Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

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I doubt we'd be allowed a visit before Easter. She'd still be spouting the counter-revolutionary lies of the 'politically homeless' at Christmas.

thanks to calzino for his virtue signals

I married a melt tbh. But I love her and as a responsible man will take the children to visit her at the reeducation camp.

― woof,

How does she feel about your membership of Hamas?

When has this garbage country not been open for business?

Martin Sorrell, executive chairman of S4 Capital, says he's looking for post-Brexit Britain as a "Singapore on steroids" that's "open for business" https://t.co/tbUma5nw7K pic.twitter.com/4t2lwp2Ddm

— Bloomberg TV (@BloombergTV) November 12, 2019

Is that advertising industry sex pest Martin Sorrell?

Tried to chip in my 23 quid but the form won't allow me because my postcode isn't valid, it says (even though I filled in the country where I live).

SEE? Cromryn doesn't want my filthy EU money

Ancient outdated red tape like the Representation of the People Act 1832 and the Slavery Abolition Act 1833 is still holding business back.

Fuck giving money to a political party, let alone joining one tbh.

where do they grow these lads

Unreal pic.twitter.com/LlIq4msdoR

— Matt Turner (@MattTurner4L) November 12, 2019

Private schools

That spoof Labour link I put up has almost got me out of the overdraft, cheers lads!

lmao xxp

lol calzino

lolllll

the redistribution of wealth in action

rip isaac doel, felled by own of the most savage acts of self-ownage i've ever seen (xp to nashwan's incredible twitter link)

Heard a lot of Remainers saying ‘do a deal with Corbyn.’ But respectfully if you’ve ever knocked on the door of a moderate Tory voter thinking of voting LD in Hampshire you’ll know why that can never happen. We may as well kiss goodbye to all LD/Tory marginals if we did that.

— Lewis North (@Lewis_North90) November 12, 2019

The moral of the story: burn Hampshire to the ground

Good place to build a re-education camp.

Also lol moderate Tory.

Ah yes, Meon Valley, where the Lib Dems were 30,000 votes off the pace last time

moderate tory: crush the poors but two blokes kissing is fine as long as i don't have to look at it

Sounds like a legitimate thing and it's terribly unhelpful to be beastly to them.

Moderate Tory: holiday in Europe and don't visit a bar called The Bulldog and Poppy even once

Moderate Tory: maligns Metal but not chart pop

While we're bunging a few quid around...

https://www.crowdjustice.com/case/the-bonzo-dog-banned-please-ma/

lol NV

Moderate Tory: maligns Metal but not chart pop

pom is one of us god help him

meanwhile, here's a former Brexit candidate called Mr Petty

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/politics/general-election-2019/2019/11/12/ive-had-the-rug-pulled-from-under-me-walsall-brexit-party-candidate-baffled-over-farages-climbdown/

Taking legal advice. Thank you @eric_cranston

— Emma Dent Coad (@emmadentcoad) November 12, 2019

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lol these nazis sure love their pilot's licenses

their spiritual leader was a rep for the Luftwaffe BALPA

i'm all for farage getting more rides in light aircraft tbh

Lindbergh was in BALPA?!

simpler times

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 47% (+10)
LAB: 30% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-9)
GRN: 3% (-1)

(@Survation / phone method)
Chgs. w/ GE

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) May 8, 2017

You nearly gave me a heart attack, please don’t do that again

From a guardian piece about the digital campaigns:

Since 29 October, Labour videos have received more than 19m views compared with 7m for the Conservatives. Labour’s greatest hits came from the Momentum campaign group, which has several videos with more than 1m views.

Many of the most popular across the political spectrum are short clips of TV interviews. One of Momentum’s most successful posts was a clip of its national coordinator, Laura Parker, speaking about the ethics of billionaires on Politics Live, while the only Conservative video to reach a million views showed a speech from a Brexit-supporting teenager on BBC’s Question Time.

pom is one of us god help him

🤘

😎

a lot of those CON views will be people sharing their content to mock them (eg the corbyn messing up his figures vid)

hoping this is genuine

We're there. We've finally reached Peak Brexit. pic.twitter.com/dBg4kuuPbF

— Roland Smith (@rolandmcs) November 12, 2019

Amazing.

Please be real.

the only true brexit is nigel farage being tarred and feathered in leicester square, pass it on

To my Lord’s in the morning, where I met with Captain Cuttance, but my Lord not being up I went out to Charing Cross, to see Brexit Party leader Farage hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could do in that condition. He was presently cut down, and his head and heart shown to the people, at which there was great shouts of joy. It is said, that he said that he was sure to come shortly at the right hand of Christ to judge them that now had judged him; and that his wife do expect his coming again.

who traitors the traitmen?

hahhah! purge all non-believers!

Stalin taken away in a black raven!

Has anyone been calmer in the face of lies?! I know she's my pal but my this woman is awesome ❤️ https://t.co/4ASHjhXdhv

— Alena Ivanova (@bungeeless_jump) November 12, 2019

this was a good comeback by Laura Parker until she says Fake News.. ban that phrase for now please and just leave the tories to say it 47 times a day and look like complete idiots.

Laura Parker is one commentator I see and think oh good, a slaying’s about to happen. She is really very good and doesn’t let anyone get away with posh bullshit.

laura parker is class