Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

we need a pitch to the country.... how about "corbyn is stalin"? let's go w/that

what does "they point their fingers at individuals" mean pls

Christ I had almost missed that GAVIN BARWELL was on Newsnight talking about the JRM comments on Grenfell!

New: we have obtained letters which show PM's chief of staff @GavinBarwell did not act on multiple warnings on fire safety and building regulations in the lead up to #Grenfell - the last letter arriving just 26 days before the firehttps://t.co/zEObpwezsM

— Peter Apps (@PeteApps) June 13, 2019

the recently ennobled baron gavin barwell, no less

real ‘lol nothing matters’ time over at tory hq i guess

Otoh they couldn’t get an actual sitting MP to come on!

is...... johnson not pointing his finger too

WHO DID THIS

Ha, fuck off with this AB

I realise that what I said was wrong and caused a great deal of distress and offence. It was not my intention to do so, and I do not want to add in any way to the pain that this tragic event has caused. I apologise unreservedly.

— Andrew Bridgen (@ABridgen) November 6, 2019

Boris Johnson is always fucking pointing. Thing is, Jeronimo Cremlin points at inequality and injustice, while Johnson only points to distract people - *tories fuck up again* / hey look over there, Joseph Stalin on a pogo stick!

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Have you ever read one of the PM’s letters?

how would I know lol

Things are getting better for the Tory campaign launch. Kay Burley has just empty chaired the Tory Chairman James Cleverly who was in the Sky News building but then refused to do the interview. pic.twitter.com/MangRMCzKF

— Liam Young (@liamyoung) November 6, 2019

Dumberly got empty chaired, they are really shit at this old campaigning game.

is...... johnson not pointing his finger too

yeah but he's not pointing his finger at particular rich people who are actively making life in britain worse for most people, which is DANGEROUSLY STALINIST

Please please please keep sending Cleverly out for interviews, O Tory Party HQ.

Pessimism corner: Tory campaign wasn't very impressive in 2015, but they won a majority. It was shockingly inept in 2017, and they got their biggest vote in a quarter of a century. Guess we may as well clown on them while the clowning is good tho :-/

Now THIS is holding the powerful to account pic.twitter.com/0m3yGFvqwk

— Owen REGISTER TO VOTE Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) November 6, 2019

I guess the point of that telegraph thing is to throw 'kulaks' out there, when many people have little or no idea of exactly what kulaks were and what Stalin did to them. This then justifies follow up pieces in all media, 'so, what were these kulaks the PM was talking about and why is Jeremy Corbyn like Stalin, look, here's a photo of him laughing next to a picture of horrifyingly emaciated peasant children from Voronezh province.

lmao, get his ass kay

I just keep telling people that kulaks is russian for paedos, doing my bit for the campaign!

^ other people bring me problems, calzino brings me solutions

Why on earth did Cleverley do that? Just bizarre..

Hope the answer is something relatable like just couldn't be fucked, enveloping futility of all human endeavour

Kay <3

one presumes he was guided into non-attendance by his vast reserves of cowardice common sense

he had another interview with Julia Harley-Brewer lined up, why get bodied when you can instead be served up open goals?

because he's used to doing bbC interviews where he tells them what questions to ask him whilst justin webb gives him a back massage and lol Murdoch tv is what passes for unbiased political coverage these days

when is the Eddie Mair interview? finish the job this time

Johnson building up to a "load of kulaks" punchline in the TV debate

Corbyn owns an allotment lol he is a damn kulak

can one 'own' an allotment tho

makes u think

Murdoch hasn't owned Sky for over a year now fwiw

never mind the kulaks

darren mcgavin IS kulak: the night stalker

who would be the kulak equivalent in modern british society? self-employed tradespeople?

small business tyrant dipshits for sure

landlords

was going to say more like mr. pimlico plumber but maybe he isn't actually an "employer" and his "employees" probably have to provide all their own tools

i look forward to an explosion of class consciousness across the united kingdom as people identify modern-day kulaks and realise what horrible sacks of shit they are

trying to decide best punishment for use of "wealth creator"

😎

a+

Kudos!

FPed obviously

trying to decide best punishment for use of "wealth creator"

there's one that starts with 'g' that's right on the tip of my tongue...

vigorous pointing of fingers in your general direction nv

feel like anyone who owns a business and resists a minimum wage hike because the 'extra expense' would allegedly mean they'd have to shut up shop would probably belong in a modern k-word definition

cops ban on ER protests in london has been declared illegal, fu cops

My dread is Tory voters will agree with the Telegraph piece and prob. agree with JRM re Grenfell residents; and the Labour-all-my-lifers who are voting Tory to GET BREXIT DONE ignore everything else.

The whole Corbyn is an IRA/Hamas pro-Iranian/Russian supporting Czech spy and Marxist thing fell completely on its arse in the last GE, so why are they stupid enough to believe plainly absurd comparisons to Stalin have any chance of succeeding? I'm seriously expecting one of these idiots to point out the full name of the Nazi Party was the National Socialist Party at some point in this campaign.

The Venezuela references have at least stopped (for now) since countries in the same region with right wing governments started going tits up.