Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

overturning a vote based on unspecified 'behaviour' fucking stinks and one wonders how this one potential MP would have been able to overturn the Momentum project on her own

xp this is it, there will be a lot of talk of sweet, hard-working people who have been in the party for years and have all kinds of good sentiments especially on social justice etc but if you're not actively engaging in the struggle for a transformative economic democracy, if you're seeking to undermine that in favour of something closer to the status quo, fuck you and go join some other capitalist running dogs

I agree, but overturning democracy is a look Labour need to avoid!

presumably the same rogues gallery that are bleating about Gimson's deselection would rather the NEC didn't immediately act on every unsubstantiated accusation against party members oh wait

whatever the optics and however much i agree with you in theory about due process imago it's hard to get exercised about this stuff right now because it's in the middle of a battle for the party's soul and casualties should be regretted and accepted

Yeah the Carden thing seems like a lie or a complete reinvention at best

oh god that's what the Spectator said, dunno what they'd know about souls tho

uh oh i entered the "debate"

waste Mann

— Ack Ack Gunz (@AckAckGunz) November 9, 2019

could conduct an experiment by euthenising Fraser Nelson and then using sensitive sub atomic sensors to see if there any signs of an immortal soul rising out of him!

EXCLUSIVE

Patrick Heneghan, CEO of People's Vote, has stepped down pending investigation into sexual harassment claims

He's accused of propositioning female staff and inviting them to his flat to take cocaine

Stuart Hand, ex-Tory official, replaces him https://t.co/Eu9nflds1s

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) November 9, 2019

How stupid do you need to be to sing "Hey Jews" on a bus with a journalist sitting behind you?

Seems like he didn’t

could you expand on that stet or link? i've not seen anything and am too busy watching shite football to search

Finally melts have realised they don't actually need to go searching anti-semitism among Corbyn allies, they can cut out the middleman by doing anti-semitic stuff themselves, and because they're in the labour party, it'll get blamed on Cromblyn anyway

I have been categorical in my denial about allegations relating to a coach trip some twenty months ago.

This was a coach full of journalists and MPs. If anyone genuinely believed any anti-semitic behaviour had taken place, they would’ve had a moral responsibility... (1/2)

— Dan Carden (@DanCardenMP) November 9, 2019

yikes

Rumours that an annexe to the Israeli Embassy is currently being built in David Miliband's back garden are yet to be confirmed.

— Kevin Schofield (@schofieldkevin) March 23, 2010

dan hodges (!) says he tried to stand up the dan carden story (asking people present) but he couldn’t

NEW: Labour selecting Ibrahim Dogus for West Bromwich East, replacing Tom Watson.

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) November 9, 2019

naughty naughty buzzfeed

seems very uncharacteristic of what I know about DC + wickham was fash adjacent

did he lose the pw for this account or what

At event warning England fans about AIDS risk in South Africa. Knowing some of my mates, it's as well Scotland didn't qualify.

— Kevin Schofield (@schofieldkevin) June 2, 2010

While Johnson continues his run of stage managed events, @jeremycorbyn has been out looking intensely relaxed around ordinary people pic.twitter.com/vzm4c01aKW

— Jackson Caines (@jackson_caines) November 8, 2019

It's a whole different level to Rory's crass and exploitative selfies, members of the public actually want to have their pic taken with him.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDR045GXYAA_PE_?format=jpg&name=large

Corbyn really likes campaigning so much. He was doing a round in his own constituency yesterday, going by his insta story, and there were some sweet clips of him in a Finsbury Park barbershop and meeting locals.

I was sceptical we would win the election. But with message discipline like this anything is possible... https://t.co/iOhSMZQD5R

— Brendan Cox (@MrBrendanCox) November 8, 2019

Whenever I see this slimeball talking shit it makes me glad the Tories won in 2010 and denied him a job in a prospective Brown cabinet. I guess he'd be happier if Corbyn was congratulating Bolsonaro for burning a country sized area of the rainforests to ash and bringing fascism back to Brazil. What a cunt.

Man, the wrong Cox got murked. Otm, hard to be 100% sad about any labour reverse while fuckin cancer cells like that still hold membership

I can’t begin to fathom the amount of chutzpah it takes to get kicked out of your job for sexual assault and bounce immediately back into whatever the hell Cox thinks he’s doing here.

Feel like the most significant event of the campaign so far has nothing to do with Russian money or dodgy bar charts and everything to do with the PM shrugging off fact that several marginal constituencies are currently underwater.

Yeah, saw that at least one Northern paper had run the quote as their headline.

The times main story today confuses me - are they implying they have the Russia report or not? (See thread)

Breaking - 9 Russian businessmen who gave money to the Conservative party are named in a secret intelligence report on the threats posed to UK democracy which was suppressed last week by Downing Street. See tomorrow’s Sunday Times story with @cazjwheeler

— Tom Harper (@TomJHarper) November 9, 2019

the PM says this is “not an emergency”

^stick it on labour posters in the north

boris johnson doesn’t care about north people

Cox is himself showing the kind of 'lack of "message discipline"' that, according to him, endangers electoral prospects.

As President, Lula has done more than anyone to lower poverty in Brazil and to stand up for workers. I am delighted that he has been released from jail, something that never should have happened in the first place. https://t.co/UNZZqjjMVF

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) November 8, 2019

Jess Phillips has surprised everyone by endorsing her own party for this general election!

Ugh, another 5 weeks of Tory ministers bulldozing their way through interviews by TALKING OVER interviewers, I'm not sure I can't stand it.

Jess Phillips has surprised everyone by endorsing her own party for this general election!

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 10 November 2019 10:08 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm sure you're probably right, but you can't really post something like this without a supporting link.

Although she has been critical of Jeremy Corbyn and admits she is “maddened” by some senior party figures, the rallying call by someone seen by many as a possible future leader will be welcomed by the leadership.

some gr8 reportage on it by toby helm

inch by inch the conservatives are figuring out how to communicate on social media

A nought is the difference between £1 billion and £10 billion. It may be a joke to Jeremy Corbyn but numbers matter - especially if it’s the cost of Labour’s risky economic policies on everybody.

You'll want to watch this one until the end. pic.twitter.com/3YtfpCvTcC

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) November 9, 2019

A plea to Tory HQ to keep sending out pompous oaf Kwasi Kwarteng for media interviews, he's not as stupid as Cleverly, few are, but nonetheless he is always guaranteed to come out with a succession of howlers.

Why did the Sun make such a cool gif, I’ve completely lost it pic.twitter.com/YTJnDwtqMT

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) November 10, 2019

fuck yeah, lemme at that ballot box

I want some ballot box stuffing this Christmas.

gapesy’s poopy is massive

I understand this reference bc too online, but you will deserve any and all fps you get friend

Gapes' poppy considerably larger than Streeting's. Update your #respect spreadsheets (Ilford region) accordingly https://t.co/b5AeZK0K76

— wariotifo (@wariotifo) November 10, 2019

It's really hard to fathom how hard it is for Tories to deprogram their natural response to a crisis of "that's fine, let them die", even when it is obviously politically advantageous to pretend to be human

"I got bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key, DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me"

the UGK chorus I can't out of my head after seeing that Sun Mcd/Corbz gif

just over a month apart pic.twitter.com/ab1n5crIKr

— Shaun (@shaun_vids) November 10, 2019

don’t flag my posts u cowards