the jeffrey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

Imagine if the queen died now

Just sell them to the Americans, we'll be rid of them and the Yanks will be tickled pink.

We only want the young and tender ones, not the ones you've spoiled.

Take it to the epstein thread oh hang on

Tom D can you not confine this bugaboo of yours to a single thread

why would Americans be tickled pink by owning any part of this silliness

TMZ catches a rare nip slip from The Queen. Tune in at 9

nip slips more usually occur during the duke of edinburgh’s visits to the far east

I would like to see the queen take part in the wwe, like mae young.

it's not been deeply covered in the uk -- standard-issue media-royalty omerta

This seems to be tottering a bit at the moment - the Sun has 'EXCLUSIVE You couldn’t make this one up! Prince Andrew attended church with the Queen this morning and told her his disastrous TV interview was “a great success”.'

Though the Daily Mail is still loyal: "Andrew: my regret over TV interview. EXCLUSIVE: After controversial grilling, prince tells friends of his sympathy for paedophile Epstein's victims"

This time, he really messed up royally

'i have nothing but sympathy for the victims of epstein, some of whom were also my victims' reveals brave andrew in exclusive new chat

Lol

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/17/meetings-rehearsals-and-approval-from-mum-newsnights-prince-andrew-coup

Friends of Jason Stein, who worked as the prince’s press adviser for little more than a fortnight, confirmed that he told Andrew not to do the interview shortly before leaving his position by mutual consent last month.

look i'm not saying that jason 'jeffrey ep' stein was actually a deep state agent working to sacrifice the prince to keep other, more powerful figures in power, but i'm not not saying it either

lol

missed this yesterday, huge congrats to everyone at the new york post

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJmePx6XUAA7qDZ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

had this condition explained to me yesterday, apparently you can tamp down sweat in *very specific areas* with botox injections

i asked if entire-body botox injections wd work against yr health interests (like the lady painted all in gold in GOLDFINGER) but this sidetracked us into ranking the successful lies of fiction giant ian "i fib a lot" fleming

being shot at in the falklands is, of course, the biggest botox injection of all

anyway the queen has hated PA since the fergie debacle and is totes happy to ditch relatives (= her uncle) who threaten to undermine the project, as seen in recent far left drama THE CROWN

that fergie debacle in full

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD33ii01kXI

london bridge is down

LuckyTV - Prince Andrew can't have sex. #DWDD pic.twitter.com/RckNng2vqx

— DeWereldDraaitDoor (@dwdd) November 18, 2019

Fergie famously had her debts paid off by a generous donation from...Jeffrey Epstein.

It definitely sounds like the palace had been briefing the press about PA’s innocence, the Giuffre photo being faked, etc, but presumably think that’s unsustainable and it’s better to cut him loose to some extent.

He's going to be trouble for his re-election, isn't he? Oh wait

Stan(OT)M

Prince Andrew: KPMG ends sponsorship of royal's scheme

Just sell them to the Americans, we'll be rid of them and the Yanks will be tickled pink.

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Sunday, November 17, 2019 4:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

send them to us well make them into reality stars its a win win

fwiw the royals are def popular here but like not that popular, like i am a compulsive news follower and i wasnt totally sure how prince andrew fit into the royal family, that he was charles younger brother was my guess but that was just based on deduction, i did just look it up on wikipedia tho

The royals may not be that popular now, but they would be if they'd be sold to America, for sure.

A monarchy might've saved youse from Trump. Except then you'd have a monarchy. Catch 22.

yeah the royals go LA is def something worth looking into

There's another one, Prince Edward - but he's even more anonymous than Andrew, I don't think he's been seen him in about 10 years, that's how it seems anyway.

but to be clear not as part of the government at all just for celebrity purposes

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cross-check/jeffrey-epstein-and-the-decadence-of-science

guys uhh Princess Diana is alive and has been living in NY under an assumed name for 20+ years

i seen her in chinatown at karaoke w tupac

she likes to sing a particular Dave Matthews Band song

All those headlines about Andrew's car crash interview must have made her wince.

lol!

fwiw the royals are def popular here but like not that popular,

uh, network morning programmes in the US spent hours a day jizzing themselves fervently over a royal wedding last year, without ever considering the moderate centrist position that anyone voluntarily choosing to join an organisation that uses homeless ppl as slaves (and then has them physically removed from view before members of the org pass by) ought to have their head placed on a pike alongside their husband's

theyre one group of nearly infinite celebrities the media here covers i mean there are ppl who are famous for posting to instagram who get as much burn

how many people in the country actually have an opportunity to watch the morning shows, though? that’s like, retirees, people staying home with kids, and people stuck in waiting rooms

I’ve seen one once in the last two years and it was when I was waiting for the shuttle to work after dropping my car off for service

if someone is using a dvr to watch Today or w/e they are a sick deviant

Yeah it's called Today ffs if they wanted you to watch it at night they'd call it

morning tv is p fucked up

love when matt christman of podcast notoriety had to watch “the view” for a month after losing a bet

the content is so shallow as to be ephemeral, so the royals... yeah, right up that alley

that was pretty funny i like when ppl write abt horrible things i wld never sit through myself

Every time I've encountered The View it's been shocking how loud it is, like their audio engineer is the same guy who remixed Raw Power the first time and just pushes every slider into the red the entire time.

the fact they get treated as celebrities, instead of as suppurating parasites on the lives of millions of people around the world, suggests that the US would 100% embrace them as the leads of interlocking reality TV shows

(although a revival of their last one wld be my preference)

yeah i think the only thing that cld stop it is theyre prob really boring

that last one in full

I like the John Horgan piece mark s linked