Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

Telegraph's poppy is the most fuckable of all poppies. Apple w/ a butthole (I know, I know, it's serious) as a poppy = always a winner.

(garbled post that simply means vote tories obv)

fped

#ukpolitics pic.twitter.com/YrcquFQbgJ

— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) November 5, 2019

the only tragedy is that the UK's landed gentry class didn't get liquidated in the early 20th century like in the east. Mind you at least that arsehole's granddad got torn to pieces by a lynch mob and fed to the dogs in Turkey - just a bit too late unfortunately.

pointing their fingers with relish, shame be upon them

My God, it is real, has he lost his marbles or what?

Pippinids vs Arsacids

Xxps assume bbc aren't going to bother with impartiality guidelines this time round

That telegraph cover... shd a headline need a tl:dr?

The country has been tearing itself apart over the profit motive for too long now, families at war, bitterness and division, it must end.

That telegraph cover... shd a headline need a tl:dr?

Anyway we all know the campaign will have failed without one of these

Greg Knight re-elected. Glad to hear it after this: pic.twitter.com/ebSUWqY3Mn

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 9, 2017

Predictable Brexit players all rallying around Rees-Mogg over his Grenfell comments thus ensuring they remain in the news cycle for longer. Not convinced that's going to help their cause in the long run.

Lol omg

i can't fuckin believe it pic.twitter.com/uATi17dXOA

— 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 (@PerthshireMags) November 5, 2019

I saw!!! He was so fucking mad about it, he spent his whole evening responding to randos.

Telegraph's poppy is the most fuckable of all poppies. Apple w/ a butthole (I know, I know, it's serious) as a poppy = always a winner.

(garbled post that simply means vote tories obv)

Speaking of thirstposting

Keir Starmer is a "fit man", Jeremy Corbyn declares. "He plays football."

— Matt Honeycombe-Foster (@matt_hfoster) November 5, 2019

The latter doesn't necessarily imply the former.

Pumped for all the professional footballers coming out to defend the kulaks tomorrow before deleting their accounts in humiliation after confusing Joseph Stalin with Nigel Farage.

— I (@trevorbastard) November 6, 2019

Glad to see all the living veterans of the Great War get so much respect over there

England’s favorite war that was very important and victorious

lmao the general response to that telegraph front page has warmed my cockles this morning

we need a pitch to the country.... how about "corbyn is stalin"? let's go w/that

what does "they point their fingers at individuals" mean pls

Christ I had almost missed that GAVIN BARWELL was on Newsnight talking about the JRM comments on Grenfell!

New: we have obtained letters which show PM's chief of staff @GavinBarwell did not act on multiple warnings on fire safety and building regulations in the lead up to #Grenfell - the last letter arriving just 26 days before the firehttps://t.co/zEObpwezsM

— Peter Apps (@PeteApps) June 13, 2019

the recently ennobled baron gavin barwell, no less

real ‘lol nothing matters’ time over at tory hq i guess

Otoh they couldn’t get an actual sitting MP to come on!

is...... johnson not pointing his finger too

WHO DID THIS

Ha, fuck off with this AB

I realise that what I said was wrong and caused a great deal of distress and offence. It was not my intention to do so, and I do not want to add in any way to the pain that this tragic event has caused. I apologise unreservedly.

— Andrew Bridgen (@ABridgen) November 6, 2019

Boris Johnson is always fucking pointing. Thing is, Jeronimo Cremlin points at inequality and injustice, while Johnson only points to distract people - *tories fuck up again* / hey look over there, Joseph Stalin on a pogo stick!

https://img.discogs.com/5DOVqZlSmOwPU8yEdebvfXwMGYM=/fit-in/501x785/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-8823687-1472394192-5512.jpeg.jpg

Have you ever read one of the PM’s letters?

how would I know lol

Things are getting better for the Tory campaign launch. Kay Burley has just empty chaired the Tory Chairman James Cleverly who was in the Sky News building but then refused to do the interview. pic.twitter.com/MangRMCzKF

— Liam Young (@liamyoung) November 6, 2019

Dumberly got empty chaired, they are really shit at this old campaigning game.

is...... johnson not pointing his finger too

yeah but he's not pointing his finger at particular rich people who are actively making life in britain worse for most people, which is DANGEROUSLY STALINIST

Please please please keep sending Cleverly out for interviews, O Tory Party HQ.

Pessimism corner: Tory campaign wasn't very impressive in 2015, but they won a majority. It was shockingly inept in 2017, and they got their biggest vote in a quarter of a century. Guess we may as well clown on them while the clowning is good tho :-/

Now THIS is holding the powerful to account pic.twitter.com/0m3yGFvqwk

— Owen REGISTER TO VOTE Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) November 6, 2019

I guess the point of that telegraph thing is to throw 'kulaks' out there, when many people have little or no idea of exactly what kulaks were and what Stalin did to them. This then justifies follow up pieces in all media, 'so, what were these kulaks the PM was talking about and why is Jeremy Corbyn like Stalin, look, here's a photo of him laughing next to a picture of horrifyingly emaciated peasant children from Voronezh province.

lmao, get his ass kay

I just keep telling people that kulaks is russian for paedos, doing my bit for the campaign!

^ other people bring me problems, calzino brings me solutions

Why on earth did Cleverley do that? Just bizarre..

Hope the answer is something relatable like just couldn't be fucked, enveloping futility of all human endeavour

Kay <3

one presumes he was guided into non-attendance by his vast reserves of cowardice common sense

he had another interview with Julia Harley-Brewer lined up, why get bodied when you can instead be served up open goals?

because he's used to doing bbC interviews where he tells them what questions to ask him whilst justin webb gives him a back massage and lol Murdoch tv is what passes for unbiased political coverage these days

when is the Eddie Mair interview? finish the job this time

Johnson building up to a "load of kulaks" punchline in the TV debate

Corbyn owns an allotment lol he is a damn kulak