Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/tory-candidate-tenants-tent-field

Nice guy. It'll probably win him votes though.

Like Mr Thomas from Leicester this is another example of the calibre of people being driven out of the Labour Party by the Islingtonian elite.

I don't know how but this kind of thing in that link is what has to be fought against, whether the Tories win or lose.

Former Labour member as well, who quit because of the hard left influence

https://www.politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/labour-party/news/105033/labour-frontbencher-gloria-de-pieros-former

As we’ve seen before, it’s good that these people no longer feel welcome in the party.

Told that billionaire John Caudwell has threatened to leave the UK if Labour wins the election, John McDonnell says: “Tell him to come and have a cup of tea with me.” #r4today

— Kevin Schofield (@PolhomeEditor) November 19, 2019

I’m gonna be drunk if I have ‘Jeremy clears his throat’ in debate bingo tonight.

his voice still playing up ?

Is there a debate bingo going?

- Boris ruffles his hair
- Jeremy looks over his glasses
- cut to shot of aggrieved looking pink man in audience
- Boris mentions “communism”
- Boris’s voice does that strained sounding thing when he gets pissed off
- ISSSSSSSSYOU

- “semi-Marxist”
- “oven ready, bang it in the microwave”

Whoever has 'Get Brexit Done' should have an ambulance and/or saline drip preemptively booked.

Interesting short report on Lab's efforts this election.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/19/momentum-scales-up-for-once-in-a-generation-chance

Tories' activities are reported as having increased but it's mostly under-reported here

lol at all the blue tick anti-wikileaks crew salivating over Aaron Banks’ hacked Twitter messages.

Boris Johnson throwing a few punches before tonight’s proper bout with Jeremy Corbyn. pic.twitter.com/oplh6qK3YM

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) November 19, 2019

xp Lol. 2.29gb of PM's though? I'll pass.

McD's schtick of "just come round for a cup of tea, I'm sure we can sort it out in an afternoon" to everything is praaxis

- “semi-Marxist”
- “oven ready, bang it in the microwave”

Dither/delay, two referendums in one year, 1.2 trillion, pronounces scones wrongly.

If scones are mentioned in this debate ffs

we should have a bingo card for this thread

don't forget "pantomine-gate"

*blobby hurtles on-stage, mark s dead of cans*

- "blobby"
- "blobby blobby blobbby"

*drowns self in drink*

xp fack

He’s ready

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Cz0WJgsjN/

xps instant liver failure

Just been checking the results of the last election in my hometown and such a pity Scottish Labour are so shit because it'd only take a 3% swing from the SNP for Labour to win both seats. More than a pity it's a crime.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJu6vDVWoAMrhaL?format=jpg&name=900x900
Yeah that’s why people didn’t like May or don’t like Swinson.

What is the point of David Aaronovitch these days?

He’s ready

Shocked to be alive in 2019 and see Mr Bobby lurking in a park. And I speak as someone who went to Morecambe's Bobby Land. Flashbacks. pic.twitter.com/ODHY707OG5

— Adam Cumiskey (@cumiskey) November 19, 2019

My investigation for ⁦@Telegraph⁩ in which I discover a sinister trend in the rental market, where some households have been vetting potential tenants for their political views. Brexiteers and Tories are being routinely warned away.

🏠🏠🏠 https://t.co/mWchSaxOUD

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) November 19, 2019

🏠🏠🏠

Doesn't D A realise May got more votes in 2017 than Blair ever got, hardly an electorate shy of voting for a female candidate

xp sinister

lol Charlotte Gill

waaah not liking Tories is the same as redlining

Tories are more likely to embezzle the shared deposit, it's scientific fact

Another masterpiece:

People walking around the Tate Modern in Vote Labour badges. Imagine what would happen if I’d worn a Vote Tory one

— Charlotte Gill (@CharlotteCGill) November 16, 2019

It makesyer fink

Obviously that 6 year old boy who was thrown off a balcony at Tate Modern was wearing one.

pour one out, heaven needed a dodgy fish-faced insurance salesman

https://twitter.com/arron_banks

A sinister trend in the rental market where lefties actually notify a person that they have not been successful as an applicant to live with them explicitly because of their political views as opposed to just not contacting the applicant at all or giving some other reason.

Saw a story like this in the US last year from a right wing hack/blogger and think she even got people to crowdfund her an apartment off the back of it.

Yes, it’s a direct lift from that.

Wasn’t this person posing as a black republican? She claimed to have been oppressed for her beliefs, collected a load of cash, and then admitted it was all lies?

I didn't realise violent struggle sessions were happening at the Tate Modern, happy days!

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/40/590x/corbyn-704626.jpg

An outage map on the site showed the majority of the UK affected.

In response to the issues plaguing the provider, a swathe of customers have migrated to Twitter to vent their frustration.

One said: “Trying to work from home, and Virgin Media is down once again.

just my opinion, but all these Tories being refused houseshares could just go live in a tent in a field.

or the Cities of London and Westminster constituency apparently

were they to exist I mean

just my opinion, but all these Tories being refused houseshares could just go live in a tent in a field.

plenty of ditches still available

https://cdn.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Webmap-2019-v4-2.jpg

the Gulagasto Archipelago is a good reminder to build a fence around this field, it's not a holiday camp!

🚨 Scoop: Boris Johnson set to be replaced by Rishi Sunak in seven-way BBC #ge2019 debate next Friday

PM very unlikely to attend, sending chief secretary to the Treasury in his place.https://t.co/aZvKKoWEw3

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) November 19, 2019

profiles in courage