Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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IM IN UR COOCH

SHOOTIN ALL MY SPRMS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE TEH TITTIES AT?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

GO WEB GO!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha GO GO GADGET COCK!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

"You forgot Poland."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of a friend was once dared (on a very laddish holiday) to shout "You lucky,lucky bitch!", whilst shagging his latest conquest. I never did find out what the woman's reaction was...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

why say anything, when there's no one there to hear it?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

"....and BOOM goes the dynamite!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

are you deaf?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

"xpost"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

"Well done, Bigtrack!"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

"THAT'S A SPICEY MEAT BALL!"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

i never looked at it that way before
xpost

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

and of course:

"i never looked at it that way before"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

"i'd buy THAT for a dollar"

― matlewis (matlewis), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLE at "You lucky, lucky bitch!" WHAT A CLASS ACT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm totally making a mental list of my favorites in the event that i ever have sex again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

"I aint got time to bleed."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

"And now you have herpes"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have pictures of baby SEALS!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

anything, as long as it's in the swedish chef's voice.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Looks like Christgau was wrong again."

― p@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

literally any line "Peace Frog"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

*from

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

BEL BIV DEVOE

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Autobots, roll out!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

"COBRA!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

"SHAI HALUD!"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Slam your body down and zig a zig ahhh"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

― Bnad (Bnad), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

HONGRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 16 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

Hehe, now I know what she means by "Pearly Dewdrops Drops" ......

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

"THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS.... HOOOOOOO!!!!!"

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Sunday, 18 June 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

'I'm 20 deep, my boys are coming.'"

― The Dusty Baker Selection (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, Jesus, I'm sorry.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

"HALT. HAMMERZEIT"

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

also, nickalicious wins.

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 14th, 2003.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

(must be said in alan partridge voice)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

"pwned!"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

*Legend of Zelda puzzle solved sound*

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

although Michael White arguably wins harder:

I wonder why people don't refer to a vagina as a "taco" more often. I like it.

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

-- n.a. (nu...), August 26th, 2004.

BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING?

It's cute! And what's more fun than eating tacos?

-- Harold Media (killc...), August 26th, 2004.

Shoving your dick in one?

-- Michael White (mwwhites...), August 26th, 2004.

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Dad's right, Sis, you're better than Mom!"

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

IT BURNS IT BURNS

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

BUSTA RHYMES

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

"you're it"

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

"1 comment by ned raggett"

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

but i think this may actually be it

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

"Surrender Dorothy!"

― DavidM* (unreal), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

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