Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

pure salt of the earth, every last man jack of 'em, i'd wager xp

xp

the government was installing and maintaining the actual fucking phonelines for most of the 20th century tbf

tbf one Tom pretends to be spidey t'other one spins webs of deceit about his lack of qualifications for his job apparently!

look public school historian Tom Holland has a degree in English and wrote some books about vampires he is totally a proper historian

B B is probably about the sexiest fucking policy since the government invaded farmers land with their army of pylons and told them to get fucked if they didn't like it!

i remind myself which tom is which by remembering that spider-man is - famously - the one who looks as if he's trying to keep a frog from escaping his mouth at all times

eg

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Li9Wvxl2vQlCqX0bui_KpAHaD6%26pid%3DApi&f=1

my main concern is living in a city that's had an effective private monopoly running its telecommunications since they sold off our council-run company, we still can't get chomped by all the other sharks even if we wanted to

this is giving me a warm glow rn

Boris Johnson Gets Out of London and Talks to People Who Are Not Rich Remainers: The Essential Collection pic.twitter.com/hiWmevog9T

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) November 14, 2019

lol Trump is visiting the week before the election

Just yelled: no more of this fucking Tory shite at this address please and learn to shut a fucking gate properly, whilst ripping up the leaflet in front of some campaigners. Christ, this election is turning me into an angry old nutcase! It is all Labour's fault for not sending me a window poster yet.

Corbyn has the Atomic Kitten vote!

Fiy4z Mugh4l is my friend’s brother, can categorically tell you that everyone else in his family are hardcore Labour.

corbyn destroyed

As a lifelong Labour supporter, a current member of the Liberal Democrats and a dedicated Remainer & Europhile, requesting the local Conservative party (whom, as a solid Labour man to my bones, I hate) place this sign in my front garden gave me absolutely no pleasure whatsoever. pic.twitter.com/BPZVkMslVo

— Oliver Laughdugry #BeKindOnline #FBPE #ABTV #Peopl (@laughdugrylegal) November 15, 2019

As a lifelong Labour supporter, a current member of the Liberal Democrats

Exsqueeze me?

nb this is what the young people call "a joke"

just doing my bit to #BeKindOnline

Arsenal 🙏

What will Corbyn nationalise next?

— CCHQ Press Office (@CCHQPress) November 15, 2019

Wants to remain and loves Europe so much he's voting and campaigning for a hard Brexit...

— David Murray, Revoker #FBPE #GTTO 🇪🇺🌹☂️ (@david707x) November 15, 2019

Shut up.

— Oliver Laughdugry #BeKindOnline #FBPE #ABTV #Peopl (@laughdugrylegal) November 15, 2019

lol

got "Revoker" stuck in my head to the tune of "Debaser" now

Oliver Laughdugry is a joy.

This is Cassie, our beautiful pet, a black & white pitbull mix. Heartbreakingly she was put down today. She led a good life but unfortunately my all consuming commitment to fighting brexit has meant I no longer have time for a dog. Blame for this tragedy lies with Jeremy Corbyn. pic.twitter.com/tb44bfbo7X

— Oliver Laughdugry #BeKindOnline #FBPE #ABTV #Peopl (@laughdugrylegal) August 22, 2018

Yeah right.

I’ve almost always voted Labour. I can’t this time. Here’s why, for me, it would be morally unconscionable to do so under the party’s current leadership (for @CapX). https://t.co/bUQsK8l5jC

— Oliver Kamm (@OliverKamm) November 15, 2019

omg xp

profiles in courage

At least he admits its just class self-interest talking.

"I voted Labour for most of my life despite being totally against any attempt to change the balance of economic power".

I was once on a panel with Corbyn many years ago when the moderator cited some ferociously anti-Semitic invective by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, then president of Iran and an overt Holocaust denier. Corbyn was directly in my line of sight and he showed not a flicker of emotion. In responding, he made no mention of these inflammatory remarks but simply carried on with his castigation of the supposed imperialist designs of the United States and its allies on the region.

hard to argue with impeccably sourced and reported evidence like this tbh

Must stop reading handwringing bourgeois entitlement on Twitter for my sanity's sake.

One reason above all, however, makes a Labour vote impossible for me. Perhaps I can give a little personal background. I was once on a panel with Corbyn many years ago when the moderator cited some ferociously anti-Semitic invective by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, then president of Iran and an overt Holocaust denier. Corbyn was directly in my line of sight and he showed not a flicker of emotion. In responding, he made no mention of these inflammatory remarks but simply carried on with his castigation of the supposed imperialist designs of the United States and its allies on the region. I realised at that moment that Corbyn lacked the visceral revulsion for anti-Semitism that he ought to possess. I attributed it to an incomprehensible lack of imagination.

It's not even worth it tbf but this is such bs. It also completely contradicts his "I voted Labour up until 2017 but CANT ANYMORE NOW", as this cold, harsh emotionless event happened "many years ago".

Oliver Kamm phils quite cross about voting for Labour, is it?

Under Jeremy Corbyn’s titular leadership

leftover sentence fragment from draft of corbyn bimbofication erotica

oily kumm fuck off challenge

Honest to god I get less stressed about gammony mates posting "Corbyn Loves the RA" gifs than I do about these fucking weasels explaining why they'd do anything for social democracy but they won't do that.

If you guys really insist on dredging up every piece of effluent that this sewer throws up then by all means continue to do so but why bother when this exists?

sad to hear corbyn has nationalised your mum

— Notorious HRT (@The__Biscuit) November 15, 2019

*nods sagely* good points, chris

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJaQTYuXkAI2s4N?format=jpg&name=medium

lol Trump is visiting the week before the election

― gyac, Friday, 15 November 2019 14:44 (fifty-seven minutes ago) link

lmao, for real? Sometimes he makes it hard to hate him as much as one should

The NATO Summit takes place in London in the first week of December. It's an absolute clusterfuck waiting to happen for numerous reasons.

perfect timing 👌🏻

Do you think in Chris Leslie's more lucid moments it occurs to him that it is exactly that whole 'you can't expect too much from us' approach that installed Corbyn in the first place and kept him there?

no

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Worst take of the day

In all seriousness, this makes a mockery of legitimate, life-dependent human rights, like, I don't know, the freedom of religion. But I guess Labour are too far gone on that one. https://t.co/Oc53WWgrqv

— Will Tanner (@Will_Tanner) November 15, 2019

While I don't really want this thread to become like the USpol threads (impotently mocking the tweets of our enemies for 900 posts a week), there is some god-tier shithead content coming out today

I mean this thread has at least three big advantages over the US politics threads I can think of...

And yeah, point taken, but it remains completely insane. I don’t think I’ll ever get used to it.

MENA is where the real headz hang out

just been youtubing the leadership debate from 2015 where Corbz rinses Cooper in a discussion on PFI's/quantitative easing, where she gets increasingly angry but doesn't manage to land one blow on him and all her pro PFI/austerity lite arguments have aged so badly, her fiscal credibility is way to the right of the current tories and Corbz is sounding just about where he is now.

I love cunt chicken season. feel like the manifesto is going to include some proper piss boilers and I am here for it

Successful domination of the news cycle for an entire day though. They should drop one policy a day for the rest of the campaign.

I feel like the manifesto is going to be packed full of goodies, like an excellent advent calendar

Are the Tories even going to attempt their own one this time?