Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

He did.

2xp

I can't imagine this debate changing anyone's mind tbh

The state of the audience members groaning about Crombyn mentioning the poor wtf

― help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 bookmarkflaglink

"Oh here he goes again" to Corbyn mentioning floods in other countries -- my god, just gulag the cunt

Yay Family Guy time

(on my fruit break from work [yeah right]) Thread delivers :D

Really respect Corbyn for looking over indignantly at the audience members who laughed when he said climate change disproportionately affects the poorest in the world #LeadersDebate #GeneralElection2019

— Nadine El-Enany (@NadineElEnany) November 19, 2019

I think it was the prospect of a baying mob that convinced me not to watch that shitshow. To escape shitshows and baying mobs I decided to watch Scotland's national football team instead, errrrrrr.

lol

i am watching ancient aliens so i win the evening

Wouldn’t say they were baying, half asleep tbh

Did ancient aliens do Brexit no wait you've already done that one

gotta say that jibbery cronbeef did seem very evasive about his own view on brexit and that did not play well. think it would have been better to try and express his ambivalence, rather than leave him self open to the same accusation again and again

We missed out on:

- why we should keep austerity permanently
- why we need to clamp down on Easter eggs
- why homophobic ex-Tory MPs have been welcomed into the Lib Dems with open arms
- saying the word “bollocks” in a cheeky way

A true loss to history. https://t.co/zBUcH3ZueX

— Calum Sherwood (@CalumSSherwood) November 19, 2019

Gary Naismith is playing centre forward if you want to talk about ancient uncanny entities.

Xxp Yeah almost anything would have been better than how he didn't deal with that

Gary Naismith is playing centre forward if you want to talk about ancient uncanny entities.

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Tuesday, November 19, 2019 1:03 PM (ten seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's steven "naisy" naismith.

gary naysmith is retired

... Steven should be.

... lol 'Naisy' scores

... which is more Jeronimo Crossbat and Boris did tonight amirite?

Jiminy Crumbum gave the Prince Andrew answer we all needed to hear, basically IDGAF about HRH, the victims of Epstein should be uppermost in our thoughts THANK YOU.

Beyond reproach, ffs

Gtfo Peston “no significant fluffs” my hole

Corbyn didn't do too well. A lot of the time all he had to do was say 'under the last (x) years of this Tory government' or 'you were part of a government that hasn't delivered Brexit' and pressed his point on the chaotic coalitions with the DUP. I am not really sure he did enough of that! And he really should've mentioned broadband whenever Johnson was going on about investment.

This is all even before the non-neutrality on Brexit.

Part of it is also the boos from the cunts on climate change affecting the global south and response to the four-day week, whereas Johnson will gut workers' rights even more. Some of it is his temparement (which isn't mine :-)), he just won't go on the attack so...I hope I'm wrong. Or that this debate won't matter either way.

I'm fairly sure it won't matter at all.

Nobody likes Corbyn and nobody likes Johnson, so otm.

Lines I didn’t expect from #itvdebate: “I have my own damson jam”

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 19, 2019

Neither made an unprecedented misstep as far as I can tell.

Can't believe he didn't give Johnson The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists for Christmas tbh

"Leaving aside your own party preference, who do you think performed best overall in tonight’s debate?"

Boris Johnson - 51%
Jeremy Corbyn - 49%

(Figures rebased to exclude don't knows)

Further results to follow shortly at: https://t.co/begsQeyYOn pic.twitter.com/WHZivErxlE

— YouGov (@YouGov) November 19, 2019

sigh

Ban democracy

I mean… Corbyn could've and should've done better but Johnson's performance was pedestrian.

The good news is we have 1000 more of these debates until now and polling day.

ITV poll said Crombyb 78 Johnson 22 fwiw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJw8gM-WkAQlJOZ?format=jpg&name=900x900

xp he should be so lucky...pedestrian flatters him and he kept just tossing out stuff in desperation like a comedian dying on his arse

Pedestrian… for Boris, who carves a new yardstick of awful every time he opens his mouth, much like his role model from across the pond.

I'm assuming questions submitted by members of the public about Johnson's personal life, morality and honesty are weeded out by the broadcasters beforehand? How many children do you have you lying toerag?

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Just pls no more questions about "but what if you hugged" or whatever

Not a peep about Arcuri either, of course.

we need a lower-rent debate to ask that question

McDonnell would've destroyed him

Omg maybe Corbyn will send Johnny Mc to the debate Boris is skipping?! We can but hope

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

Yes, Corbyn's too gentlemanly, kick the lying cunt in the goolies.

Melts don't like nastiness tho, it makes them sad

#BeKindOnline

Feel free to bring up eating cold beans from the tin by all means...

"this mfer eating beans"

McDonnell would've totally mentioned Arcuri or the police being called to his house on the trust question. It was perfect opportunity to turn the melts off Johnson.

not convinced by the approach by johnson of trying to glibly return everything to brexit. he was continually punching one of his own bruises (that people think he is fundamentally unserious and a clown) and one of his party's (that they only have one thing to offer and no wider vision)