Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

It's partly 'cos I just read the part of the tweets that are embedded itt and rarely bother to actually open them.

just do what I do and only read your own posts

Bercow’s has some very snide golf-club style antisemitism hurled at him from within his own party, glad he vouched for JC.

just do what I do and don’t even look at the screen as you type

I knew it

glasgow QT audience laughing in kirstene hair's face

eubankendorphins.png

tbftm this is a skill that serves me 95% of the time irl

it’s just sometimes it goes fijcbk

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIzb3fwX0AIVfuo?format=jpg&name=large
really enjoy the description of them as “former Gordon Brown advisers”, same as how Lindsay Lohan is always “the Mean Girls star”.

they are like the 6th + 15th drummer and bass player from later iterations of the band touring as Dr Hook and the Medicine Show after Dr Hook died or something.

even the sex offender looks like he's dying of embarrassment.

they are like the 6th + 15th drummer and bass player from later iterations of the band touring as Dr Hook and the Medicine Show after Dr Hook died or something.

twobass, one cup

If I ever see some ugly ridiculous sweaty little creep doing Churchill victory v on the front of the Mail again. I think I'm ready to commit to full jiha.....

This young Jewish woman speaking in defence of Jeremy Corbyn is the best thing you'll see on #bbcqt today 💚 pic.twitter.com/NEPTDU4NsK

— TheLuckyHeron 🌍 (@LuckyHeronSay) November 7, 2019

shitposting: what you all do
goodposting: what I do

happy anniversary

Err, @GuidoFawkes... That's targeted advertising based on your browsing history... pic.twitter.com/1jXWnHdeTO

— Huw Lemmey (@huwlemmey) November 8, 2016

What you could inscribe on a grain of rice: A comprehensive report on Laura K's shitposting awareness

When I did the deprivation by constituency by party colour chart, I then wondered what other elections would look like, so here's the 2017 election vs 2001 election, for England pic.twitter.com/FmpejLdOFs

— Alasdair Rae (@undertheraedar) November 8, 2019

I wouldn't mind a version of that that somehow incorporates the current Con/Lab gap in each seat. Tricky to visualise though.

Walsall North might get LDs and BXP both into double figures, both taking from Con and Lab in roughly equal measure. And it's down there with the Stoke seats as one of the lowest turnout seats.

What has Laura K done now?

she has erased bizarro gazzara

What is s***posting?@BBCLauraK explains to #Brexitcast and @AmolRajan on why it matters...

Listen 🎧 https://t.co/42AiakTQKZ
Watch 📺 https://t.co/A9N5tyiFd6 pic.twitter.com/ynhDgtd9UH

— BBC Sounds (@BBCSounds) November 7, 2019

It's just a rumour that was spread around town
Somebody said that someone got filled in
For saying that people get killed in
The result of this shitposting

"So shitposting, right, is basically what Dan Hodges does." pic.twitter.com/krBlsohy9r

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) November 8, 2019

she has erased bizarro gazzara

don't worry BG you've been erased by the best in the business

One has to assume that’s gin in the glass not water https://t.co/Wu7KgVnixo

— Downing Street Source (@judeinlondon2) November 8, 2019

jesus wept he's a fucking embarrassment

it's completely calculated

but there is nothing impressive about his shtick, he's plainly an embarrassing arrogant idiot who condescends to his audience like they are thick as pigshit. And in such an intimate setting it seems even more bad!

🐦[One has to assume that’s gin in the glass not water https://t.co/Wu7KgVnixo🕸
— Downing Street Source (@judeinlondon2) November 8, 2019🕸]🐦

jesus wept he's a fucking embarrassment

lol

The video is shared without comment for obvious reasons!

— Manufacturing NI (@ManufacturingNI) November 7, 2019

Please Boris be this 'calculated' in the debates!

Well yeah, worked for him so far but could backfire

He doesn't seem to have other settings but you need a much more convincing bullshit and bluster mode when you switch from a (lol) big crowd to a more intimate occasion where they all seem quite embarrassed for him or maybe just ruminating on how their lives came to this

Or possibly aware they'll be on the news this evening.

Tories paying to push Ian Austin interviews out to voters https://t.co/HGzBEUjAlf

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) November 8, 2019

The Tories’ advert contains some inaccuracies, such as one version describing Mr Austin as a “lifelong Labour MP”. In fact, Mr Austin became a Labour MP at the age of 40, and quit the party earlier this year.

this can’t be said enough

This may very well be the most important UK election we ever live through. The choice:

Become a deregulated, tax-haven, crony-capitalism-run cesspit where people starve to death regularly

Become an environmentally-friendly worker-run social democracy that operates for everyone

— JC (@jmsclee) November 8, 2019

How can you be a human rights barrister and be this stupid?!?!

I now see your point. I was asking the individual who that tweet was aimed at to imagine how he would react if it were another group. I didn't mention any of the issues you do, and I accept that other ethnic minorities are undermined.

— Adam Wagner (@AdamWagner1) November 8, 2019

Choose your fighter: pic.twitter.com/Lxq8hDWslS

— Funny Tinged Watermelon Smile (@dezzaxx_) November 8, 2019

Well yeah, worked for him so far but could backfire

― imago, Friday, 8 November 2019 bookmarkflaglink

The reason I had calculated in quotes is because I don't believe it was.

For as long as Johnson's been around we've been hearing about how it's all a clever act and he's actually hyperintelligent but I've yet to see any proof that he isn't the buffoon he appears to be.

His bumbling toff buffoon act is a clever ploy to cover up the fact that he's a bumbling toff buffoon.

This is why Swinson shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the debates, she'll just side with Johnson to gang up on Corbyn and spoil it all

i'm not sure smiling and nodding at everything everybody says is a step up from Johnson's shtick tbh

In the last few YouGov polls the % of 18-24-year-olds planning to vote Labour has moved from

October 25 - 35%

October 30 - 38%

Nov 1 - 44%

Nov 6 - 54%

Start of something significant? #GE2019

— Matthew Goodwin (@GoodwinMJ) November 8, 2019

Make that a Guardian article, then we can safely apply Betteridge's law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines )

This is why Swinson shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the debates, she'll just side with Johnson to gang up on Corbyn and spoil it all

Sounds like a good way to deter any Labour '17 voters turning LD imo

Seems like Johnson and JRM both have average academic intelligence in terms of being able to remember a lot of stuff they learned at posh school and, upon realising this could be enough to propel them as uber-privileged men into the highest echelons of political power, rejected the need to develop other types of intelligence (practical, emotional) to quell the subsequent insecurity they clearly feel in their constant referencing of Latin phrases and big fancy words intended to bedazzle both the ideologically aligned and easily swayed into hat-doffing deference.

hope goodwin has to eat some more literature this time round. definite highlight of 2017 when left twitter bounced him into scoffing his book

Fucking hell @ this fiasco

You need to delete this. Cllr Majid Mahmood who wants to stand for Labour works for a law firm in Birmingham, ESN solicitors. The article you linked to is about a different guy who works for Liberty Law in Lutonhttps://t.co/4fQK7sc5JWhttps://t.co/uMByNEvgnv

— Simon (@simonk_133) November 8, 2019

As a solicitor, if the above is correct,I would advise Mr Freedland to check his insurance cover and seek legal advice

— MBD (@mbd100) November 8, 2019

u love to see it

Labour tell me that earlier reports of a candidate shortlisted in Birmingham Hall Green rested on a confusion about two men with the same name. The Majid Mahmood shortlisted for the seat is NOT the Majid Mahmood fined over comments on Facebook – and I’ve deleted those tweets

— Jonathan Freedland (@Freedland) November 8, 2019