Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Xxp Yeah almost anything would have been better than how he didn't deal with that

Gary Naismith is playing centre forward if you want to talk about ancient uncanny entities.

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Tuesday, November 19, 2019 1:03 PM (ten seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's steven "naisy" naismith.

gary naysmith is retired

... Steven should be.

... lol 'Naisy' scores

... which is more Jeronimo Crossbat and Boris did tonight amirite?

Jiminy Crumbum gave the Prince Andrew answer we all needed to hear, basically IDGAF about HRH, the victims of Epstein should be uppermost in our thoughts THANK YOU.

Beyond reproach, ffs

Gtfo Peston “no significant fluffs” my hole

Corbyn didn't do too well. A lot of the time all he had to do was say 'under the last (x) years of this Tory government' or 'you were part of a government that hasn't delivered Brexit' and pressed his point on the chaotic coalitions with the DUP. I am not really sure he did enough of that! And he really should've mentioned broadband whenever Johnson was going on about investment.

This is all even before the non-neutrality on Brexit.

Part of it is also the boos from the cunts on climate change affecting the global south and response to the four-day week, whereas Johnson will gut workers' rights even more. Some of it is his temparement (which isn't mine :-)), he just won't go on the attack so...I hope I'm wrong. Or that this debate won't matter either way.

I'm fairly sure it won't matter at all.

Nobody likes Corbyn and nobody likes Johnson, so otm.

Lines I didn’t expect from #itvdebate: “I have my own damson jam”

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 19, 2019

Neither made an unprecedented misstep as far as I can tell.

Can't believe he didn't give Johnson The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists for Christmas tbh

"Leaving aside your own party preference, who do you think performed best overall in tonight’s debate?"

Boris Johnson - 51%
Jeremy Corbyn - 49%

(Figures rebased to exclude don't knows)

Further results to follow shortly at: https://t.co/begsQeyYOn pic.twitter.com/WHZivErxlE

— YouGov (@YouGov) November 19, 2019

sigh

Ban democracy

I mean… Corbyn could've and should've done better but Johnson's performance was pedestrian.

The good news is we have 1000 more of these debates until now and polling day.

ITV poll said Crombyb 78 Johnson 22 fwiw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJw8gM-WkAQlJOZ?format=jpg&name=900x900

xp he should be so lucky...pedestrian flatters him and he kept just tossing out stuff in desperation like a comedian dying on his arse

Pedestrian… for Boris, who carves a new yardstick of awful every time he opens his mouth, much like his role model from across the pond.

I'm assuming questions submitted by members of the public about Johnson's personal life, morality and honesty are weeded out by the broadcasters beforehand? How many children do you have you lying toerag?

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Just pls no more questions about "but what if you hugged" or whatever

Not a peep about Arcuri either, of course.

we need a lower-rent debate to ask that question

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Omg maybe Corbyn will send Johnny Mc to the debate Boris is skipping?! We can but hope

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

Yes, Corbyn's too gentlemanly, kick the lying cunt in the goolies.

Melts don't like nastiness tho, it makes them sad

#BeKindOnline

Feel free to bring up eating cold beans from the tin by all means...

"this mfer eating beans"

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

not convinced by the approach by johnson of trying to glibly return everything to brexit. he was continually punching one of his own bruises (that people think he is fundamentally unserious and a clown) and one of his party's (that they only have one thing to offer and no wider vision)

why is this the line lolllll

Another clear divide: @jeremycorbyn refuses to back our Monarchy & hints at reform! Our Monarch has been the worlds foremost public servant. @BorisJohnson clear about the positivity of the Monarchy.

— Brandon Lewis for Great Yarmouth (@BrandonLewis) November 19, 2019

LOL let's have more of that!

Hey who doesn't love state-funded sex offenders?

No surprises there.

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/politics/articles-reports/2018/05/18/who-are-monarchists

(From 2018, but still.)

Before I read that I'm guessing senile old cunts from the home counties

It takes a nation of toadies

Heh, I think the use of 'monarchist' there is a bit misleading, it's more that people can't be arsed with too much change and upheaval.

They don't really give that much thought to it.

Toadies, yes, but still not as cretinous as Canadians supporting a foreign state's monarchy.

jo swinson fucking leaping on that nuclear button

and then hyping her environmental credentials in the next breath

Nuclear weapons are low carbon to be fair.

just heard that bollox about the official Conservative party twitter momentarily changed its handle to Fact-Check UK or something during the debate and obv started shitting stats and sweating facts.

surely dom wouldn't do something like that?