Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

tfw you're so full of rage about a decent policy that your fingers won't tweet properly xp

it's good and instructive to see the level of freaking out and mendacity about this, imagine what it'll be like when they go after private landlords and utility companies

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Given that something as essential as Universal Credit is *entirely online* (not to mention job applications), fast and free broadband is a genuine human need.

Apparently the Tory campaign bus is launching today...or so I've heard

(xp) That's poor humans though.

are the poor really human tho when u think abt it

Venn diagram of people saying “the state is too technically incompetent to install a broadband connection” and people who say “the state should build and maintain a thermonuclear arsenal”

— Huw Lemmey (@huwlemmey) November 15, 2019

former Labour MP Chuka somewhere between terrified and apopleptic at the thought that any public amenity mightn't be a source of unearned profit for wealthy rentiers

probably need to fire up the "latte-sipping croissant-munching" thread for the hot takes this is gonna generate

Had once mentioned our entire street didn't have any phone lines for 6 months until I got Labour councillors involved to an Oxbridge graduate in BT Plc Strategy Office. They said "it's not in our interest to connect poor people, of course we delayed it" https://t.co/Ww8ztAUDNG

— Naadir Jeewa (@naadirjeewa) November 14, 2019

/Wrt "free water" it's useful to note that Scotland's water was never privatized,and while not free, is cheaper than all the private providers in England/

Is this the part where I get to whip out my amazing fact that there is more water in Loch Ness than in all the lakes in England and Wales put together? I think it could be.

*sternly indicates recent posts in thread*

Q: Do you plan to stop people watching porn on the government’s broadband service?

Rebecca Long-Bailey says there will be a charter of internet rights.

(She does not address the point about pornography.)

in corbyn's britain the only available pornography will be lovingly-photographed documentary footage of jeremy tending his marrow patch

Ewwwphemism.

yay! cast-iron drain cover pron is here to stay

phewwwphemism morelike amirite *fans self*

in corbyn's britain the only available pornography will be lovingly-photographed documentary footage of jeremy tending his marrow patch

o_O

he's ready

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.fsT62n3hmVI52RhLiSNiEwHaEo%26pid%3DApi&f=1

the real lemon party

from piss diamond to lemon party: a short film about vince cable

please don’t scare the child (imago)

“I’m the prime minister and you’re watching...Statewank”
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-07/8/10/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane02/sub-buzz-25480-1467989153-4.jpg

thought I pulled the prudish innocent -> 10/10 dank pun switcheroo p well there myself

here cum the corb-gettes

lol crobonym's NKVD will monitor your every online interaction also it's outrageous that Rebecca Long Bailey refuses to do that

Johnson burbling on about Labour's 'crazed communist' broadband. God, they are so fucking dumb. Who do they think that kind of language is appealing to?

Not tech nerds with money, that’s for sure!

omg he legit just claimed Labour is opposed to home ownership

god imagine a government capable of monitoring your every keystroke and online interaction, maybe even with the full collaboration of private corporations with whom we willingly share our fingerprints and faces, what a totalitarian nightmare that would be

we're surely only a day or two away from boris claiming that corbyn will force us to share toothbrushes

Whatever Johnson's brushing with it ain't enough

xp or marrows

I caught some of Labour's broadband policy press conference at gym and, when asked about Swinson ruling out supporting a Lab govt and whether he'd do any deals with the Lib Dems, Corbyn replied he wouldn't be working with 'pro-austerity parties' and I literally punched the air.

— How Upsetting (@How_Upsetting) November 15, 2019

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Really kicking myself I didn’t carry on renewing dotcommunism dot com for the past 15 years.

British Broadband is obv going to be very very popular, and so far the lines of attack against it from the right are music to ears because they have got a cogent argument against it and just makes them look desperate and shitting it.

@BBCPolitics this is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/FQOfiBq3va

— Joel - VOTE LABOUR 🌹 (@Omi_233) November 15, 2019

B B is such a good idea, the more they attack it the more they seem like meanie pawns of the establishment spoilsports

xp
the ironing not lost by the statist broadcasters there!

We may all lol die but as long as the posting is good then good

I see the Church of Scotland has suspended the bigoted Reverend for the views he held in the public domain being even more widely circulated.

Well, Labour has successfully changed the narrative away from al Baghdadi and free movement

— Steve Hawkes (@steve_hawkes) November 15, 2019

Lol to these cunts it's all about changing the narrative from the supposedly bad stuff.

Terrified of Corbyn getting his hands on Youtube and changing all the song titles. " I see you baby, shaking that Hamas" and

My Gerry (Adams) Amour.

— Tories out for Christmas! (@Worldchampsx2) November 15, 2019

I thought that prick had left the Sun?

under the communist regime of Jemrye Cyonbr the new national anthem will be

https://youtu.be/VstDOv0C1do

you can take the prick out of the sun but &c &c

paging calzino

I think The Sun might have confused a top historian with Spiderman @holland_tom @TomHolland1996 pic.twitter.com/PXT5NhKo95

— Dipesh Gadher (@DipeshGadher) November 15, 2019

It's win win for spiderman because he can do his bit for the cause without outing himself as the tory voting scum that he clearly is!