US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

Also is Chuck aware that Peter isn't dead

Like he just retired, you don't gotta lick his balls with that faux bipartisan reverent tone thing u do

It's of the utmost importance that a public which only knows a politician on the basis of his shitty politics also be made aware of what an awesome golfer and Tex-Mex chef the representative in question is.

It's like going on the Yelp page for your brother-in-law's abysmally-rated plumbing company and regaling the haters with paeans to the dude's model car collection. IE, who the fuck cares.

“You can shoot me but you’ll have to kill us all. Something”

WTF was that??
pic.twitter.com/iH2VfXLvYS

— LiA (@LibsInAmerica) November 11, 2019

That's next month's title sorted early

surprised that isn't a super deluxe remix

Hamlet: (parenthetically) Something.

https://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/metallica-kill-em-all-album-cover.png?w=800

That's very "fool me once ... won't get fooled again."

Did he mean like "Isn't that something?"

For anyone who cares about this stuff

Thread: The booing of Charlie Kirk, Don Jr, and Kimberly Guilfoyle by alt-right activists was the culmination of a month-long campaign that received no press attention.

— Matthew Sheffield (@mattsheffield) November 11, 2019

xpost I think he meant like '(*squints in vain at word he either can't read or can't pronounce on the teleprompter*) Something.'

I assume Trump will shortly label this Trump-appointed Judge a "Never Trumper"

er re: https://thehill.com/policy/finance/469901-judge-sides-with-ny-officials-in-trump-tax-return-lawsuit

The article from the tweet thread caek posted: https://thebulwark.com/the-alt-right-turns-on-the-gop-establishment/

I am staring at this bit and I may not recover:

Fuentes and his allies are portraying themselves as “true conservatives” who are fighting against a corrupt and secular GOP elite that cares more about billionaires and Israel than the millions of white Christians who voted for them. Even Pepe, who once served as the alt-right’s amphibian mascot, has been replaced with Groyper, an obese cartoon frog that has also become the term by which Fuentes fans refer to themselves.

King’s district voted both times for Obama and he won his last reelection by his narrowest margin in awhile with 53% I believe. Probably saw the writing on the wall for 2020.

amphibian mascot

he was a guppy?

All context aside, when you begin to refer to yourself as a 'Groyper' it's time to consider precisely when you made a wrong turn and if it's too late to course correct.

why are these dudes obsessed with frogs

i think king would have held on but he probably resented having to spend money campaigning for the first time when he could be lobbying

The alt-right is a very small pond in which it is easy to be a big frog. If the GOP establishment succeeds in absorbing the alt-right, those frogs know their position as leaders with followers will end. They must figure it is better to stay at the front of a very small parade than shuffle along behind a larger one.

maybe so, but the premise of that thread is that equilibrium is breaking down

groyper for presidetn

I assume that they're all just waiting for the kiss of a princess to reveal their true and magnificent form but I'm afraid I have some bad news for them.

Fuentes

Ha, that's the kid with the prematurely-aged voice who had to leave BU after Charlottesville. Previous discussion: the alt-right

I guess he has his own frog faction now.

Wasn't Alex Jones obsessed with frogs, too?

I'm not sure, is "frogs" a code-word for steroids?

Or a pill that makes you 10% redder overnight?

Anyone remember like a decade ago when all the hormones in our water supply were supposed to be turning our frogs gay or something? Is that something to do with this? I'm so confused.

whats wrong with frogs

That weird Trump clip reminds me of:

I love the RHCP and Anthony Kiedis is so hot and i hate all you fuckers who diss them but shot all the people who like them!!
― Brooke Hardy, Saturday, June 14, 2003 5:20 AM (sixteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

To think I signed the Whistleblower Protection Act! https://t.co/OSmPPcRs7x

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2019

whiniest bitch on the planet

tired of all this frog bs (other than you)

xxp

I admit as I was typing I was thinking "I wonder how frogbs feels about all of this"

Also Brooke Hardy 2024: Why The Fuck Not, We're Already Doomed

Narrator: the Whistleblower Protection Act was signed in 1989.

hi, long island expat here. democrats have a shot at gaining king's seat. the party—new york's last remaining GOP machine—has been riddled by scandal (my high school student body president pled guilty to lying to the fbi!), people are increasingly sick of trump, and the demographics are just changing enough. it's not anything close to even money, but king only won by 15,000 votes last time, down from a 71k margin of victory in 2016.

https://ballotpedia.org/Peter_King#Elections

the weird thing is, IIUC, king is personally popular. his retirement is a significant blow to their chances of holding that seat. is that right?

I got something they can hold

Read the Transcript. It is PERFECT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 11, 2019

he's right. not a single typo.

re: Schumer tweet, i honestly figured he was learning some shade game from Pelosi

Marketing:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/resizer/DMU4eqCGa4ztzjOhKk7KBZwzVoY=/800x533/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/CACOVWXY4VCJXAKYRITDJWZL24.jpg

I guarantee you none of those clowns have "read the transcript"

those guys should feel way more embarrassed to wear those shirts than they are

So nice when the night shift at Outback steakhouse shows up to do politics

those 'read the transcript' shirts are pathetic on a level rarely seen in American politics...I feel like you'll be seeing those pics in a history book some day