Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Q: Do you plan to stop people watching porn on the government’s broadband service?

Rebecca Long-Bailey says there will be a charter of internet rights.

(She does not address the point about pornography.)

in corbyn's britain the only available pornography will be lovingly-photographed documentary footage of jeremy tending his marrow patch

Ewwwphemism.

yay! cast-iron drain cover pron is here to stay

phewwwphemism morelike amirite *fans self*

in corbyn's britain the only available pornography will be lovingly-photographed documentary footage of jeremy tending his marrow patch

o_O

he's ready

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the real lemon party

from piss diamond to lemon party: a short film about vince cable

please don’t scare the child (imago)

“I’m the prime minister and you’re watching...Statewank”
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thought I pulled the prudish innocent -> 10/10 dank pun switcheroo p well there myself

here cum the corb-gettes

lol crobonym's NKVD will monitor your every online interaction also it's outrageous that Rebecca Long Bailey refuses to do that

Johnson burbling on about Labour's 'crazed communist' broadband. God, they are so fucking dumb. Who do they think that kind of language is appealing to?

Not tech nerds with money, that’s for sure!

omg he legit just claimed Labour is opposed to home ownership

god imagine a government capable of monitoring your every keystroke and online interaction, maybe even with the full collaboration of private corporations with whom we willingly share our fingerprints and faces, what a totalitarian nightmare that would be

we're surely only a day or two away from boris claiming that corbyn will force us to share toothbrushes

Whatever Johnson's brushing with it ain't enough

xp or marrows

I caught some of Labour's broadband policy press conference at gym and, when asked about Swinson ruling out supporting a Lab govt and whether he'd do any deals with the Lib Dems, Corbyn replied he wouldn't be working with 'pro-austerity parties' and I literally punched the air.

— How Upsetting (@How_Upsetting) November 15, 2019

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Really kicking myself I didn’t carry on renewing dotcommunism dot com for the past 15 years.

British Broadband is obv going to be very very popular, and so far the lines of attack against it from the right are music to ears because they have got a cogent argument against it and just makes them look desperate and shitting it.

@BBCPolitics this is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/FQOfiBq3va

— Joel - VOTE LABOUR 🌹 (@Omi_233) November 15, 2019

B B is such a good idea, the more they attack it the more they seem like meanie pawns of the establishment spoilsports

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the ironing not lost by the statist broadcasters there!

We may all lol die but as long as the posting is good then good

I see the Church of Scotland has suspended the bigoted Reverend for the views he held in the public domain being even more widely circulated.

Well, Labour has successfully changed the narrative away from al Baghdadi and free movement

— Steve Hawkes (@steve_hawkes) November 15, 2019

Lol to these cunts it's all about changing the narrative from the supposedly bad stuff.

Terrified of Corbyn getting his hands on Youtube and changing all the song titles. " I see you baby, shaking that Hamas" and

My Gerry (Adams) Amour.

— Tories out for Christmas! (@Worldchampsx2) November 15, 2019

I thought that prick had left the Sun?

under the communist regime of Jemrye Cyonbr the new national anthem will be

https://youtu.be/VstDOv0C1do

you can take the prick out of the sun but &c &c

paging calzino

I think The Sun might have confused a top historian with Spiderman @holland_tom @TomHolland1996 pic.twitter.com/PXT5NhKo95

— Dipesh Gadher (@DipeshGadher) November 15, 2019

It's win win for spiderman because he can do his bit for the cause without outing himself as the tory voting scum that he clearly is!

anybody wanna guess how many of the signatories on that letter are private school > Oxbridge?

People are going to really lose their shit when they realise it was the government installing and maintaining the electricity network to people's homes for most of the 20th century.

pure salt of the earth, every last man jack of 'em, i'd wager xp

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the government was installing and maintaining the actual fucking phonelines for most of the 20th century tbf

tbf one Tom pretends to be spidey t'other one spins webs of deceit about his lack of qualifications for his job apparently!

look public school historian Tom Holland has a degree in English and wrote some books about vampires he is totally a proper historian

B B is probably about the sexiest fucking policy since the government invaded farmers land with their army of pylons and told them to get fucked if they didn't like it!

i remind myself which tom is which by remembering that spider-man is - famously - the one who looks as if he's trying to keep a frog from escaping his mouth at all times

eg

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my main concern is living in a city that's had an effective private monopoly running its telecommunications since they sold off our council-run company, we still can't get chomped by all the other sharks even if we wanted to

this is giving me a warm glow rn

Boris Johnson Gets Out of London and Talks to People Who Are Not Rich Remainers: The Essential Collection pic.twitter.com/hiWmevog9T

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) November 14, 2019

lol Trump is visiting the week before the election