Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

lol crobonym's NKVD will monitor your every online interaction also it's outrageous that Rebecca Long Bailey refuses to do that

Johnson burbling on about Labour's 'crazed communist' broadband. God, they are so fucking dumb. Who do they think that kind of language is appealing to?

Not tech nerds with money, that’s for sure!

omg he legit just claimed Labour is opposed to home ownership

god imagine a government capable of monitoring your every keystroke and online interaction, maybe even with the full collaboration of private corporations with whom we willingly share our fingerprints and faces, what a totalitarian nightmare that would be

we're surely only a day or two away from boris claiming that corbyn will force us to share toothbrushes

Whatever Johnson's brushing with it ain't enough

xp or marrows

I caught some of Labour's broadband policy press conference at gym and, when asked about Swinson ruling out supporting a Lab govt and whether he'd do any deals with the Lib Dems, Corbyn replied he wouldn't be working with 'pro-austerity parties' and I literally punched the air.

— How Upsetting (@How_Upsetting) November 15, 2019

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Really kicking myself I didn’t carry on renewing dotcommunism dot com for the past 15 years.

British Broadband is obv going to be very very popular, and so far the lines of attack against it from the right are music to ears because they have got a cogent argument against it and just makes them look desperate and shitting it.

@BBCPolitics this is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/FQOfiBq3va

— Joel - VOTE LABOUR 🌹 (@Omi_233) November 15, 2019

B B is such a good idea, the more they attack it the more they seem like meanie pawns of the establishment spoilsports

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the ironing not lost by the statist broadcasters there!

We may all lol die but as long as the posting is good then good

I see the Church of Scotland has suspended the bigoted Reverend for the views he held in the public domain being even more widely circulated.

Well, Labour has successfully changed the narrative away from al Baghdadi and free movement

— Steve Hawkes (@steve_hawkes) November 15, 2019

Lol to these cunts it's all about changing the narrative from the supposedly bad stuff.

Terrified of Corbyn getting his hands on Youtube and changing all the song titles. " I see you baby, shaking that Hamas" and

My Gerry (Adams) Amour.

— Tories out for Christmas! (@Worldchampsx2) November 15, 2019

I thought that prick had left the Sun?

under the communist regime of Jemrye Cyonbr the new national anthem will be

https://youtu.be/VstDOv0C1do

you can take the prick out of the sun but &c &c

paging calzino

I think The Sun might have confused a top historian with Spiderman @holland_tom @TomHolland1996 pic.twitter.com/PXT5NhKo95

— Dipesh Gadher (@DipeshGadher) November 15, 2019

It's win win for spiderman because he can do his bit for the cause without outing himself as the tory voting scum that he clearly is!

anybody wanna guess how many of the signatories on that letter are private school > Oxbridge?

People are going to really lose their shit when they realise it was the government installing and maintaining the electricity network to people's homes for most of the 20th century.

pure salt of the earth, every last man jack of 'em, i'd wager xp

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the government was installing and maintaining the actual fucking phonelines for most of the 20th century tbf

tbf one Tom pretends to be spidey t'other one spins webs of deceit about his lack of qualifications for his job apparently!

look public school historian Tom Holland has a degree in English and wrote some books about vampires he is totally a proper historian

B B is probably about the sexiest fucking policy since the government invaded farmers land with their army of pylons and told them to get fucked if they didn't like it!

i remind myself which tom is which by remembering that spider-man is - famously - the one who looks as if he's trying to keep a frog from escaping his mouth at all times

eg

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my main concern is living in a city that's had an effective private monopoly running its telecommunications since they sold off our council-run company, we still can't get chomped by all the other sharks even if we wanted to

this is giving me a warm glow rn

Boris Johnson Gets Out of London and Talks to People Who Are Not Rich Remainers: The Essential Collection pic.twitter.com/hiWmevog9T

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) November 14, 2019

lol Trump is visiting the week before the election

Just yelled: no more of this fucking Tory shite at this address please and learn to shut a fucking gate properly, whilst ripping up the leaflet in front of some campaigners. Christ, this election is turning me into an angry old nutcase! It is all Labour's fault for not sending me a window poster yet.

Corbyn has the Atomic Kitten vote!

Fiy4z Mugh4l is my friend’s brother, can categorically tell you that everyone else in his family are hardcore Labour.

corbyn destroyed

As a lifelong Labour supporter, a current member of the Liberal Democrats and a dedicated Remainer & Europhile, requesting the local Conservative party (whom, as a solid Labour man to my bones, I hate) place this sign in my front garden gave me absolutely no pleasure whatsoever. pic.twitter.com/BPZVkMslVo

— Oliver Laughdugry #BeKindOnline #FBPE #ABTV #Peopl (@laughdugrylegal) November 15, 2019

As a lifelong Labour supporter, a current member of the Liberal Democrats

Exsqueeze me?

nb this is what the young people call "a joke"

just doing my bit to #BeKindOnline

Arsenal 🙏

What will Corbyn nationalise next?

— CCHQ Press Office (@CCHQPress) November 15, 2019

Wants to remain and loves Europe so much he's voting and campaigning for a hard Brexit...

— David Murray, Revoker #FBPE #GTTO 🇪🇺🌹☂️ (@david707x) November 15, 2019

Shut up.

— Oliver Laughdugry #BeKindOnline #FBPE #ABTV #Peopl (@laughdugrylegal) November 15, 2019

lol

got "Revoker" stuck in my head to the tune of "Debaser" now

Oliver Laughdugry is a joy.

This is Cassie, our beautiful pet, a black & white pitbull mix. Heartbreakingly she was put down today. She led a good life but unfortunately my all consuming commitment to fighting brexit has meant I no longer have time for a dog. Blame for this tragedy lies with Jeremy Corbyn. pic.twitter.com/tb44bfbo7X

— Oliver Laughdugry #BeKindOnline #FBPE #ABTV #Peopl (@laughdugrylegal) August 22, 2018

Yeah right.

I’ve almost always voted Labour. I can’t this time. Here’s why, for me, it would be morally unconscionable to do so under the party’s current leadership (for @CapX). https://t.co/bUQsK8l5jC

— Oliver Kamm (@OliverKamm) November 15, 2019

omg xp

profiles in courage