Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

as the rest of us attempt to find our way out of the existential societal crisis we find ourselves in.

the great thing about whatever sci-fi novel this guy is trapped inside is that you know he's going to be toast by the penultimate chapter

I am certainly an irritating wise-guy at times (who knew) but it's interesting to see who really loses their grip when faced with actual arguments in favour of Corbyn

as if the LDs new logo is a dodgy bar chart (where their colour isn’t even the largest bar)

Today I’ve been in the UK for 10 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 3 days. Yesterday I found out that the @UKHomeOffice decided to refuse my application for Indefinite Leave to Remain. Thread for details but basically #HostileEnvironment

— Asiya Islam (@asiyaislam) November 6, 2019

That BXP illusion lasted, what, 10 weeks?

10 milliseconds.

It lasted until just after Peterborough

there was a point when they were polling low 20's and some fools were talking about the 4 party era!

sounds like a reet supercilious prick, you should invite them here!

my football forum has a total melt as the most prominent mod. I give him some shit for being a Billy Connolly fan (he's trying to launch a side-career as a stand-up himself) and using the phrase politically homeless too frequently. But tbf to the nauseating tool he has perma-banned all the neo-nazi posters.

He was boasting about forcing his kid to listen to James Bob and saying he learned a valuable lesson about fact-checking x0===

I don't think I know what a James Bob is

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mr jame sob

Twitter stuff?

big legend of melt talk radio, never heard him tbh!

I don't think I know what a James Bob is

- Marley Bob

Oh right, I only listen to our state broadcaster so I don't come across these types fortunately.

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ah, a fellow smooth radio enthusiast

same, but I have seen enough of him on twitter to know he's a complete cretin who'd fit in fine at the beeb

Bloody nora, that thread Calz linked to is shameful.

Sajid just said that asking questions about JRM was disrespectful to the victims of Grenfell

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It is.

I think I liked it better when I thought being a Jamesbob listener was something to do with Carter USM tbh

(err xp, that thread is shameful, asking questions is not...)

fair play to the tories, they just keep finding new ways to fuck up

My bad, it was Ranil Jayawardena, I misheard the intro

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cancelled

Peck vs Mercer is a real Alien vs Predator situation

You’ve had a full ten hours to remove it now. Any news on when the great deletion might happen? I’ve still not been to bed for waiting.

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) November 6, 2019

Neither do I! Perhaps don’t put me up for ‘most stupid MP’ then when there are plenty of other options who will very capably fill that title for you.

— Johnny Mercer (@JohnnyMercerUK) November 6, 2019

good piece
https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/05/michael-gove-tweets-election

The Change UK MP Mike Gapes, a man with the defeated air of a coach driver having his keys tossed round by laughing teenagers at a motorway service station, somehow got conned into endorsing a mock tactical voting website that recommended voting for Mike Gapes in every constituency.

yes, enjoyed that one with mental of him wearing 50's style coach driver uniform w/ peaked cap.

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The Change UK MP Mike Gapes, a man with the defeated air of a coach driver having his keys tossed round by laughing teenagers at a motorway service station, somehow got conned into endorsing a mock tactical voting website that recommended voting for Mike Gapes in every constituency.

I only read my posts

Maddening to hear parties claim Brexit will be “done” after this election.
Unless we give the public a final say with the option to remain in EU, there’s decade of headaches & costs to come.
A Johnson or Corbyn free trade agreement (FTA) would be a backward step from today..1/6

— Chris Leslie (@ChrisLeslieMP) November 5, 2019

Also most otm so far (yes I am looking at my phone for the first time in hours)

“Corbyn always goes from shit to brilliant as soon as the election broadcasting regulations, designed to force neutral coverage by the press, go into effect. It’s quite weird and surely a coincidence” pic.twitter.com/0U5OGVmzXj

— VOTE LABOUR 12/12/19 also vote bernie 2020 pls (@labour_noutes) November 6, 2019

Chris Leslie is totes right tho, a second referendum will settle the issue forever

Lady Hermon out

Corbyn sharing drag queen endorsements on his insta story, you love to see it

The last two days have been excellent for Labour on my football forum, really. I think something might be happening

Hermon out means an easy gain for the DUP right? Dodds better lose.

Constituency is a strong unionist vote but it depends why her voters were voting for her and how likely they would be to vote for Alliance instead. Also if the DUP vote falls from last time.

It is like the Proddiest part of NI

Labour have selected a British Chinese candidate, Sarah Owen, for Luton North - she’d be their first East Asian MP elected (and only the second ever!)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIsaHwAW4AA5S0S?format=jpg

lair of the white wirrum

someone could have shopped his head onto the maggot at least

Maggot maggot maggot out out out!

Party chairman @JamesCleverly up next, attacking Jeremy Corbyn for not wanting an election. “He’s running scared, playing parliamentary games and hiding safely opposition.” pic.twitter.com/N9iEnHlbxp

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) November 6, 2019

They're also running with 'Vote Corbyn and he's promised two referenda next year', which is not only blatantly untrue but kinda pointless because no-one in England cares very much if Scotland has a referendum next year or not.

I know they're trying to hold on to the Unionist vote but I reckon they're on tae plums there, to slip into the vernacular.