Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Weird hearing the applause. They haven’t allowed applause at US election debates since I can remember. not sure how I feel about the Kyle-show vibes. “And after the break, possibly a question about..... Prince Andrew!” audience goes “ooooh”

Lol not sticking around for the runners-up programme

Ian Cunt is raging at Corbyn not getting Boris on every point, you can make your own points but you’ll get shut down by the moderator if you do so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just in terms of pure rhetoric (which is all that matters anyway), Corbyn seems to be handling himself much better than Johnson. Those lopsided glasses are nagl though (no pun intended).

Boris's answer to this one will be a shitshow

Corbyn dealt badly with the Brexit ref question. He should've said he would've been neutral.

yeah that was weird

Yeah I do think he should do everything within his power to dispel claims of nebulousness.

I think he saved it though when he weaved it back into his response on consensual leadership and bringing people together

Boris getting shut down Ben Swain style there

You go ITV, you get Jeremy Kyle. The Beeb will no doubt be out recruiting a pitchfork wielding gammon rentamob for their debate

NO MONEY LEFT note lol

"ah!"

Corbs should just flat say "we are not that party now and fuck them"

The split screen finally proving its worth there lol

I KNOW YOU WANT TO RETURN TO BREXIT MR JOHNSON

johnson talking a lot about “failure to get brexit done” well i couldn’t agree more, you are a failure and you have failed

Jesus ban democracy people are morons

Boris bravely not implementing a cut in corporation tax that exists in his own head

How can Boris not explain the corporation tax u-turn

JEMRYE COBRNY WANTS TO OVERTHROW CAPITALISM

'Have you found a magic money tree, Mr Johnson?'

90% of his answers are like, Brexit and J-j-jemery Cromblyn;;;

fingers on buzzers for the quick fire round

big up jiminy cornbeef

didn’t realise alphie was actually there

god bless the one person at the debate who clapped for "the overthrow of capitalism"

— FDH Ω (@OmarKAwad) November 19, 2019

BEYOND REPROACH is a big claim when people still have Prince Andrew on the front page

He did say the 'institution' though, so he's in the clear.

Gammon numbnutses getting restive at the idea of poverty

Oh you Brexit wanker

Fuck the gammon in the shadows

picture round next

A BOMB A BOMB

The state of the audience members groaning about Crombyn mentioning the poor wtf

Student cock Mr and Mrs be nice to each other fuckwit

How can he not wing this piece of piss question lol

Lol Vote Brexit

Debate needed more stabbing

did he get booed in his summary

Is that it?

Imagine being so morally dead that you cheer for that cunt

He did.

2xp

I can't imagine this debate changing anyone's mind tbh

The state of the audience members groaning about Crombyn mentioning the poor wtf

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"Oh here he goes again" to Corbyn mentioning floods in other countries -- my god, just gulag the cunt

Yay Family Guy time

(on my fruit break from work [yeah right]) Thread delivers :D

Really respect Corbyn for looking over indignantly at the audience members who laughed when he said climate change disproportionately affects the poorest in the world #LeadersDebate #GeneralElection2019

— Nadine El-Enany (@NadineElEnany) November 19, 2019

I think it was the prospect of a baying mob that convinced me not to watch that shitshow. To escape shitshows and baying mobs I decided to watch Scotland's national football team instead, errrrrrr.

lol

i am watching ancient aliens so i win the evening

Wouldn’t say they were baying, half asleep tbh