US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

the weird thing is, IIUC, king is personally popular. his retirement is a significant blow to their chances of holding that seat. is that right?

I got something they can hold

Read the Transcript. It is PERFECT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2019

he's right. not a single typo.

re: Schumer tweet, i honestly figured he was learning some shade game from Pelosi

Marketing:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/resizer/DMU4eqCGa4ztzjOhKk7KBZwzVoY=/800x533/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/CACOVWXY4VCJXAKYRITDJWZL24.jpg

I guarantee you none of those clowns have "read the transcript"

those guys should feel way more embarrassed to wear those shirts than they are

So nice when the night shift at Outback steakhouse shows up to do politics

those 'read the transcript' shirts are pathetic on a level rarely seen in American politics...I feel like you'll be seeing those pics in a history book some day

It's quite a feat to negate, through sheer awfulness, the deep pity your day-to-day existence might otherwise elicit. Their master has taught them well.

That's not the Outback night shift, that's the table of bros who sexually harass the 16-year old hostess working the Outback night shift.

dudes like that wouldn't last one night in a fast casual kitchen

Lol Neanderthal

hmm... I guess Outback is a table service restaurant

what's wrong with working at outback steakhouse?

FP’d you for cultural appropriation

haha take it easy matey

'ave a bloomin' onion!

Donald trump

no rules

just right

Pope Donald?

Dope Ponald

Many of the people in DACA, no longer very young, are far from “angels.” Some are very tough, hardened criminals. President Obama said he had no legal right to sign order, but would anyway. If Supreme Court remedies with overturn, a deal will be made with Dems for them to stay!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2019

JUST DIE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT

how did i miss the claim that don mcgahn is 'absolutely immune' to congressional subpoenas because he is 'the alter ego of the president'

sometimes I suspect he or likely someone else in his administration just has a long list of asshole things to do, and whenever they are bored, or need a distraction, just spin the wheel and pick something to be an asshole about.

I love this GOP defense that it's not a crime cuz the extortion scheme didn't bear fruit - it's like Sideshow Bob's "attempted murder" defense

"It's a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark."

SPLC Hatewatch: Stephen Miller’s Affinity for White Nationalism Revealed in Leaked Emails

The emails, which Miller sent to the conservative website Breitbart News in 2015 and 2016, showcase the extremist, anti-immigrant ideology that undergirds the policies he has helped create as an architect of Donald Trump’s presidency. These policies include reportedly setting arrest quotas for undocumented immigrants, an executive order effectively banning immigration from five Muslim-majority countries and a policy of family separation at refugee resettlement facilities that the Department of Health and Human Services’ Office of Inspector General said is causing “intense trauma” in children.

good thing he didn't get what he wanted!!!!

leaked emails reveal that terrible things rooted in white supremacy that have already happened were discussed beforehand by a person that is clearly a white supremacist

He literally worked with Richard Spencer?

SPLC Hatewatch: Stephen Miller’s Affinity for White Nationalism Revealed Via Stephen Miller's Every Action in the Public Sphere

going to be awesome when Miller is stuck like dogshit to the bottom of the GOP's boot the way guys like Bolton and Abrams are now

Thank christ that little Nazi fuck is a complete charisma void with no chance of ever being anything but a background player.

actual human-snake hybrid

"background player" doesn't this guy literally dictate our border policy

Yeah, but I mean someone else will have to hire him and tolerate his reptilian presence for him to have any effect on anything once Trump is blessedly gone.

I know it's not civilized but we're going to need some kind of formalized, public humiliation

burning sage is not going to do the trick

whoops I forgot most of these people are incapable of humiliation

speaking of humiliation, can we discuss Outback again

gday alfred!

lol wtf is this. Obviously a running-scared reaction to recent electoral losses in the suburbs, timed to draw attention away from impeachment but ... what is this (probably totally useless) anti-gun violence initiative gonna consist of? I assume randomly arresting/shotting brown people...

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/470077-barr-to-launch-anti-gun-violence-initiative-during-public-impeachment

Just Say No To Drugs Guns

G.A.R.E. to keep kids off guns

T.R.U.M.P.E.A.C.H.

This is your brain.

(brings double cheeseburger into frame)

This is your brain on guns.

(throws double cheeseburger at alarmed passerby)

Any questions?

(yes, several)

NAMGLA

trump steaks. ted cruz sr. killed jfk. tax cuts! judge recruits via the federalist society! A.L.E.C. paul manafort. roger stone. jared kushner. hunter biden. 666 5th ave. ivanka. burisma. rosneft. gop. nra

WHAT ELSE DOES QUALMSLEY HAVE TO SAY?????????

Where's The Tax Returns!?!