US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

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file this with the recent "president settles $2 million charity financial fraud" case under "very minor news in november 2019"

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 November 2019 01:57 (four years ago) link

It's being reported that Trump has fired Lt. Col. Vindaman.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:38 (four years ago) link

Lol add it to the list.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link

tbf a firing is always the final scene of the week's episode

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 11 November 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link

have there been any reported instances of Trump firing anyone himself during this entire administration?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 11 November 2019 07:57 (four years ago) link

didn't he fire some general via twitter

j., Monday, 11 November 2019 10:14 (four years ago) link

Peter King is retiring, will not seek re-election in 2020. When the Republicans have lost Staten Island...

Just kidding. The Republicans will never lose Staten Island. They'll find some ex-ICE agent with an Iron Cross neck tattoo to run and he'll win in a landslide.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 11 November 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

My mistake above; Peter King represents Long Island, not Staten Island. His successor will still be a knuckle-walking goon, of course.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 11 November 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 November 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

where is piss-chugger Joey Saladino running? Staten Island?

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 11 November 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Our country may burn to the ground, but at least we'll always have this moment.

So it seems like Don Jr’s book tour is going well pic.twitter.com/m0mZQQMHSi

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 11, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

"I bet that you engage in online dating"

daaaamn

jmm, Monday, 11 November 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

someone seems... triggered

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

No triggered, no triggered. You're the triggered!

Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

all because they cancelled the Q&A. amazing.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

Just kidding. The Republicans will never lose Staten Island. They'll find some ex-ICE agent with an Iron Cross neck tattoo to run and he'll win in a landslide.

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, November 11, 2019 7:19 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the current representative from staten island is democrat Max Rose.

kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

Peter King represents Long Island, not Staten Island. His successor will still be a knuckle-walking goon, of course.

Did someone say... Buttafuoco?

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

Peter King stood head & shoulders above everyone else

He’s been principled & never let others push him away from his principles

He’s fiercely loved America, Long Island, and his Irish heritage and left a lasting mark on all 3

I will miss him in Congress & value his friendship https://t.co/GSXizZ2c5D

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) November 11, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 11 November 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

holy shit Chuck

frogbs, Monday, 11 November 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

above everyone else

above...EVERYONE else?

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

he definitely believed he stood head and shoulders above migrants and refugees, that's for sure

at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Yeah when you advocate torture it's a good idea to be head and shoulders above the people you're torturing.

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

struggling to work out what leaving a lasting mark on his irish heritage means tbh

Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

I wonder, when the party inevitably splits in two somewhere down the road, which side will get/want to keep calling themselves 'democrats'.

Frankie Four-Wigs (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

Peter King always struck me as a behind the scenes villain's hapless proxy mayor in a Batman movie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 November 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

Peter King is an Islamophobe who held McCarthyite hearings targeting American Muslims, said “there are too many mosques in this country” and blamed Eric Garner for his own death at the hands of police.

Good riddance. https://t.co/cYZOrnaK2M

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) November 11, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

She back

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

take notes Chuck

frogbs, Monday, 11 November 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

is politics local

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

Her timing is exquisite.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 November 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

struggling to work out what leaving a lasting mark on his irish heritage means tbh

Being a big supporter of the IRA, I guess?

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 11 November 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

Making it harder for women to get birth control...is all i got

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Also is Chuck aware that Peter isn't dead

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

Like he just retired, you don't gotta lick his balls with that faux bipartisan reverent tone thing u do

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 November 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

It's of the utmost importance that a public which only knows a politician on the basis of his shitty politics also be made aware of what an awesome golfer and Tex-Mex chef the representative in question is.

Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

It's like going on the Yelp page for your brother-in-law's abysmally-rated plumbing company and regaling the haters with paeans to the dude's model car collection. IE, who the fuck cares.

Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

“You can shoot me but you’ll have to kill us all. Something”

WTF was that??
pic.twitter.com/iH2VfXLvYS

— LiA (@LibsInAmerica) November 11, 2019

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

That's next month's title sorted early

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:44 (four years ago) link

surprised that isn't a super deluxe remix

american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

Hamlet: (parenthetically) Something.

Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 November 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

That's very "fool me once ... won't get fooled again."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

Did he mean like "Isn't that something?"

jmm, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

For anyone who cares about this stuff

Thread: The booing of Charlie Kirk, Don Jr, and Kimberly Guilfoyle by alt-right activists was the culmination of a month-long campaign that received no press attention.

— Matthew Sheffield (@mattsheffield) November 11, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 November 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

xpost I think he meant like '(*squints in vain at word he either can't read or can't pronounce on the teleprompter*) Something.'

Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 November 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

I assume Trump will shortly label this Trump-appointed Judge a "Never Trumper"

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 November 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link


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