the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

LuckyTV - Prince Andrew can't have sex. #DWDD pic.twitter.com/RckNng2vqx

— DeWereldDraaitDoor (@dwdd) November 18, 2019

Fergie famously had her debts paid off by a generous donation from...Jeffrey Epstein.

It definitely sounds like the palace had been briefing the press about PA’s innocence, the Giuffre photo being faked, etc, but presumably think that’s unsustainable and it’s better to cut him loose to some extent.

He's going to be trouble for his re-election, isn't he? Oh wait

Stan(OT)M

Prince Andrew: KPMG ends sponsorship of royal's scheme

Just sell them to the Americans, we'll be rid of them and the Yanks will be tickled pink.

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Sunday, November 17, 2019 4:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

send them to us well make them into reality stars its a win win

fwiw the royals are def popular here but like not that popular, like i am a compulsive news follower and i wasnt totally sure how prince andrew fit into the royal family, that he was charles younger brother was my guess but that was just based on deduction, i did just look it up on wikipedia tho

The royals may not be that popular now, but they would be if they'd be sold to America, for sure.

A monarchy might've saved youse from Trump. Except then you'd have a monarchy. Catch 22.

yeah the royals go LA is def something worth looking into

There's another one, Prince Edward - but he's even more anonymous than Andrew, I don't think he's been seen him in about 10 years, that's how it seems anyway.

but to be clear not as part of the government at all just for celebrity purposes

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cross-check/jeffrey-epstein-and-the-decadence-of-science

guys uhh Princess Diana is alive and has been living in NY under an assumed name for 20+ years

i seen her in chinatown at karaoke w tupac

she likes to sing a particular Dave Matthews Band song

All those headlines about Andrew's car crash interview must have made her wince.

lol!

fwiw the royals are def popular here but like not that popular,

uh, network morning programmes in the US spent hours a day jizzing themselves fervently over a royal wedding last year, without ever considering the moderate centrist position that anyone voluntarily choosing to join an organisation that uses homeless ppl as slaves (and then has them physically removed from view before members of the org pass by) ought to have their head placed on a pike alongside their husband's

theyre one group of nearly infinite celebrities the media here covers i mean there are ppl who are famous for posting to instagram who get as much burn

how many people in the country actually have an opportunity to watch the morning shows, though? that’s like, retirees, people staying home with kids, and people stuck in waiting rooms

I’ve seen one once in the last two years and it was when I was waiting for the shuttle to work after dropping my car off for service

if someone is using a dvr to watch Today or w/e they are a sick deviant

Yeah it's called Today ffs if they wanted you to watch it at night they'd call it

morning tv is p fucked up

love when matt christman of podcast notoriety had to watch “the view” for a month after losing a bet

the content is so shallow as to be ephemeral, so the royals... yeah, right up that alley

that was pretty funny i like when ppl write abt horrible things i wld never sit through myself

Every time I've encountered The View it's been shocking how loud it is, like their audio engineer is the same guy who remixed Raw Power the first time and just pushes every slider into the red the entire time.

the fact they get treated as celebrities, instead of as suppurating parasites on the lives of millions of people around the world, suggests that the US would 100% embrace them as the leads of interlocking reality TV shows

(although a revival of their last one wld be my preference)

yeah i think the only thing that cld stop it is theyre prob really boring

that last one in full

I like the John Horgan piece mark s linked

Two federal workers who were on duty the night Jeffrey Epstein killed himself in a Manhattan jail were taken into custody early Tuesday on federal charges related to their alleged failure to check on him, according to a person with knowledge of the matter.

The two federal Bureau of Prisons employees were expected to be charged later in the morning and appear in United States District Court in Manhattan.

The charges would be the first to arise from a criminal inquiry into the death of Mr. Epstein, who hanged himself at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.

The workers came under scrutiny shortly after Mr. Epstein’s death, because they were responsible for monitoring the high-security unit where Mr. Epstein, the disgraced financier who had previously been convicted of sex crimes, was being held.

good morning!

eventually the four guards guarding the two guards who were guarding epstein will "fail" and the two guards will die and then the four guards who let the two guards die will get charged and go to jail and then eight guards etc etc until we all find out the truth

we will be told that all the guards involved were "despondent"

we just need to know which one always lies and which one never does

NEW: Surveillance video shows that besides the two officers charged today, no one entered the SHU -- where Epstein was housed -- at anytime during the night he died, the indictment says. https://t.co/nEFKcWBT5U

— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) November 19, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_noilU08ro

NEW: Surveillance video shows that besides the two officers charged today, no one entered the SHU -- where Epstein was housed -- at anytime during the night he died, the indictment says. https://t.co/nEFKcWBT5U
— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) November 19, 2019

lies!

wasn't the camera broken?

Prince Andrew stepping back from public duties 'for the foreseeable future'... so, er, that's alright then, nothing to see here, new chapter etc.

he wont be waving near a ribbon

How will he cope?

more time for pizza

What sort of "duties" did he even have? Tesco ribbon cuttings with an oversized sword?

Something to do with promoting UK business, i.e., getting to travel round the world, stay in nice hotels, get waited on hand and foot, sleep with 17 year old girls for free

He's basically the BAE Systems sales rep for the Gulf monarchies.

"He has a wide and varied portfolio of work which includes a number of charitable trusts and awards which he has founded, such as The Prince Andrew Charitable Trust, which focuses on supporting young people"

I woke up this morning with this in my head:

It might sound crazy what I'm bout to say
(doo doo doo duh-doo-doo-doo-doo YEAH)
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
(doo doo doo duh-doo-doo-doo-doo YEAH)

Toby Young’s number in Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous Little Black Book. https://t.co/z4seyKkm5Q pic.twitter.com/fqVbz6Qmi6

— Kranky Valli (@krankyvalli) November 21, 2019

every fucking time

Seems like a good person to weirdly hand control of an entire school over to.