Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Congratulations calz!

Will free movement end after Brexit? Corbyn: “There will be a great deal of movement”. Also confirms family reunion will be guaranteed for all migrants. Looks like a 50/50 fudge between Abbott and Mccluskey wings #Marr

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 17, 2019

Also missed him getting ratioed over this:

Down at Oxshott station at 6,30am talking to residents - delivering our new leaflet setting out my local priorities, and ⁦@Conservatives⁩ plans to unleash Britain’s potential. pic.twitter.com/OecgeRMdKH

— Dominic Raab (@DominicRaab) November 15, 2019

why are tories constitutionally incapable of taking group selfies that don’t have powerful ‘you just woke up hanging on a meathook and these ghouls are leering at you’ vibes

Kantar 7-11 Nov, re-weighted with 2017 age turnout:

CON: 34% (-3)
LAB: 30% (+3)
LDEM: 17% (-)
BREX: 8% (-)
GRN: 4% (+1)
SNP: 3% (-)

Chgs w/ Kantar 7-11 Nov, 2019 estimated turnout

— Rune Holm (@runehol) November 17, 2019

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I see Raab is on Marr, I know he’s foreign secretary but he is honestly just...not good at this.

They got rid of safe, if boring, media performers like Hammond and Gauke and are now forced to rely on headbangers like Raab and Kwarteng or dumbasses like Cleverley - or, indeed, Priti Patel who manages to combine the two. Gove might make you retch every time you see him but at least he's adept at the handling the media. I don't think Labour are that much better though tbh.

Clive Lewis is generally very good and able to handle himself and he’s had a few appearances so far this campaign

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why are tories constitutionally incapable of taking group selfies that don’t have powerful ‘you just woke up hanging on a meathook and these ghouls are leering at you’ vibes

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— michael (@Sisyphusa) November 17, 2019

Thurston Moore!

Not a poll expert but direction of travel is the thing to watch out for - and they basically all agree Labour is gaining.

― gyac, Saturday, 16 November 2019 bookmarkflaglink

When I said "three weeks" it was also to say how I think the gap can be narrowed considerably as we get to it. No idea about numbers, and whether Lab can form a coalition with those.

what no Michael Sheen on that list?

nailed it xxp

er, xp to gyac’s get out tweet

Thurston Moore (Fathers4justice)

Thurston Moore v. Tony Parsons televised debate or gtf.

i killed parsons w/my big fuckin d!ck

Banky and Lowkey, together at last

Get him!

So @SamGyimah I have given you over 40 hours to withdraw allegations that are dangerous to me and my volunteers. You have not responded.

My letter attached below.

I was genuinely hoping you'd show integrity. But no. I will have to report this to the police. pic.twitter.com/9H0NHANCkf

— Emma Dent Coad (@emmadentcoad) November 17, 2019

when I'm out campaigning on the doorsteps of Merthyr Tydfil all I keep hearing is: i don't know what to think until i've heard Thurston Moore's take on this

steve shelley’s silence on this critically important issue becomes more damning with every passing minute

Lee is FBPE

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Boaby G must be kicking himself he never got to sign that letter - especially as his mates, Brian and Yanis are on it.

wouldn't want to be in the trenches wi' that wee doss cunt watching your back!

the last decade of British punditry neatly encapsulated here: wealthy courtiers and flunkeys pompously telling the lower orders that their lives can never meaningfully improve pic.twitter.com/rK2miKx7lg

— tom (@malaiseforever) November 17, 2019

that fucking guy

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I love this - it’s so natural and wholesome - but he pronounces scone incorrectly. Disappointed @jeremycorbyn pic.twitter.com/y988lfewYU

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 17, 2019

No wonder this country is such an angry, nihilistic, irrational place when every policy that might actually improve people's lives is immediately shot down by people who should know better.

Literally anything no matter how small, like abolishing hospital parking fees is apparently too difficult to achieve for people who also advocate the state developing something less ambitious, like a new nuclear defence system.

xp I refuse to watch this because I already have enough problems with how he says “issyoo”, does he say “sconn” instead of “scown”

No wonder this country is such an angry, nihilistic, irrational place when every policy that might actually improve people's lives is immediately shot down by people who should know better

bingo. but it's not about knowing better, it's about clinging to your class interests, like any shift of the balance of power could create a momentum that terrifies them

rawnsley has always been bad not good

it'll be good to remember in the nuclear winter of despair come December 13th that campaigns like these are where all the masks slip for a moment and you get to see the vampire establishment for what they really are, Rawnsley is one more nothing but the steady queue of these scumbags doing their best to piss out any hope and any will for change is a lesson to hold on to.

xp I refuse to watch this because I already have enough problems with how he says “issyoo”, does he say “sconn” instead of “scown”

sconn is the right way! Worse than that, he chooses Eastenders over Corrie, I might not vote Labour now.

you can take the boy out of London

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/xp I refuse to watch this because I already have enough problems with how he says “issyoo”, does he say “sconn” instead of “scown”/

sconn is the right way! Worse than that, he chooses Eastenders over Corrie, I might not vote Labour now.

where does a bitter old crumpled tosser like Rawnsley (whose whole unique selling thingy was being a New Labour insider) go when the soil over NL's grave has been thoroughly tramped firm and there is a urine bleached stripe right down the middle of the gravestone. he could start stanning for the fiscally neo-lib, socially centre-right squirrel killer, but that still wouldn't be like the old magic days of being the special one that get's drip fed a bit more Campbell spin than most other broadsheet hacks did.

on the politically homeless scale he's been so reduced in status by the death of New Labour (;﹏;)

scown?

s-cow-n?

scown the means of production

I've been a lifelong sconn-sayer but how can I vote for Jammy Crumpets?

i've always believed that there's room in the Labour Party for all pronunciations of the word "scone" but i cannot bring myself to vote for notorious antiscoonite Jarmy Crowbar

real heads know it’s pronounced ‘skoon’

heavens, it's pronounced 'roundcake' you oiks

scones are just edible paperweights. I'm minced pies till the death.

macaroni pies or gtfo

can delicately nibble at macaroni pies off the plate whilst requesting more tea from the vicar?

fuck's sake dude i want a mince pie now and i'm fucked if i'm going to the shop in the dark

best snack going when you need a quick energy boost without having to resort to any kitchen work.

i may be going to the shop in the dark, the craving is strong

find myself craving stollen more than mince pies these days