc etc

only need a poll bump of +1 by end of this week to keep pace w/2017 campaign. numbers looked good after the debate, plus manifesto on thurs. keep pushing imo. activists are key

OMG possibly for the first time ever on British television I've just seen a Tory voter interviewed who said he might vote Labour.

xxxp
well at least afterwards Swinson get's some time to talk about soylent green bonds and bullying disabled people with one of her electoral pact buddies

xp yeah, might! Tory voters are much stickier than any other party, believe it when I see it, etc. Did he say why

“I was thinking of voting Brexit Party but then Boris went on about abolishing capitalism”

More Tories thought Corbyn did well in debate than Labour voters thinking the same of Johnson, according to ⁦@YouGov⁩. On that measure ⁦@jeremycorbyn⁩ won. #ITVDebate pic.twitter.com/9M6FMHiCe6

— Robert Peston (@Peston) November 19, 2019

Sigh yes

I’m sorry but Britain simply can’t risk Jeremy Corbyn and his radical policies like “what if Britain wasn’t a shithole run by cunts”

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) November 19, 2019