Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

ffs it's 4 years old!

has bean

he's probably changed his mind now after reading 328 negative think-pieces in the Graun since then!

Corbyn is starting to get all the young influencer recommendations judging by his instagram story

i hear corbs has won a lucrative endorsement from flat tummy tea off the back of it

He only fucks with one kind of tea
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBURW2NXsAA6yei?format=jpg&name=large

Ah, the Yorkshire tea plantations are a beautiful sight

They used to be a well kept secret until Liz Truss revealed that both China buy a sack of tea leaves off us every year just for the lols.

northern vote spoken for iirc

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7btURiPqGSeg6IUM/giphy.gif

Woodcock chucks it in - good riddance

how much in would a woodcock chuck if a woodcock could chuck in

Woodcock’s decision to stand down sets up Labour vs Tory fight in Barrow & Furness. Labour scraped it in 17 (to the shock of all at the count.) It’a near the top of Tory target seats - Leave-voting, “Workington man” *wince*, coastal town. Brexit Party candidacy could be crucial. pic.twitter.com/dKtlIdXx7s

— Adam Payne (@adampayne26) November 4, 2019

Left out "love nukes" from that list of attributes

Corbs is gonna dismantle your property portfolio https://t.co/unyYytcxTL

— Y (@YSAB87) November 4, 2019

JC has stopped Brexit.

xxxp Lib Dems a certainty for Barrow

*nods head manically*

all those pleb-squirrels that voted for the 2 main parties in Barrow are dead now. Thanks my trusty slingshot ... hahhahah

the remainiacs still pitching yvette cooper as anti brexit

Never forget this interview from 2017

https://youtu.be/o_5VSF-vRZg

Eddie Marsan should really stop taking whatever he's on

he's abandoned that achievements of New labour wallpaper on twitter, maybe he's broke full tory now!

Conrad, if only the Yvette Cooper one and the Ken Clarke one could make an alliance against JC and Brexit

when this malaise takes over their mind they start to make wailing Gnuuing noises!

I just saw the most peak of melt post ever by someone who I vaguely know from another forum and he lives in the same town. he's boasting about how he taught his kid about the importance of fact correction by FORCING him to listen to Mr James Bob in the fucking car.

And my local meltlike MP gives it a like, she never likes any of my tweets :( :) ψ(｀∇´)ψ

one the many pleasures of the pinnacle of 21st century filmmaking, fast & furious presents: hobbs & shaw, is watching eddie marsan be menaced by idris elba with a flamethrower then blown up

in the real-life version they both team up with james bob and cook marshmallows over corbyn's toasted corpse and brexit is stopped forever!

And my local meltlike MP gives it a like, she never likes any of my tweets :( :) ψ(｀∇´)ψ

yep, but I don't really judge her too harshly on her meltness because she quietly seethes away in private rather than undermining the leadership at every opportunity possible

First ballot for Speaker:

Sir Lindsay Hoyle: 211
Dame Eleanor Laing: 113
Chris Bryant: 98
Harriet Harman: 72
Dame Rosie Winterton: 46
Sir Edward Leigh: 12
Meg Hillier: 10

LOL @ Harman coming behind Chris Bryant.

she was 2nd fav in the betting as well!

I was sure meg hillier would capture at least 1.8% of the vote oh well

Don't really gaf but why is Hoyle such a popular choice?

obv because he bears massive grudges against his former boss or something

In the days after the death of Diana, Princess of Wales, in August 1997, Hoyle asked for a new national children's hospital to be built as a memorial to her.[11] A few days later, Hoyle wrote to airport operator BAA, operators of London Heathrow Airport, urging them to change the airport's name to Diana, Princess of Wales Airport.[12] Neither proposal was carried out.

what an arsewipe!

it was a simpler time

Don't really gaf but why is Hoyle such a popular choice?

UK terror threat level downgraded from severe to substantial

Do they really think the people are this dumb to not see this for what it is, ie. a desperate attempt to make BJ look all tough and secure etc? Oh wait...

.@JWoodcockMP is to be special envoy on counter extremism with special focus on far right, Home Office to confirm.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) November 4, 2019

John Woodcock went on a political junket to Turkey sponsored by Bosphorus Global, a think-tank run by President Erdoğan’s son-in-law Berat Albayrak the Turkish energy minister who wikileaks showed to be profiting from oil deals with ISIS

He will probably try to proscribe the YPG https://t.co/hXpKWKxa4Z

— Rosa (@rosagilbert) November 4, 2019

Keep seeing the Survation poll in Portsmouth South which has it LD 30: CON 27: LAB: 24: BXP 14

But the LDs held the seat for many years until 2015 so it'll merely be reverting to its norm

looooooooooooooool

Jo Swinson has said Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn would be 'sexist' if they don't allow her in leader debates. When asked if FM Sturgeon should be allowed, Swinson said 'But she can't be PM.' I said neither can you. 'This interview is over,' she said.

— Natalie Hunter (@NatHunter_BBC) November 4, 2019

This is just so

"Women can be political leaders and prime ministers too"

Lib dem leader Jo Swinson calls for her party to be represented in the ITV leaders' debate, saying, "The voice of the millions of people who voted Remain… must be heard"https://t.co/wVj7DC6CJ2 pic.twitter.com/Ixho6je3iq

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) November 4, 2019

Woodcock has- at every opportunity- endorsed Erdogan, the AKIP and everything they stand for; destruction of Kurdish towns, funding and sustaining jihadists in Syria, mass imprisonment of journalists, academics and activists in Turkey. He IS an extremist. https://t.co/IdRIZPqcnr

— Socialist Dad (@shirleymush) November 4, 2019

He's a horror.

Don't really gaf but why is Hoyle such a popular choice?

I think MPs want a quiet life. I'm surprised how well Bryant did given that he's inveterate attention seeker and showboater who no-one likes and we've just had 10 years of that.

actually stomach turning reading the blue tick replies to his tweet

looooooooooooooool

Jo Swinson has said Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn would be 'sexist' if they don't allow her in leader debates. When asked if FM Sturgeon should be allowed, Swinson said 'But she can't be PM.' I said neither can you. 'This interview is over,' she said.
— Natalie Hunter (@NatHunter_BBC) November 4, 2019
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this is a parody account

Promising direction of travel if you like polls

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 38% (+3)
LAB: 31% (+2)
LDEM: 15% (-1)
BREX: 9% (-2)
GRN: 3% (-1)

via @ICMUnlimited, 01 - 04 Nov
Chgs. w/ Octhttps://t.co/6MHNfTeD3B

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) November 4, 2019

(xp) She's a parody leader.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/04/the-guardian-view-on-labours-radical-plans-fix-the-economy-and-democracy shockingly positive from the Guardian