Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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Solid straight bat on the antisemitism question

Urge to stab rising

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:30 (six years ago)

WILL YOU ADDRESS THE POINT ON THE TRUTH IN POLITICS

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:30 (six years ago)

lol he’s flailing and going back to Brexit already

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:30 (six years ago)

Agree, Simon.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

Ooh no not the nastiness, we mustn't be beastly to murderous nazi cunts

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

Etchingham is having a hell of a time trying to control this cunt.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

ffs meaningless handshake

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

V much enjoying the absence of Jo Swineherd tho

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

Haha that handshake.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

ok I take it back that handshake shit was awful

Simon H., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

Jesus fuck

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

'And possibly… Prince Andrew.' What a cliffhanger.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

I want to destroy my eyeballs

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

Combone should have refused

Then stabbed him

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

lol my kitten keeps whacking my phone out of my hand, he understands something about this car crash I don’t

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

Boris in danger of being directly responsible for at least one knife crime, it seems.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:34 (six years ago)

I know it’s a medical thing but they need to straighten Croynb’s glasses already

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

Weird hearing the applause. They haven’t allowed applause at US election debates since I can remember. not sure how I feel about the Kyle-show vibes. “And after the break, possibly a question about..... Prince Andrew!” audience goes “ooooh”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

Lol not sticking around for the runners-up programme

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

Ian Cunt is raging at Corbyn not getting Boris on every point, you can make your own points but you’ll get shut down by the moderator if you do so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

Just in terms of pure rhetoric (which is all that matters anyway), Corbyn seems to be handling himself much better than Johnson. Those lopsided glasses are nagl though (no pun intended).

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

Boris's answer to this one will be a shitshow

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

Corbyn dealt badly with the Brexit ref question. He should've said he would've been neutral.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:37 (six years ago)

yeah that was weird

Simon H., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

Yeah I do think he should do everything within his power to dispel claims of nebulousness.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

I think he saved it though when he weaved it back into his response on consensual leadership and bringing people together

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Boris getting shut down Ben Swain style there

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:39 (six years ago)

You go ITV, you get Jeremy Kyle. The Beeb will no doubt be out recruiting a pitchfork wielding gammon rentamob for their debate

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:39 (six years ago)

NO MONEY LEFT note lol

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:40 (six years ago)

"ah!"

Simon H., Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

Corbs should just flat say "we are not that party now and fuck them"

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:41 (six years ago)

The split screen finally proving its worth there lol

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:42 (six years ago)

I KNOW YOU WANT TO RETURN TO BREXIT MR JOHNSON

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:42 (six years ago)

johnson talking a lot about “failure to get brexit done” well i couldn’t agree more, you are a failure and you have failed

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:42 (six years ago)

Jesus ban democracy people are morons

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

Boris bravely not implementing a cut in corporation tax that exists in his own head

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:45 (six years ago)

How can Boris not explain the corporation tax u-turn

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:46 (six years ago)

JEMRYE COBRNY WANTS TO OVERTHROW CAPITALISM

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:46 (six years ago)

'Have you found a magic money tree, Mr Johnson?'

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:47 (six years ago)

90% of his answers are like, Brexit and J-j-jemery Cromblyn;;;

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:48 (six years ago)

fingers on buzzers for the quick fire round

Wee Bloabby (NickB), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:48 (six years ago)

big up jiminy cornbeef

Wee Bloabby (NickB), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:49 (six years ago)

didn’t realise alphie was actually there

god bless the one person at the debate who clapped for "the overthrow of capitalism"

— FDH Ω (@OmarKAwad) November 19, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:49 (six years ago)

BEYOND REPROACH is a big claim when people still have Prince Andrew on the front page

gyac, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:50 (six years ago)

He did say the 'institution' though, so he's in the clear.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:50 (six years ago)

Gammon numbnutses getting restive at the idea of poverty

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

Oh you Brexit wanker

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

Fuck the gammon in the shadows

stet, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

picture round next

Wee Bloabby (NickB), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

A BOMB A BOMB

The Man Who Was Thirsty (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 November 2019 20:52 (six years ago)


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