Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Why did the Sun make such a cool gif, I’ve completely lost it pic.twitter.com/YTJnDwtqMT

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) November 10, 2019

fuck yeah, lemme at that ballot box

I want some ballot box stuffing this Christmas.

gapesy’s poopy is massive

I understand this reference bc too online, but you will deserve any and all fps you get friend

Gapes' poppy considerably larger than Streeting's. Update your #respect spreadsheets (Ilford region) accordingly https://t.co/b5AeZK0K76

— wariotifo (@wariotifo) November 10, 2019

It's really hard to fathom how hard it is for Tories to deprogram their natural response to a crisis of "that's fine, let them die", even when it is obviously politically advantageous to pretend to be human

"I got bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key, DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me"

the UGK chorus I can't out of my head after seeing that Sun Mcd/Corbz gif

just over a month apart pic.twitter.com/ab1n5crIKr

— Shaun (@shaun_vids) November 10, 2019

don’t flag my posts u cowards

one flag post = one disrespect for arrr troops

you love etc

went canvassing with brian eno today. and managed to turn a libdem back to labour

— joe (@cillanoir) November 9, 2019

owen is good when he goes off. this is a neat distillation of lots wrong w BJ. 2.5m views already

This is the truth about Boris Johnson. pic.twitter.com/rBvN2QH9tu

— Owen REGISTER TO VOTE Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) November 10, 2019

went canvassing with brian eno today. and managed to turn a libdem back to labour

Yes, but Brian Eno doesn't count.

Owen Jones is virtually always good.

winning labour marginals (by strategy)

Here Come the Lib Dems

MY LIFE IN THE [STEPHEN] BUSH OF GHOSTS

I think Brian switched to Labour after looking at Swinson's voting record and figuring it would only be a matter of time before shed'd vote through a bill to abolish his bus pass.

bleak strategies

this is a neat distillation of lots wrong w BJ. 2.5m views already

This is the truth about Boris Johnson. pic.twitter.com/rBvN2QH9tu
— Owen REGISTER TO VOTE Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) November 10, 2019
― ntcham is antifa (||||||||), Sunday, 10 November 2019 19:05 (one hour ago) link

I dunno, great if it influences people but I'm not overly convinced this is what does it. It's a little too close to 'Trump did a mean tweet he a bad man'.

Since you mention Trump, a lot of people know about Johnson's indiscretions but they just don't care about them - likewise they don't care that he's a liar, a la Trump. I saw a gruesome interview with some giggling fool in Stoke or Dudley or somewhere about how Boris was 'one of the lads' yuk yuk.

Keith Vaz standing down.

politics’ loss is the washing machine repair trade’s gain

something something we are the 801 / we are the centrist dads

(or not, idk, thank you brian eno anyway)

Since you mention Trump, a lot of people know about Johnson's indiscretions but they just don't care about them - likewise they don't care that he's a liar, a la Trump

This is why I'm not convinced Owen's video works. I don't know this audience of people that are going to be swayed because Boris said a bad thing or lied or had a journalist beat up really exist. and if they do...swayed to what? voting Lib Dem I guess. Owen isn't exactly universally liked himself, can easily see this also being used as a negative endorsement, "look at this moaning bedwetter". Are people really that bothered he had a journalist beat up? 2006s voters might have been, dunno about 2019s. This is the anti-establishment cred Boris is looking for.

The stuff on the flooding Matt DC pointed at upthread on the other hand, I think much more likely to hit

Should come down to "if you like your current hospital, schools, public services, job security, crack on and vote for more of the same. Otherwise lets get these lot out"

That's not a new clip of Jones is it? Surely it's before Johnson became PM?

But seeing as Corbyn will be picked up on every little thing in the hope it sways people it's pretty much the least people can do to highlight Johnson's defects including but limited to his 'jokey' comments as listed. It's not so much of a question of 'will it work' or 'does it help' but 'if this isn't being done then why try to be better?' and it doesn't have to be either/or re focus on Johnson and Tory defects

wait... how do they know this?

EXPRESS: Boris boost as economy bounces back #TomorrowsPapersToday pic.twitter.com/wEPFeRzl9J

— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) November 10, 2019

i knocked on doors today!

Since you mention Trump, a lot of people know about Johnson's indiscretions but they just don't care about them - likewise they don't care that he's a liar, a la Trump. I saw a gruesome interview with some giggling fool in Stoke or Dudley or somewhere about how Boris was 'one of the lads' yuk yuk.

"You like him because he's a liar"
"Yeah because it means he's human"
For F*CKS sake, people! pic.twitter.com/Mfr2wSbGRz

— Phantom flan flinger #GTTO.🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇺 (@leepatrick0) November 7, 2019

wait... how do they know this?
🐦[EXPRESS: Boris boost as economy bounces back #TomorrowsPapersToday🕸 pic.twitter.com/wEPFeRzl9J🕸
— Neil Henderson (@hendopolis) November 10, 2019🕸]🐦

To see @evoespueblo who, along with a powerful movement, has brought so much social progress forced from office by the military is appalling.

I condemn this coup against the Bolivian people and stand with them for democracy, social justice and independence. #ElMundoConEvo

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) November 10, 2019

i knocked on doors today!

It's the thing on the front of the house with the knocker.

Which constituency?

boom tsssssshhhh (xp)

cann hall in leytonstone. safe seat a short bus ride away. it was my first time in this country so thought i’d start relatively easy :) plp chair john cryer’s seat! i was nervous at first, particularly with my non-uk accent, but quickly realised pretty much everyone else has a non-native accent too lol. it’s a rollercoaster. you see a lot of different kind of people. a few bozos, a few crazies, most people friendly. a couple of people brought up tony blair as the reason they don’t vote labour. one woman said she works in a private school so she’d never vote labour because they want to shut her down. lol okay whatever. one woman smoking on her front step said she won’t vote labour because they got in the way of a no-deal brexit (!) she was livid! her friend said don’t look at me, i don’t do politics. most people very labour though. i gave away many posters.

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Hi @BBCNews. Could you please explain the editorial decision to use this footage of Boris Johnson laying a wreath in 2016 on this morning's news bulletin instead of footage from yesterday's service?#BBCBreakfast #BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/bzyw1bktx7

— The Horse from Horsin' Around (@bojack70552409) November 11, 2019

cos yesterday he put the wreath on upside down and has three more years worth of flopsweat aura about him. fuck the bbc

weird - no doubt there will be some red faces in the newsroom as they realise what a huge, if entirely honest, mistake they've made

i look forward to their sincere apology and the swift resignation of the editor responsible for letting this slip through

I see this ridiculous Corbyn Refuses Nuke Our Enemies angle is being pushed again.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJFV0JjWkAAJDiA?format=jpg&name=small

xp thing is all UK overseas military actions after the Falklands have been very unpopular, I just saw a poll earlier that supports this.

xxp oh you mean the "difficult" nuclear holocaust question, not wars, ignore me.

both Swinson and Davey would have no problem pressing the launch button.

feel like swinson might actually be itching to press it tbh

TS: dealing with crises all around us vs dealing with crises that will never happen

the paradox is that it only actually works as a deterrent if no fucker is actually deranged enough to use it!

Comfortable people need a crisis to give meaning. Don't forget these are people upset they missed out on World War Two. While they may not have had their own war related hardships growing up, they're not afraid now, unlike the snowflake generation

If that is the case they just need to fall into poverty and spend 18 months on Universal Credit. They might get sanctioned for turning up at a JSA interview in 1940's attire. And it would kill any romanticised notions of dignified austerity they are harbouring.