Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

and then he patted him on the head and offered him a lollipop

i'm cynical enough about the bbc to think it was a contrived incident tbh.

General Election: Farage says claims Tories bribed Brexit party candidates are 'fact' – live news https://t.co/epV5iuyzao pic.twitter.com/Q9vAnTPKXN

— The Guardian (@guardian) November 17, 2019

what is this guy's deal anyway is he like a quintuple reverse agent or something

he's a busted flush, a corpse in a coffin dreaming he's still alive.

the brookstein endorsement is LOCKED IN, the election is over

I am unashamedly voting Labour this election. I never entered X Factor to win it. I never felt winning X Factor made me special. I've always enjoyed singing but I learned in the short period of fame that a few people have all the power. It's time for real change. https://t.co/GO9jSX6F5y

— Steve Brookstein (@stevebrookstein) November 15, 2019

Waiting til I hear from Pudsey tbh

subo too

.@SusanBoyle @Stormzy
🤝
Voting Labour pic.twitter.com/bdZxkWqtPK

— Scottish Labour (@scottishlabour) November 16, 2019

Steve Brookstein is ...not an endorsement they want

oh dear

Brookstein has been at the centre of several controversies for his opinions on the Twitter social network. In July 2013, he defended child murderer Jon Venables against media scrutiny.[32] On 23 May 2017, after the Manchester Arena bombing, he sparked outrage by suggesting that Theresa May could have been behind the terror attack as a distraction after a difficult day of Tory campaigning.[33] On 29 August 2018, responding to a news story about the increase of self-harm amongst teenage girls, he suggested that bullying "stupid kids" was an alternative to self-harm.[34] Brookstein temporarily deactivated his Twitter account following this incident.

On 15 September 2019 he tweeted “The hypocrisy of gay men discussing HIV is astonishing. They don't like HIV being compared to obesity or smoking. Yes it is unfortunate and treatable but so is obesity and smoking. #GarethThomas”. He was criticised for his lack of empathy towards the former Welsh rugby captain who had been forced to out himself as HIV Undetectable by a tabloid newspaper. His tweet was also deemed homophobic by furious responders to his tweet. He was also challenged for his ignorance of the facts of HIV in 2019.

Pudsey would never come out with this shit

damn i knew if i googled Pudsey would turn out to be dead :(

tbf i said the election was over, i didn’t say labour were gonna win

apropos of nothing, has anyone asked jedward who they’re voting for

pretty sure they're Sinn Fein

Jedward’s constituency elected a Labour TD every year until after their Eurovision appearances. The same small town also produced Brian who won Big Brother 2.

i know a fella whose uncle offered him free room in the apartment complex down by eircom when he moved up to dublin for his first job. yon cunts were the apartment next door, he lasted three days and went off to rent the lower single in a bunkbed on the SCR for half his salary instead.

if i had to guess i figure aontú but id need to sit down and develop the theory

I saw Pudsey on Friday, I should've asked him.

Extremely here for how this is being addressed. No handwringing over very real and legitimate concerns

Moraes said: “Gove is lying and I think they are going to continue lying for the campaign. The line that Gove used about ‘paying into’ the NHS is really an old-style racist trope and is designed to target Labour marginals where the vote is about leave or remain.

“You can’t pay into the NHS even if you wanted to. Michael Gove knows only too well that free movement is the new immigration and if you can conflate the two and throw in something about Aussie-style points system, you are saying to voters: ‘We will control EU migration, all the millions of “EU wasters”. We’re blocking them and the only brown and black people who come in will be heart surgeons or tech people.’ That’s the psychology of this, and it’s lethal.”

yeah, that's 100% great

Also, this train video is 100% a Corbyn-McDonnell production. Like why is Klopp in there?!

It's time to bring Britain's railways into the 21st century pic.twitter.com/NLgoic4QDI

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) November 18, 2019

lol at fred savage giving a hearty thumbs-up

good video, good messaging - labour are really doing well at drip-feeding all this positive stuff, so when i do vote libdem next month it will be with such a heavy heart

Ya, must reluctantly conclude that a labour vote in my constituency of Kensington and Chelsea would be a waste #winning here

real headz know to vote Notebook

Simon Notebook finished up writing his conclusions on the case. He liked to write in French, something about the language gave him a sense of clarity. Janet didn't speak French, but they had a telepathic connection, everyone in the team was razor sharp, both with the banter but also the smarts. Two steps ahead at all times, she was one smart cookie, she just knew. She was going places alright, the Met would come calling soon enough. "Yass Kween" he chuckled under his breath. He wasn't quite ready to use it yet, but it was right there in his bullet point journal. Under 'Y'. Soon the time would come for him to use it, just a question of deploying successfully, at the most appropriate moment. He idly flicked to 'I'. 'Insane in the membrane, Janet Civils got a playne". He had planned to do it at the karaoke last Christmas, but came down with IBS and had to miss it. He underlined it, with a undulating wavy sort of line that reminded him of the sea in Dorset. Double underlying of "playne" for emphasis. It bugged him that it didn't rhyme properly, did it give it an extra fizz, or was it corny Still got a month to figure out some alternatives. Notebook liked alternatives, being able to switch plans at short notice was what made him stand out

We'll do it this time, Notebook, don't you worry!

Incredible that Klopp is in that video.

Could be divisive for fans of MCFC, MUFC, EFC, et al.

Btw if anyone knows if you can get speculaasbrokken in London, please let me know where!

― gyac, Sunday, November 17, 2019 6:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

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Your best bet would probably be Hema I think! They've quite some Dutch 'December treats' in London shops, it seems.

There's this place in Highgate but that seems to be mostly about spices etc to make your own.

anvil is now obligated to do at least one of those every two or three days

Ty LBI! My friend appreciates that link!

Paul Mason is a bit dodge these days but this amused me (from his twitter):
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJph5CAXkAYxZcw?format=jpg&name=large

xp separate thread tbh

(That is not an insult, I just don’t want to run the wrath of the “this thread doesn’t spoon feed me opinions enough” crowd)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJpjM1gWkAUYpJ_?format=jpg&name=large

I blsme Jryenm Cromblyn

it's a cruse

good tweet

if there's a chill sent through your bostdroom, don't be alarmed now

how is governt fromed

meanwhile, in fife, a gammon eruption

Look at the state of the @brexitparty_uk candidate standing in Glenrothes - crusading against lesbians, rampant youths and all those without god in their lives. @courier_fife @GlenrothesGaz @KingdomFMNews 👉 pic.twitter.com/U7A9QTV74p

— Jenny Gilruth (@JennyGilruth) November 18, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJqHRNtXkAAEK08?format=jpg&name=large
Really weird the amount of shit Angela Rayner gets when this is the actual Education Secretary.

FREEDOM FRIES

xxp Can't be a nationalist without some wacky idea of what your national culture is

Worth reminding yourself that Christian fundamentalist loonies in NI and the US can usually trace their ancestry back to Scotland.

this is one of the top 3 things I like to blame Scottish people for tbh

Fuck knows why he's getting involved

The Establishment always look after their own https://t.co/8emICZWpZg

— Owen REGISTER TO VOTE Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) November 18, 2019

just one of scotland's many world-beating inventions #whaslikeus xxp

class solidarity is a helluva drug xp

if i didn't know better i'd suggest there's an orchestrated campaign to throw andrew under the bus

Former David Cameron aide Rohan Silva says Prince Andrew used the n-word in a meeting in 2012. "Well if you'll pardon the expression, that really is the n* in the woodpile," he reportedly said. #PrinceAndrew https://t.co/X523IKLuGL

— Nadine White (@Nadine_Writes) November 18, 2019

another fuck kuennsberg day is it

She’s one of my three

she could have mentioned that Corbz referred to boris as "the warm up act" at the CBI.

What's the opposite of warm up act? Negmeister?

meanwhile, in glasgow... whatever the fuck this is

The Scottish Lib Dem leader going to great lengths to get your vote this morning. pic.twitter.com/p3hDTBsOId

— Ewan Petrie (@stvewan) November 18, 2019

And who doesn’t want to see a political party leader running down a lane with a parrot? pic.twitter.com/g7sEIL9kw8

— Ewan Petrie (@stvewan) November 18, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/njRqw55.jpg