Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

I'm fairly sure it won't matter at all.

Nobody likes Corbyn and nobody likes Johnson, so otm.

Lines I didn’t expect from #itvdebate: “I have my own damson jam”

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 19, 2019

Neither made an unprecedented misstep as far as I can tell.

Can't believe he didn't give Johnson The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists for Christmas tbh

"Leaving aside your own party preference, who do you think performed best overall in tonight’s debate?"

Boris Johnson - 51%
Jeremy Corbyn - 49%

(Figures rebased to exclude don't knows)

Further results to follow shortly at: https://t.co/begsQeyYOn pic.twitter.com/WHZivErxlE

— YouGov (@YouGov) November 19, 2019

sigh

Ban democracy

I mean… Corbyn could've and should've done better but Johnson's performance was pedestrian.

The good news is we have 1000 more of these debates until now and polling day.

ITV poll said Crombyb 78 Johnson 22 fwiw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJw8gM-WkAQlJOZ?format=jpg&name=900x900

xp he should be so lucky...pedestrian flatters him and he kept just tossing out stuff in desperation like a comedian dying on his arse

Pedestrian… for Boris, who carves a new yardstick of awful every time he opens his mouth, much like his role model from across the pond.

I'm assuming questions submitted by members of the public about Johnson's personal life, morality and honesty are weeded out by the broadcasters beforehand? How many children do you have you lying toerag?

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Just pls no more questions about "but what if you hugged" or whatever

Not a peep about Arcuri either, of course.

we need a lower-rent debate to ask that question

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Omg maybe Corbyn will send Johnny Mc to the debate Boris is skipping?! We can but hope

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

Yes, Corbyn's too gentlemanly, kick the lying cunt in the goolies.

Melts don't like nastiness tho, it makes them sad

#BeKindOnline

Feel free to bring up eating cold beans from the tin by all means...

"this mfer eating beans"

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

not convinced by the approach by johnson of trying to glibly return everything to brexit. he was continually punching one of his own bruises (that people think he is fundamentally unserious and a clown) and one of his party's (that they only have one thing to offer and no wider vision)

why is this the line lolllll

Another clear divide: @jeremycorbyn refuses to back our Monarchy & hints at reform! Our Monarch has been the worlds foremost public servant. @BorisJohnson clear about the positivity of the Monarchy.

— Brandon Lewis for Great Yarmouth (@BrandonLewis) November 19, 2019

LOL let's have more of that!

Hey who doesn't love state-funded sex offenders?

No surprises there.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2018/05/18/who-are-monarchists

(From 2018, but still.)

Before I read that I'm guessing senile old cunts from the home counties

It takes a nation of toadies

Heh, I think the use of 'monarchist' there is a bit misleading, it's more that people can't be arsed with too much change and upheaval.

They don't really give that much thought to it.

Toadies, yes, but still not as cretinous as Canadians supporting a foreign state's monarchy.

jo swinson fucking leaping on that nuclear button

and then hyping her environmental credentials in the next breath

Nuclear weapons are low carbon to be fair.

just heard that bollox about the official Conservative party twitter momentarily changed its handle to Fact-Check UK or something during the debate and obv started shitting stats and sweating facts.

surely dom wouldn't do something like that?

Thought you meant our King over the water for a minute

ichleugebojo

love that cocteau twins song

just heard that bollox about the official Conservative party twitter momentarily changed its handle to Fact-Check UK or something during the debate and obv started shitting stats and sweating facts.

meanwhile in cutting-edge libdem central office memeland:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJw6QhZXsAQuJrn?format=jpg

JO SWINSON

Asked this morning why she could never support a Corbyn government, Jo Swinson's first and instant response was that he would not be prepared to order submarine commanders to fire nuclear missiles.
Her constituents might want to think very hard about that before they vote.

— Craig Murray (@CraigMurrayOrg) November 5, 2019

Dammit, the version I read said "fire nuclear missiles at squirrels". Thought it was weird this cock gaining a sense of humour.

the enraged interloper looking in on the prom earlier dismissed it as the "tidal parties". yeah horseshoe and all that yeah yeah. Know what you'd do with a horseshoe Jo, you'd first use it to batter squirrels to death, then the disabled, then some students and then you'd pay me a grand towards a fork-lift truck license course when I'm half dead on a dialysis machine.