Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

The split screen finally proving its worth there lol

I KNOW YOU WANT TO RETURN TO BREXIT MR JOHNSON

johnson talking a lot about “failure to get brexit done” well i couldn’t agree more, you are a failure and you have failed

Jesus ban democracy people are morons

Boris bravely not implementing a cut in corporation tax that exists in his own head

How can Boris not explain the corporation tax u-turn

JEMRYE COBRNY WANTS TO OVERTHROW CAPITALISM

'Have you found a magic money tree, Mr Johnson?'

90% of his answers are like, Brexit and J-j-jemery Cromblyn;;;

fingers on buzzers for the quick fire round

big up jiminy cornbeef

didn’t realise alphie was actually there

god bless the one person at the debate who clapped for "the overthrow of capitalism"

— FDH Ω (@OmarKAwad) November 19, 2019

BEYOND REPROACH is a big claim when people still have Prince Andrew on the front page

He did say the 'institution' though, so he's in the clear.

Gammon numbnutses getting restive at the idea of poverty

Oh you Brexit wanker

Fuck the gammon in the shadows

picture round next

A BOMB A BOMB

The state of the audience members groaning about Crombyn mentioning the poor wtf

Student cock Mr and Mrs be nice to each other fuckwit

How can he not wing this piece of piss question lol

Lol Vote Brexit

Debate needed more stabbing

did he get booed in his summary

Is that it?

Imagine being so morally dead that you cheer for that cunt

He did.

2xp

I can't imagine this debate changing anyone's mind tbh

The state of the audience members groaning about Crombyn mentioning the poor wtf

― help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 bookmarkflaglink

"Oh here he goes again" to Corbyn mentioning floods in other countries -- my god, just gulag the cunt

Yay Family Guy time

(on my fruit break from work [yeah right]) Thread delivers :D

Really respect Corbyn for looking over indignantly at the audience members who laughed when he said climate change disproportionately affects the poorest in the world #LeadersDebate #GeneralElection2019

— Nadine El-Enany (@NadineElEnany) November 19, 2019

I think it was the prospect of a baying mob that convinced me not to watch that shitshow. To escape shitshows and baying mobs I decided to watch Scotland's national football team instead, errrrrrr.

lol

i am watching ancient aliens so i win the evening

Wouldn’t say they were baying, half asleep tbh

Did ancient aliens do Brexit no wait you've already done that one

gotta say that jibbery cronbeef did seem very evasive about his own view on brexit and that did not play well. think it would have been better to try and express his ambivalence, rather than leave him self open to the same accusation again and again

We missed out on:

- why we should keep austerity permanently
- why we need to clamp down on Easter eggs
- why homophobic ex-Tory MPs have been welcomed into the Lib Dems with open arms
- saying the word “bollocks” in a cheeky way

A true loss to history. https://t.co/zBUcH3ZueX

— Calum Sherwood (@CalumSSherwood) November 19, 2019

Gary Naismith is playing centre forward if you want to talk about ancient uncanny entities.

Xxp Yeah almost anything would have been better than how he didn't deal with that

Gary Naismith is playing centre forward if you want to talk about ancient uncanny entities.

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Tuesday, November 19, 2019 1:03 PM (ten seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's steven "naisy" naismith.

gary naysmith is retired

... Steven should be.

... lol 'Naisy' scores

... which is more Jeronimo Crossbat and Boris did tonight amirite?

Jiminy Crumbum gave the Prince Andrew answer we all needed to hear, basically IDGAF about HRH, the victims of Epstein should be uppermost in our thoughts THANK YOU.

Beyond reproach, ffs

Gtfo Peston “no significant fluffs” my hole

Corbyn didn't do too well. A lot of the time all he had to do was say 'under the last (x) years of this Tory government' or 'you were part of a government that hasn't delivered Brexit' and pressed his point on the chaotic coalitions with the DUP. I am not really sure he did enough of that! And he really should've mentioned broadband whenever Johnson was going on about investment.

This is all even before the non-neutrality on Brexit.

Part of it is also the boos from the cunts on climate change affecting the global south and response to the four-day week, whereas Johnson will gut workers' rights even more. Some of it is his temparement (which isn't mine :-)), he just won't go on the attack so...I hope I'm wrong. Or that this debate won't matter either way.

I'm fairly sure it won't matter at all.