Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

xp I refuse to watch this because I already have enough problems with how he says “issyoo”, does he say “sconn” instead of “scown”

No wonder this country is such an angry, nihilistic, irrational place when every policy that might actually improve people's lives is immediately shot down by people who should know better

bingo. but it's not about knowing better, it's about clinging to your class interests, like any shift of the balance of power could create a momentum that terrifies them

rawnsley has always been bad not good

it'll be good to remember in the nuclear winter of despair come December 13th that campaigns like these are where all the masks slip for a moment and you get to see the vampire establishment for what they really are, Rawnsley is one more nothing but the steady queue of these scumbags doing their best to piss out any hope and any will for change is a lesson to hold on to.

xp I refuse to watch this because I already have enough problems with how he says “issyoo”, does he say “sconn” instead of “scown”

sconn is the right way! Worse than that, he chooses Eastenders over Corrie, I might not vote Labour now.

you can take the boy out of London

xp

/xp I refuse to watch this because I already have enough problems with how he says “issyoo”, does he say “sconn” instead of “scown”/

sconn is the right way! Worse than that, he chooses Eastenders over Corrie, I might not vote Labour now.

where does a bitter old crumpled tosser like Rawnsley (whose whole unique selling thingy was being a New Labour insider) go when the soil over NL's grave has been thoroughly tramped firm and there is a urine bleached stripe right down the middle of the gravestone. he could start stanning for the fiscally neo-lib, socially centre-right squirrel killer, but that still wouldn't be like the old magic days of being the special one that get's drip fed a bit more Campbell spin than most other broadsheet hacks did.

on the politically homeless scale he's been so reduced in status by the death of New Labour (;﹏;)

scown?

s-cow-n?

scown the means of production

I've been a lifelong sconn-sayer but how can I vote for Jammy Crumpets?

i've always believed that there's room in the Labour Party for all pronunciations of the word "scone" but i cannot bring myself to vote for notorious antiscoonite Jarmy Crowbar

real heads know it’s pronounced ‘skoon’

heavens, it's pronounced 'roundcake' you oiks

scones are just edible paperweights. I'm minced pies till the death.

macaroni pies or gtfo

can delicately nibble at macaroni pies off the plate whilst requesting more tea from the vicar?

fuck's sake dude i want a mince pie now and i'm fucked if i'm going to the shop in the dark

best snack going when you need a quick energy boost without having to resort to any kitchen work.

i may be going to the shop in the dark, the craving is strong

find myself craving stollen more than mince pies these days

stollen goods

The foodstuff is "sconn"

The Scottish village is "skoon"

Thank you.

i've not been feeling v stolleny lately but my appetite is weird

always got time for a lebkuchen tho

scone outta dat

Btw if anyone knows if you can get speculaasbrokken in London, please let me know where!

Aldi are doing massive pan d’oro for £3.49 right now, just in case you’re after 750g of very bitey sweet bread covered in vanilla powdered sugar. Probably have speculoos spread too, next to the fake Nutella.

you don't get this level of incisive commentary on the Trump threads

xp Aldi is great for speculaas alright but I am assured by my friend that it’s different (more cakey than biscuity?)

not only have i got mince pies but Bacardi Spiced was on offer, glad i made the effort now

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1.5 million people have registered to vote in the first two weeks, more than double 2017

!

guy i've played cricket with many times (and given lbw for 0, much to his anger) is a BXP candidate haha

jesus, there is an audible "you did very well" from Marr at the end of his Corbyn interview before the credits rolled this morning.

and then he patted him on the head and offered him a lollipop

i'm cynical enough about the bbc to think it was a contrived incident tbh.

General Election: Farage says claims Tories bribed Brexit party candidates are 'fact' – live news https://t.co/epV5iuyzao pic.twitter.com/Q9vAnTPKXN

— The Guardian (@guardian) November 17, 2019

what is this guy's deal anyway is he like a quintuple reverse agent or something

he's a busted flush, a corpse in a coffin dreaming he's still alive.

the brookstein endorsement is LOCKED IN, the election is over

I am unashamedly voting Labour this election. I never entered X Factor to win it. I never felt winning X Factor made me special. I've always enjoyed singing but I learned in the short period of fame that a few people have all the power. It's time for real change. https://t.co/GO9jSX6F5y

— Steve Brookstein (@stevebrookstein) November 15, 2019

Waiting til I hear from Pudsey tbh

subo too

.@SusanBoyle @Stormzy
🤝
Voting Labour pic.twitter.com/bdZxkWqtPK

— Scottish Labour (@scottishlabour) November 16, 2019

Steve Brookstein is ...not an endorsement they want

oh dear

Brookstein has been at the centre of several controversies for his opinions on the Twitter social network. In July 2013, he defended child murderer Jon Venables against media scrutiny.[32] On 23 May 2017, after the Manchester Arena bombing, he sparked outrage by suggesting that Theresa May could have been behind the terror attack as a distraction after a difficult day of Tory campaigning.[33] On 29 August 2018, responding to a news story about the increase of self-harm amongst teenage girls, he suggested that bullying "stupid kids" was an alternative to self-harm.[34] Brookstein temporarily deactivated his Twitter account following this incident.

On 15 September 2019 he tweeted “The hypocrisy of gay men discussing HIV is astonishing. They don't like HIV being compared to obesity or smoking. Yes it is unfortunate and treatable but so is obesity and smoking. #GarethThomas”. He was criticised for his lack of empathy towards the former Welsh rugby captain who had been forced to out himself as HIV Undetectable by a tabloid newspaper. His tweet was also deemed homophobic by furious responders to his tweet. He was also challenged for his ignorance of the facts of HIV in 2019.

Pudsey would never come out with this shit

damn i knew if i googled Pudsey would turn out to be dead :(

tbf i said the election was over, i didn’t say labour were gonna win

apropos of nothing, has anyone asked jedward who they’re voting for

pretty sure they're Sinn Fein

Jedward’s constituency elected a Labour TD every year until after their Eurovision appearances. The same small town also produced Brian who won Big Brother 2.

i know a fella whose uncle offered him free room in the apartment complex down by eircom when he moved up to dublin for his first job. yon cunts were the apartment next door, he lasted three days and went off to rent the lower single in a bunkbed on the SCR for half his salary instead.

if i had to guess i figure aontú but id need to sit down and develop the theory