Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

all the bloke said was that the Holocaust would have spread to Britain if the nazis invaded, as evidenced by British citizens getting deported to Auschwitz from the Channel Islands.

Do you mean the time Michael Rosen went to a select committee, calz?

Here he is bullying an eminent Jewish professor. pic.twitter.com/Ai8m57f5Xc

— andy peacock (@AndyPeacock999) February 22, 2019

yes That's the one!

nasty little bigoted bastard, complete lack of humility, thick as a plank. There must be a suitable political party out there for him to join.

big queues for JC tonight

It’s always easy when the Tories don’t do the editing. pic.twitter.com/PAHYzC2yCD

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) November 7, 2019

Xp watching him switch straight from asserting that Corbyn will be a DISASTER to handwaving Boris Johnson I mean

"big queues for JC tonight"

sheeit that's an impressive queue! whatever the haters say about Corbyn - they can't touch his skills as a campaigner. It's been pissing it down all day up here as well!

fake news. people won’t come out for a winter election...

Suddenly a thousand centrist bladders boiled in confusion and rage https://t.co/WNd2xfLZv8

— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) November 7, 2019

notorious bully defends rampant antisemite, smdh at these toxic white men covering for each other

Bercow’s has some very snide golf-club style antisemitism hurled at him from within his own party, glad he vouched for JC.

"Though there is a big issue and it has to be addressed, I do not myself believe that Jeremy Corbyn is antisemitic. That is my honest view."

John Bercow gives his view on antisemitism. This is a must watch. pic.twitter.com/kG3FLwjrPt

— Chris #CorbynSavesChristmas (@Socialist_Chris) November 7, 2019

"even when I was a right winger we got on well" :p

I'm bummed you guys have your own version of right-wingers using Jews as cudgels in smear campaigns.

😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/fll7Nspvq7

— William Kedjanyi (@KeejayOV2) November 7, 2019

I hate to sound like I'm 90 years old but a lot of these twitter posts I've got no idea what I'm supposed to be responding to.

^shit posting

If you Google "hentai" it'll explain

It's partly 'cos I just read the part of the tweets that are embedded itt and rarely bother to actually open them.

just do what I do and only read your own posts

Bercow’s has some very snide golf-club style antisemitism hurled at him from within his own party, glad he vouched for JC.

just do what I do and don’t even look at the screen as you type

I knew it

glasgow QT audience laughing in kirstene hair's face

eubankendorphins.png

tbftm this is a skill that serves me 95% of the time irl

it’s just sometimes it goes fijcbk

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIzb3fwX0AIVfuo?format=jpg&name=large
really enjoy the description of them as “former Gordon Brown advisers”, same as how Lindsay Lohan is always “the Mean Girls star”.

they are like the 6th + 15th drummer and bass player from later iterations of the band touring as Dr Hook and the Medicine Show after Dr Hook died or something.

even the sex offender looks like he's dying of embarrassment.

they are like the 6th + 15th drummer and bass player from later iterations of the band touring as Dr Hook and the Medicine Show after Dr Hook died or something.

twobass, one cup

If I ever see some ugly ridiculous sweaty little creep doing Churchill victory v on the front of the Mail again. I think I'm ready to commit to full jiha.....

This young Jewish woman speaking in defence of Jeremy Corbyn is the best thing you'll see on #bbcqt today 💚 pic.twitter.com/NEPTDU4NsK

— TheLuckyHeron 🌍 (@LuckyHeronSay) November 7, 2019

shitposting: what you all do
goodposting: what I do

happy anniversary

Err, @GuidoFawkes... That's targeted advertising based on your browsing history... pic.twitter.com/1jXWnHdeTO

— Huw Lemmey (@huwlemmey) November 8, 2016

What you could inscribe on a grain of rice: A comprehensive report on Laura K's shitposting awareness

When I did the deprivation by constituency by party colour chart, I then wondered what other elections would look like, so here's the 2017 election vs 2001 election, for England pic.twitter.com/FmpejLdOFs

— Alasdair Rae (@undertheraedar) November 8, 2019

I wouldn't mind a version of that that somehow incorporates the current Con/Lab gap in each seat. Tricky to visualise though.

Walsall North might get LDs and BXP both into double figures, both taking from Con and Lab in roughly equal measure. And it's down there with the Stoke seats as one of the lowest turnout seats.

What has Laura K done now?

she has erased bizarro gazzara

What is s***posting?@BBCLauraK explains to #Brexitcast and @AmolRajan on why it matters...

Listen 🎧 https://t.co/42AiakTQKZ
Watch 📺 https://t.co/A9N5tyiFd6 pic.twitter.com/ynhDgtd9UH

— BBC Sounds (@BBCSounds) November 7, 2019

It's just a rumour that was spread around town
Somebody said that someone got filled in
For saying that people get killed in
The result of this shitposting

"So shitposting, right, is basically what Dan Hodges does." pic.twitter.com/krBlsohy9r

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) November 8, 2019

she has erased bizarro gazzara

don't worry BG you've been erased by the best in the business

One has to assume that’s gin in the glass not water https://t.co/Wu7KgVnixo

— Downing Street Source (@judeinlondon2) November 8, 2019

jesus wept he's a fucking embarrassment

it's completely calculated

but there is nothing impressive about his shtick, he's plainly an embarrassing arrogant idiot who condescends to his audience like they are thick as pigshit. And in such an intimate setting it seems even more bad!

🐦[One has to assume that’s gin in the glass not water https://t.co/Wu7KgVnixo🕸
— Downing Street Source (@judeinlondon2) November 8, 2019🕸]🐦

jesus wept he's a fucking embarrassment

lol

The video is shared without comment for obvious reasons!

— Manufacturing NI (@ManufacturingNI) November 7, 2019

Please Boris be this 'calculated' in the debates!